View Full Version : Warning to women!
HskrGrl
7/13/2007, 04:01 PM
If a guy asks you to smell his new cologne and shoves his wrist in your face DON'T DO IT! He is just trying to get you to sleep with him. :rolleyes:
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OUHOMER
7/13/2007, 04:22 PM
damn it. the secret is out.
silverwheels
7/13/2007, 04:25 PM
He is just trying to get you to sleep with him. :rolleyes:
Isn't that the entire point of the male existence?
Tulsa_Fireman
7/13/2007, 04:29 PM
So you're saying I shouldn't shove these up my nose?
Harry Beanbag
7/13/2007, 05:03 PM
60% of the time, it works every time. :texan:
HskrGrl
7/13/2007, 05:07 PM
A friend of mine is doing "research" on these for a class he's taking.
StoopTroup
7/13/2007, 05:27 PM
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HskrGrl
7/13/2007, 05:47 PM
60% of the time, it works every time. :texan:
More like:
Oh, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk this situation off... Nothing to look at.
Go back to work, everyone. Don't act like you're not impressed.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/13/2007, 06:08 PM
What if the man smells like vomit, or skunk? What then is he trying to get you to do with a "smell my wrist" approach?
Czar Soonerov
7/13/2007, 06:26 PM
Does it smell like ribs?
HskrGrl
7/13/2007, 07:12 PM
What if the man smells like vomit, or skunk? What then is he trying to get you to do with a "smell my wrist" approach?
He obviously doesn't like you and wants you to get away from him. Have you had this issue come up before?
HskrGrl
7/13/2007, 07:13 PM
Does it smell like ribs?
Mmmmm ribs
Okla-homey
7/13/2007, 07:24 PM
For the record, I have never asked a female to smell my wrist. In the 1970's, I did however, unbutton the top two buttons of my shirts so they could revel in hirsute and furry chestal region.
I remember when body hair was a turn-on.
I know, I'm old. Now, the cool kids shave every inch of their body except for their eyebrows, lashes and head hair.
goingoneight
7/13/2007, 07:56 PM
Heh... that must be for those 'gangsta' teenage kids without cars and instruments to get laid the right way. :D
King Crimson
7/13/2007, 08:11 PM
all i know is there is no money to be made in making high-dollar scents that women might wear. but, i'd like to think that about at least 15% of American males are smart enough to not buy sex potion off AM radio ads.
oumartin
7/13/2007, 08:34 PM
Shoot, all i gotta do is look at em and their panties drop
Kimberlyz4OU
7/13/2007, 08:47 PM
Isn't that the entire point of the male existence?
ummmm, one word, yea
OUinFLA
7/13/2007, 08:54 PM
will it work on wives?
oumartin
7/13/2007, 08:59 PM
by me a plane ticket! If I can't score with her you might as well give up.
olevetonahill
7/13/2007, 08:59 PM
That wasnt My WRIST that i was gettin Ya to smell :hot:
OUinFLA
7/13/2007, 09:00 PM
by me a plane ticket! If I can't score with her you might as well give up.
what makes you think I was talking about my wife?
oumartin
7/13/2007, 09:04 PM
oh my bad! :D
I have tried it, but I ended up romancing myself.
make sure you have a partner
olevetonahill
7/13/2007, 10:36 PM
I have tried it, but I ended up romancing myself.
make sure you have a partner
You smelled MY wrist ?
I have tried it, but I ended up romancing myself.
Speaking of nano-technology....
Speaking of nano-technology....
if it's so nano, why to you beg to see it
I got nothing, cause its true:mad:
OUinFLA
7/14/2007, 07:56 AM
if it's so nano, why to you beg to see it
I got nothing, cause its true:mad:
He really does beg?
That's so pitiful.
MamaMia
7/14/2007, 10:13 AM
My husband just has to come up behind me and kiss the back of my neck. I'm a slut. :O
BillyBall
7/14/2007, 12:11 PM
A fat bank account and a BMW = poontang
Bad cologne = Night alone watching re-runs
Sooner98
7/14/2007, 12:25 PM
A "date rape" cologne is probably right around the corner.
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