Achmed got his virgin

[TopDaugIn2000]

heard from a friend he got hitched. he made sure to tell me during the breakup that he had his parents arrange his marriage with a nice virgin girl, (unlike myself) that is the most important thing apparently. not attraction or chemistry or love.

[Beef]

I bet he drops by asking to borrow the secks chair.

[TopDaugIn2000]

trust me, he doesn't know what to do with it.

[Hatfield]

heard from a friend he got hitched. he made sure to tell me during the breakup that he had his parents arrange his marriage with a nice virgin girl, (unlike myself) that is the most important thing apparently. not attraction or chemistry or love.


it is the most important thing....because then she won't know he is doing it wrong. way wrong.

[yermom]

sounds like Hatfield has some experience with Achmed too ;)

[StoopTroup]

TD...did you write this book? ;)

http://www.re-nourish.com/sustain/media/virgin.jpg

[Okla-homey]

virgin girl, that is the most important thing apparently. not attraction or chemistry or love.

That is precisely what the collective wisdom here tried to tell ya.;)

BTW, check your peems.

[Hatfield]

sounds like Hatfield has some experience with Achmed too ;)

not really...they just used to submit the tapes to me for a critique if you will.

[TopDaugIn2000]

That is precisely what the collective wisdom here tried to tell ya.;)

BTW, check your peems.

yup yup yup


and I replied.

[Sooner24]

Get Sic'Em on the secks chair and you can start a thread that says "TopDaugIn2000 got her virgin". ;)

[olevetonahill]

Get Sic'Em on the secks chair and you can start a thread that says "TopDaugIn2000 got her virgin". ;)
That wouldnt work bro
As soon as she got him on the chair hed cream his panties and then be worthless the rest of the night .:D

[SicEmBaylor]

[QUOTE=TopDaugIn2000]heard from a friend he got hitched. he made sure to tell me during the breakup that he had his parents arrange his marriage with a nice virgin girl, (unlike myself) /QUOTE]

Which part is it not like? The virgin part or the nice part?

[TopDaugIn2000]

both

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'll admit, I'm kinda bummed about it.

so I went for a deluxe mani/pedi and a new haircut after work.

[Turd_Ferguson]

should have gotten the brazillion too. I know it makes me feel better.

[TopDaugIn2000]

nothing there to get brazillioned

[Turd_Ferguson]

Hell yeah!!!!:D

[SicEmBaylor]

You could have been his man of honor.

[TopDaugIn2000]

no thanks.

[Sooner_Bob]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/4938/intro32e307egi7.jpg

[TopDaugIn2000]

spek

[SicEmBaylor]

nothing there to get brazillioned
After looking up the term......

How you doin'? :hot: :twinkies:

[Scott D]

which is more pathetic, that he had to look it up, or the fact that it took him another 20 minutes wondering how he could get his parents to arrange a wedding to achmed for him.

[Harry Beanbag]

nothing there to get brazillioned


Go on...

[TUSooner]

I virtually kick his testicles for you.

[Chuck Bao]

TD2K, ummm, I don't think you should need me to state the obvious, but I am.

1) You're far, far better off without that asshat
2) He's getting what he deserves - a loveless arranged marriage
3) He's going to demand his husband privileges, dominate the relationship and then get bored with her because she isn’t interesting.

[TopDaugIn2000]

yes, Chuck, I know all of those things are true. and that is the way I can get thru this. knowing that she'll be his loveless slave.

I know I'm supposed to forgive and forget, but that just hasn't happened yet. Hopefully soon though.

[SleestakSooner]

Hang in there, things eventually become easier to deal with.

[VeeJay]

When he croaks, he gets 72 new virgins.

Don't feel sorry for him.

[Okla-homey]

yes, Chuck, I know all of those things are true. and that is the way I can get thru this. knowing that she'll be his loveless slave.

I know I'm supposed to forgive and forget, but that just hasn't happened yet. Hopefully soon though.

Here's another few visuals for you, and I hope they help a smidge.

#1: His parents yammering at him that he has no business foolin' around with a heathen American slut -- and him knodding affirmatively while replying in that abrasive sounding language they "speak": "I know, you're right mom and dad, but its hard to meet nice Muslim girls."

#2: After about three months when he has had enough of the demure and proper Boobalooba (or WTF her name is) his new bride, who BTW probably lacks external female genitalia having lost it to female circumcision and is thus unable to climax, he'll take one of those "business" trips to Vegas, Amsterdam or Bangkok those a$$clowns are famous for, get loaded and drop a few grand on liquor, strippers and whores. Lather, rinse repeat about every six months.

You oughtta be aboard a commercial flight returning to Saudi, Kuwait, etc. from Europe or Asia. They oughtta call 'em the "Hangover and Blistered D--k Express." The thing is, as soon as Achmed's flight re-enters "Holy airpsace," he puts his towel back on his head and gets all prim again. Damndest thing you ever saw. That's why they prefer not to fly Saudi Airlines or the like on the way home, that way, they can continue to drink and look at porn until they cross the border.

#3: If you had stayed with him, and had children -- well, sons anyway, they don't give two sh1ts about baby girls, you would have had to live in constant fear that he would someday bolt and take the kids with him back to A$$rackistan. If he did that, you never would have seen them again, because none of the Muslim countries are signatories to the international protocols that prevent a parent from taking kids out of the country of their birth unless both parents give written consent. IOW, there is nothing you could do, and you would be denied entrance into the country because you were an unescorted female with no business there.

Bottomline: I've traveled and spent a great deal of time in the region. IMHO, they are the most hypocritical bunch of self-righteous a-holes I ever saw. And I've lived among Baptists and Holiness folks all my life too so that is saying a LOT.;)

Further, they couldn't even keep the lights on in their craphole countries were it not for TCN's who do all the heavy-lifting and brain work. I have absolutely no use for them beyond the oil they sell us. You are infinitely better off with that heathen a-hole out of your life.

[crawfish]

Cheer yourself up by watching "Not Without My Daughter". ;)

[TopDaugIn2000]

oh yeah, i've seen that one. scary for sure.

[Scott D]

you need to work on this breaking up thing. You should at least for 20 minutes become a couple with SicEm then dump him.

[TopDaugIn2000]

sorry, but my gay best friend is gonna be my man of honor, no room for sicem

[Scott D]

I didn't know you were best friends with sicem ;)

[TopDaugIn2000]

you need to work on this breaking up thing.

yes, I realize this. If I had enough money to hire a hit man, I probably would. :texan:

[Scott D]

yes, I realize this. If I had enough money to hire a hit man, I probably would. :texan:

Brian Boru is saddened by this....so are Fin MacCool and Setanta.

[olevetonahill]

yes, I realize this. If I had enough money to hire a hit man, I probably would. :texan:
Just how Much money you Got ?

[TopDaugIn2000]

how much you need?

[OU Adonis]

I don't think I would ever hook up with a muslim woman, unless she looked like Megan Fox.

[OU Adonis]

Here's another few visuals for you, and I hope they help a smidge.

#1: His parents yammering at him that he has no business foolin' around with a heathen American slut -- and him knodding affirmatively while replying in that abrasive sounding language they "speak": "I know, you're right mom and dad, but its hard to meet nice Muslim girls."

#2: After about three months when he has had enough of the demure and proper Boobalooba (or WTF her name is) his new bride, who BTW probably lacks external female genitalia having lost it to female circumcision and is thus unable to climax, he'll take one of those "business" trips to Vegas, Amsterdam or Bangkok those a$$clowns are famous for, get loaded and drop a few grand on liquor, strippers and whores. Lather, rinse repeat about every six months.

You oughtta be aboard a commercial flight returning to Saudi, Kuwait, etc. from Europe or Asia. They oughtta call 'em the "Hangover and Blistered D--k Express." The thing is, as soon as Achmed's flight re-enters "Holy airpsace," he puts his towel back on his head and gets all prim again. Damndest thing you ever saw. That's why they prefer not to fly Saudi Airlines or the like on the way home, that way, they can continue to drink and look at porn until they cross the border.

#3: If you had stayed with him, and had children -- well, sons anyway, they don't give two sh1ts about baby girls, you would have had to live in constant fear that he would someday bolt and take the kids with him back to A$$rackistan. If he did that, you never would have seen them again, because none of the Muslim countries are signatories to the international protocols that prevent a parent from taking kids out of the country of their birth unless both parents give written consent. IOW, there is nothing you could do, and you would be denied entrance into the country because you were an unescorted female with no business there.

Bottomline: I've traveled and spent a great deal of time in the region. IMHO, they are the most hypocritical bunch of self-righteous a-holes I ever saw. And I've lived among Baptists and Holiness folks all my life too so that is saying a LOT.;)

Further, they couldn't even keep the lights on in their craphole countries were it not for TCN's who do all the heavy-lifting and brain work. I have absolutely no use for them beyond the oil they sell us. You are infinitely better off with that heathen a-hole out of your life.

I am reading between the lines here, but my 6th sense says you don't think too highly of them.

[Sooner24]

I am reading between the lines here, but my 6th sense says you don't think too highly of them.


When your 6th sense goes off is it something like this?


http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/ac/Spiderman_Magnet_Sense2.gif

[crawfish]

When your 6th sense goes off is it something like this?


http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/ac/Spiderman_Magnet_Sense2.gif

I thought it was when you saw dead people.

[olevetonahill]

how much you need?
Case of Natty :D

[TopDaugIn2000]

NAME. YOUR. BRAND.

[Scott D]

woman, there's only one kind of Natty.