26 hours

[Norman Sooner]

I have 26 hours of freedom left, any suggestions on what to do while im still free and haven no boss? After 2 pm tomorrow its over with so, i need to enjoy this time...

[OKC-SLC]

you might try and have sex one or two last times.

YWIA.

[MamaMia]

Take a shower and leave your undershorts on the floor for the last time without getting bitched at. :P

[sooner_born_1960]

Drink milk straight from the carton.

[sooner_born_1960]

Take the trash out when you get damn good and ready.

[Norman Sooner]

Been doing that one sooner born. Thats why i got trash from a month ago sitting on the back porch..Dont get grossed out, its the only way i have figured out how to fit in in chickasha..

[OUDoc]

Hey, what are you doing next weekend?
Oh.
Nevermind. :)

[crawfish]

Just sit back and enjoy your last few days as master of your home. ;)

[soonerinabilene]

atm card+ strip club. Leave the cell phone at home.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Just remember, scientific studies have shown that there is one food that decreases a woman's sex drive by 90%...it's called "Wedding Cake."

Fortunately, the only bit of that food that my wife had at our wedding was the little morsel I stuffed in her mouth...so it never fully took effect.

[Mjcpr]

Runaway Groom?

[OUinFLA]

Hang out with 1TC tonight, maybe he'll let you make out with one of his underage hotties.

[StoopTroup]

Go buy a Corvette now.

You'll thank me later for this...

If not a Corvette...you know...your dream car...

[Norman Sooner]

I wonder if the fact that we were supposed to start setting up this morning and then we had to change it cause there was a funeral is a sign that marriage is death?

[OUinFLA]

You're getting married in a funeral parlor?

oooooo, kinky !