This ever happen to you?

[1stTimeCaller]

You're at a softball game, sitting in the parkinglot, drinking beer with the guys and you end up kissing a girl that has one year of HS left? Let's say that you're 28.



There were quite a few chicks around but two happened to be still in HS. They told me that they attended OSU and SMU. It was after I made out with the chick that said she was goint to SMU that I found out they were not quite seniors in HS.

:confused:

[Harry Beanbag]

No. I'm calling the cops.

[olevetonahill]

You go !:D
Ive had a few similar thingies happen ;)

[Widescreen]

Were you wearing your bitchin' tie-dye? If so, is it any wonder she was all over you? ;)

And, yeah, I'm calling the cops too.

[1stTimeCaller]

No tie-dye. I honestly don't know if I should be imbarrased or proud or how to spell imbarrased right now.

[critical_phil]

what a prevert.

[Tailwind]

Uncle 1tc....was that you?

[jthomasou78]

Did you ever say beer bash at the moontower?

[StoopTroup]

Mission Possible...

http://img107.echo.cx/img107/6431/163tcruisekholmes050419splash1.jpg

[OUHOMER]

did you give them beer too? I see jail time in your future

[Mongo]

I wouldnt be too worried about it. I find myself making out with high school seniors all the time.


You know it is SOP these days for a young ardmore lady to be pregnant and then married before she graduates high school? Make a young girl's dreams come true.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm just waiting for 1tc to start a "why is underage sex against the law?" thread

:)

[OKLA21FAN]

all I know is that this nevar happened to me in 2005

[OUinFLA]

Stanley?

[JohnnyMack]

Your new user name shall be: "Statutory Cory".

[yermom]

we'll just call him lester

(odds are she's legal anyway)

[Jerk]

:eek::eek::eek:

http://www.familywatchdog.us/Search.asp

[Mjcpr]

Booger?

http://sidesalad.net/archives/BoogerJpg.jpg

[Widescreen]

all I know is that this nevar happened to me in 2005
It might've if 1tc had been around. :D

[1stTimeCaller]

It wasn't my fault. I'm mad at my buddies for not saying anything beforehand. I'm not from here and I don't know who's 17 and who's 27.

[Mongo]

The old "my buddies didnt tell me I was commiting statutory rape" excuse just wont cut it.

I would use the retard defense, seeing how you cant tell the difference between a 17 and a 27 year old.:D

quick rule for you: if you smell Dr. Pepper Lipsmackers while making out, she is too young

[JohnnyMack]

http://www.tntech.edu/library/images/books/bk4.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e274/zpower240/jailbait.jpg

[usmc-sooner]

http://moriartylabs.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dazed_and_confused_disc_11.jpg



that's what I love about High School girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

[OUinFLA]

Why do I have this doubt in my mind that the underage chicklet that 1TC stuck his tongue down her throat looks nothing like any of the 4 in that picture?

[1stTimeCaller]

because those are dudes in usmc's picture????

[1stTimeCaller]

AND they had beers in their hands further leading me to believe that they were in college.

[NormanPride]

Hey Aqualung...

[colleyvillesooner]

AND they had beers in their hands further leading me to believe that they were in college.

Whatever, Wooderson.

[1stTimeCaller]

:D

[47straight]

As usual, this thread is useless without pics

[1stTimeCaller]

I'll check to see if there are any yearbook pics that are online. ;)

[SoonerJack]

"Dear Peenthowse, So me and my buddies were playin' softball in our Camaro league one night. After the game was over, we was hangin' in th' parkin' lot talkin' mufflers when these chicks asked us fer directions to tha club. I wuz not prepared for what would happen next...."

[royalfan5]

Is 17 not legal in OK? It is here, as long as you don't tape it, because then it's child porn.

[1stTimeCaller]

they play in the 4x4 diesel truck league, I think the Camaro league plays on Tuesdays. I just go to drink beer and watch grown men run around in shorts. ;)

[Widescreen]

I just go to drink beer and watch grown men run around in shorts. ;)
So then the whole "making out with a 17-year-old chick" really was an accident. :hot:

[critical_phil]

I just go to drink beer and watch grown men run around in shorts. ;)



mmmmmmm, cheekmeat.........

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/1559/cheekmeat1ow.jpg

[goingoneight]

You're at a softball game, sitting in the parkinglot, drinking beer with the guys and you end up kissing a girl that has one year of HS left? Let's say that you're 28.



There were quite a few chicks around but two happened to be still in HS. They told me that they attended OSU and SMU. It was after I made out with the chick that said she was goint to SMU that I found out they were not quite seniors in HS.

:confused:
She's obviously wasn't very mature if she was going to OSU, 1TC... :D

[Widescreen]

She's only 17
She gives me love, like I've never seen
She's everything I need
Her daddy says she's too young,
But she's old enough for 1tc!

***Credit to Kip Winger

[Jimminy Crimson]

Play ball!

[Sooner_Bob]

She's only 17
She gives me love, like I've never seen
She's everything I need
Her daddy says she's too young,
But she's old enough for 1tc!

***Credit to Kip Winger



Good golly . . . is that a Winger reference in the SO?

[Harry Beanbag]

Good golly . . . is that a Winger reference in the SO?


There is no low that is low enough for the SO.


http://www.angelfire.com/ut2/thezone/images/Kip1.jpg

[critical_phil]

people make mistakes 1TC