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mdklatt
7/12/2007, 04:58 PM
Whatever you add to your packaged cookies to make them "soft" also makes them taste really, really gross. When I see "Now Even SOFTER!" on the package I will mentally change that to "Now Even More ****ing Nasty". Stop it already. Cookies are supposed to be crispy anyway.
NormanPride
7/12/2007, 05:07 PM
Dear Complaining Consumer,
Make your own ****ing cookies.
Love,
Squishy Cookie Company
;)
Harry Beanbag
7/12/2007, 07:03 PM
I haven't bought packaged cookies in years, probably because they were ****ing nasty.
StormySooner-IN
7/12/2007, 09:28 PM
No kidding. The only packaged cookies I eat are the crispy Chips Ahoy.
Others taste like :twinkies:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:confused:.
:D
Anyways, the softer the ****ier.
Unless your eating my school. Then they still taste like ****, BUT you can have your friend hold them in the air while you throw rocks at them and watch the rocks break and pieces fly everywhere.:D
sanantoniosooner
7/12/2007, 09:30 PM
Crispy cookies are crappy.
Soft cookies rock. Preferably recently baked soft cookies.
Crispy cookies are crappy.
Soft cookies rock. Preferably recently baked soft cookies.
Agree about the soft cookies, but hard ones are better for dunking in milk
sanantoniosooner
7/12/2007, 09:41 PM
Agree about the soft cookies, but hard ones are better for dunking in milk
I don't dunk cookies or donuts.
I take them straight.........like God intended.
SicEmBaylor
7/12/2007, 10:02 PM
I prefer soft cookies.
rufnek05
7/12/2007, 10:05 PM
i prefer brownies. special ones
I don't dunk cookies or donuts.
I take them straight.........like God intended.
When you crack 300 lbs, I will listen to you on how to enjoy my snackysmores;) :D
yermom
7/12/2007, 10:10 PM
yeah, like the Chewy Chips Ahoy
:barf:
now, the Keebler Soft Batch cookies were good
do they still make those?
crawfish
7/12/2007, 10:24 PM
I prefer soft cookies.
That settles it. Crunchy wins!
sanantoniosooner
7/12/2007, 10:54 PM
That settles it. Crunchy wins!
It's common knowledge that there's only one thing Sic'em doesn't like soft.
OCUDad
7/12/2007, 11:48 PM
I have soft cookies.Fixed.
mdklatt
7/13/2007, 04:40 PM
yeah, like the Chewy Chips Ahoy
Grandma's soft cookies have that same nasty-*** aftertaste as the soft Chips Ahoy. Must be the "softener".
StoopTroup
7/13/2007, 05:45 PM
Real men eat crispy cookies...
SicEmBaylor
7/13/2007, 06:10 PM
Grandma's soft cookies have that same nasty-*** aftertaste as the soft Chips Ahoy. Must be the "softener".
Grandma's soft cookies are my favorite.
yermom
7/13/2007, 06:13 PM
Grandma's soft cookies have that same nasty-*** aftertaste as the soft Chips Ahoy. Must be the "softener".
those used to be pretty good, but i haven't had them in a while
Widescreen
7/13/2007, 06:20 PM
With all the pain and suffering in the world, you people are griping about cookies? Shame on you all! The South Oval I know would discuss more sober and thought-provoking topics.
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