Why is prostitution illegal?

[1stTimeCaller]

I've often wondered why it's illegal. The body parts belong to you, you should be able rent them out if you want to.

[royalfan5]

Cause most people are fun haters.

[Petro-Sooner]

I make tons of money. :hot: Just do it on the down low and you'll be fine.

[OUDoc]

Most religions are against recreational sex. Only procreational sex.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Take it to the Swap Forum, mister.

[royalfan5]

I make tons of money. :hot: Just do it on the down low and you'll be fine.
Are you trying to tell us something here?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_low

[Petro-Sooner]

Nobody has to know. :cool:

[Madd Dawg]

It spreads disease and can lead to rape.

[royalfan5]

It spreads disease and can lead to rape.
so can going to the bar.

[StoopTroup]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban922l.jpg

[Chuck Bao]

I couldn't, even if I tried. I would always give it away for free.

[OUDoc]

can lead to rape.
So, leasing a car can lead to auto theft?

[GrapevineSooner]

So if a girl you know says, "Wine me, dine me, and I'll 6..."

Well, you know.

Would that be considered prostitution?

[Petro-Sooner]

6??? Have a six pack with her?

[silverwheels]

So if a girl you know says, "Wine me, dine me, and I'll 6..."

Well, you know.

Would that be considered prostitution?

Riley: Well I don't see what's the big deal with hoes anyway.
Huey: Riley all women are not hoes. We're talking 20-25 percent tops.
Riley: Ok but if they not all hoes then why do I got to pay to take them out to eat then? I mean I'm paying; that's payment.
Huey: I don't know, cause that's just what you do. You meet a girl you take her out to dinner, but you're not paying the girl, you're paying the restaurant.
Riley: But I'm paying which makes her a ho! Why don't I just give her the money I was goin' spend on dinner and that ho can go grocery shopping.

[Scott D]

It spreads disease and can lead to rape.

straw
man
argument

It's been proven in a lot of countries (and to a lesser extent in one state), that when regulated properly, legal prostitution is clean, and safe. And doesn't lead to rape.

oh and anyone who thinks that rape is about sex or sexual conquest is a moron.

[yermom]

It spreads disease and can lead to rape.

ahh, the nanny state. they know what is best for us


i'm just waiting for the Injuns to add brothels to the casinos ;)

[Widescreen]

Because prostitution's bad. Mmmkay?

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/57/92/0000035792_20061116111117.jpg

[OUster]

Ok, I am at a loss...it's illegal...when did this happen?:O

[Ike]

"Selling is legal. ****ing is legal. Why isn't selling ****ing legal?" -- George Carlin.

[usmc-sooner]

I've often wondered why it's illegal. The body parts belong to you, you should be able rent them out if you want to.


you thinking about becoming a whore?


I'll be your pimp, and we'll petal your sweet little *** all over the state.

[Chuck Bao]

you thinking about becoming a whore?

I'll be your pimp, and we'll petal your sweet little *** all over the state.

That's like flowering or maybe de-flowering all over the state? Cool! Can I book an appointment?

[OUinFLA]

cause we let women get the vote sometime in the past.
darn libbers.

[OUHOMER]

you thinking about becoming a whore?


I'll be your pimp, and we'll petal your sweet little *** all over the state.
As a matter of fact usmc has a nice plump lady for you now.:D :eek:

[Chuck Bao]

I think this thread should be all about pimping out ITC and I'm giving it a five-star rating.

Come on, show your love. Five stars!

Anyone got "work projects" for him, PM Mr. USMC-Sooner.

And no sister, we ain't taking ITC to the Swap forum.

[Mongo]

1TC's he-***** anthem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[Okla-homey]

I've often wondered why it's illegal. The body parts belong to you, you should be able rent them out if you want to.

You can't sell or rent internal organs either. Otherwise, hillbillies would be selling kidneys to raise funds for anew bass boat.

Further, most jurisdictions have made it illegal to be a surrogate mom for profit.

But the real bottomline is, the legislature of this state has declared it illegal under Oklahoma law to pedal the poo-nanny. However, it is perfectlly acceptable for wimmens to keep the drawers up and locked unless and until a feller says the magic words.

[Chuck Bao]

<snicker> Pedal the p00-nanny? Get those feet pumping. I'm sorry but, I just can't help myself.

[King Crimson]

damn, CHuck i was looking for some hot tips in Thailand....

1time is from CHickasha, try and sell some Chick azz on the track....ain't hep'nin.

[Ike]

You can't sell or rent internal organs either. Otherwise, hillbillies would be selling kidneys to raise funds for anew bass boat.




Hey, if you've got another perfectly good one, why not? ;)


Also, the concept of renting internal organs makes me laugh.

"Sure you can have my kidney, but I want it back after a year."

[GrapevineSooner]

Do any of you want my wife's gall bladder?

[SicEmBaylor]

I'd never partake, but I'd be in favor of at least partial-legalization.

[Beef]

I'd never partake, but I'd be in favor of at least partial-legalization.
What's partial? Oral?

[Chuck Bao]

I'm on fire with hot tips. Trust me!

[Widescreen]

I'd never partake, but I'd be in favor of at least partial-legalization.
You're talking about 1tc, right?

[Okla-homey]

Also, the concept of renting internal organs makes me laugh.

"Sure you can have my kidney, but I want it back after a year."

I was referring to surrogate moms renting the use of their uterus.

[soonerhubs]

I've heard of a county in Nevada where it's legal.

[yermom]

i think it's legal like everywhere in Nevada but Vegas

[royalfan5]

I think people should be able to rent themselves or part themselves out as they see fit. The government should keep their laws off of everyones bodies.

[soonerhubs]

i think it's legal like everywhere in Nevada but Vegas
Wow! I went to Wikipedia and found out quite a bit there. I never knew that I'd driven by so many brothels.

[royalfan5]

Wow! I went to Wikipedia and found out quite a bit there. I never knew that I'd driven by so many brothels.
They are invisible to Latter Day Saints.

[usmc-sooner]

1TC where you at it's time to do work

and you better have my money.

[oumartin]

Join the "lifestyle" and you can get all you want for free..

[Rogue]

http://www.humanismbyjoe.com/prostitution.htm

When the outlaw the poo-nanny, only outlaws will have (or get) any poo-nanny.

[jk the sooner fan]

its legal and regulated in germany......weirdest damn thing you'll ever see, they'll block off a street and the girls will sit in the windows dressed in lingerie, waiting to negotiate a price with you

[Czar Soonerov]

its legal and regulated in germany......weirdest damn thing you'll ever see, they'll block off a street and the girls will sit in the windows dressed in lingerie, waiting to negotiate a price with you

I'll give 5 dollars fer it.

[william_brasky]

Speeding on the highway is illegal. Just don't get caught.

[Soonerus]

It should be legal...period.....