Howzit familier withers ?

[OUinFLA]

Howzit is invading Florida !

Yikes!

And he has talked me into meeting him for supper in Tampa :eek:

Any advice from you guys that have dealt with the man before?

Im only posting this now as he is flying today, Im sure he wont be checking his computer for a few days, so feel free to express your thoughts honestly. I'll try to remember to delete this before he becomes connected again. :D

[OUDoc]

Wear a condom to dinner.
Trust me.

[NormanPride]

Plenty of pixie dust will keep him happy. He's also a lot shorter in person.

[jk the sooner fan]

he likes it if you tweak his nipples in public

[Mjcpr]

Beware the rollies, that's all I'm sayin'.

[JohnnyMack]

Don't order tea at dinner.

[OUDoc]

Watch yer cornhole.

[jk the sooner fan]

lord loves a workin man

[OUDoc]

Don't trust whitey.

[OU4LIFE]

don't do it.

and it doesn't matter what 'it' it, just don't.

Srsly, DC get's JEALOUS.

[1stTimeCaller]

Get a penicillin shot before dinner.

[Chuck Bao]

Play it safe. You just can't tell about online friends.

Hire a transvestite to pretend to be you and you go along as the transvestite date. Then if Howzit hits on either one of you, you have a witness.

[TUSooner]

Just remember: Whatever he says, He does NOT know me personally; we have NEVER met; we did NOT go to the same school OR live in the same town. EVER
That's all.
:D

[jk the sooner fan]

if he starts a story with "a friend of mine"

he is really talking about himself

[OU4LIFE]

He's the most kind, sincere and ingratiating person I know.

No, he's talking about Howzit, not me.

[OU4LIFE]

if he pulls it out and ask you if you've 'ever seen anything like this, you think it's bad?' just be polite and say no

[colleyvillesooner]

don't do it.

and it doesn't matter what 'it' it, just don't.

Srsly, DC get's JEALOUS.

Really jealous. You don't have any small trees in your yard, do you?

[MamaMia]

Some of you guys are just being silly. The one thing I know for sure is that he feels insulted if you don't ask him to say the blessing before dinner. :)

[Mongo]

He dutch ovened me before, so dont stick your head under the sheets when he says he felt something move under the covers

[jk the sooner fan]

He dutch ovened me before, so dont stick your head under the sheets when he says he felt something move under the covers

no matter how good it feels right?

[crawfish]

Stay away from all power tools afterwards.

[TexasLidig8r]

OH... and.. have him take you and your lovely wife to the Spaghetti Warehouse... we worked it out where, since I haven't made it to Tampa, HE takes you two and then, I repay him when (err. if) he returns to the Metroplex.

oh.. and DO ask him about his bony-kneed co-worker! :D

p.s.. oh. yes.. Two words.. SAWZ ALL.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I heard someone say he is turning into a cranky old bastard, you two should get along juuuuuust fine.


:D


Kidding.

Have fun.

[OUinFLA]

OH... and.. have him take you and your lovely wife to the Spaghetti Warehouse... we worked it out where, since I haven't made it to Tampa, HE takes you two and then, I repay him when (err. if) he returns to the Metroplex.

oh.. and DO ask him about his bony-kneed co-worker! :D

p.s.. oh. yes.. Two words.. SAWZ ALL.


NO WAY you orange-blooded shyster!
You get you azz down to Tampa and pay off your gambling debts yourself!
Make sure you wear that orange bow tie I had to buy you.

If your gonna support that sucko team and bet on them, then be man enough to pay your losses.

:D

[Sooner in Tampa]

:eek:

:(

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