Damn the luck

[Jerk]

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[Chuck Bao]

METATRON
You know those constitutionals He likes to take?

BETHANY
Constitutionals?

RUFUS
I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point. (to Bethany) God's a skee-ball fanatic.

METATRON
Let's not altogether blow some of the mystery that surrounds Him, alright? (to Bethany) Yes - the Lord has quite a fancy for the game; been playing it for years - He assumes a human form once a month and indulges. Doesn't tell anyone where He's playing; just goes away for a couple of hours. It's quite understandable - a small exercise in hand/eye coordination has been proven as a highly effective means of therapeutic relaxation. And from what I understand, He always gives his free points away to neighborhood children. Isn't that sweet?

Or, maybe it's pinball!