Things people should do at intersections

[sanantoniosooner]

Catch up on newspaper articles

look under the seat for money/french fries/CDs/wallet/anything

put on makeup

chat with the car next to you

refuse to look directly at the light

clean your fingernails

search the radio dial for some kicking tejano

explain complicated topics to your child in the back seat

wait until the light changes and run it at the last possible moment leaving everyone else to sit a while longer

call someone on the cell phone

argue with your TomTom

flash your privates at a school bus next to you

play that rap song that sounds like every other rap song even louder

feed the local birds with your cigarette butts

clean out your car and/or ash tray

[proud gonzo]

heh

[ChickSoonerFan]

put on makeup



So I should do this while I am driving? :O

I have just enough stop lights between my house, the girls' school, and my work to get my makeup on.

Seriously.

[sanantoniosooner]

added to list

Think up credible excuses for putting on makeup

[sooner_born_1960]

Don't forget to pick your nose while you're sitting there.

[sanantoniosooner]

Don't forget to pick your nose while you're sitting there.
We can't see you if your windows are up

[Turd_Ferguson]

Don't forget to pick your nose while you're sitting there.
...and whipe the booger under the seat

[jk the sooner fan]

i see a number of women putting on makeup every morning on the way to work

and this is when they are driving, not just at the light

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

i see a number of women putting on makeup every morning on the way to work

and this is when they are driving, not just at the light

I want to poke these women in the eye with a dry mascara wand with sand on it.

[sanantoniosooner]

Searching for the booger that escaped suddenly is a good one also

[ChickSoonerFan]

I do not put on makeup while I drive, and I have one of my girls watch the light to tell me when it turns green, and they are very competative about it so they both scream out "GREEN" the very second it turns.

edit: because you guys are a buncha pervs

[jk the sooner fan]

i'll never forget some of the antics i had when i was a smoker

one time i flicked a butt out the window, cept it was rolled up.......thats always fun

or the time you've got really dry lips and the cigarette sticks in your mouth, as you are trying to pull it out between your fingers....cept what happens is your fingers slide down the cigarette, firmly grasping the burning end of the smoke

when you are driving, these are whats known as "good times?

[crawfish]

You forgot: if there is a short right-turn lane and you're going straight, MAKE SURE you stop far enough back so somebody right behind you can't turn right on red. Then, slowly accelerate when the light turns green just to annoy 'em.

[Mjcpr]

or the time you've got really dry lips and the cigarette sticks in your mouth, as you are trying to pull it out between your fingers....cept what happens is your fingers slide down the cigarette, firmly grasping the burning end of the smoke

I've done this countless times, but it was usually because I'd had a few beers.

[jk the sooner fan]

I've done this countless times, but it was usually because I'd had a few beers.

a lack of sobriety just makes it more fun :)

[Ike]

with wireless everywhere nowadays, you can add "post on soonerfans" to that list.


In fact, I'm at an intersection right now.

[IB4OU2]

Read all the stupid trendy liscence plates like IB4OU2...

[jk the sooner fan]

sas - you need to add the following to your list

play the steering wheel/dash drumset

[StoopTroup]

http://lizandniff.americanpromo.com/media/images/prodimgs/3940000/3940309.jpg

[IronSooner]

You also forgot:
Text Message

Play with iPod that's hooked into your car stereo

Change clothing

[rufnek05]

also: reach back and smack oldest son after he "suposedly" gave the younger brother wet willy and purple nurple.

[def_lazer_fc]

or the time you've got really dry lips and the cigarette sticks in your mouth, as you are trying to pull it out between your fingers....cept what happens is your fingers slide down the cigarette, firmly grasping the burning end of the smoke


ahh, memories. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

How about watching some woman try to curl her hair with one of those cordless curling irons while driving?

Seriously... I nearly got into an accident while saying WTF? at her antics!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

How about watching some woman try to curl her hair with one of those cordless curling irons while driving?

Oh deer lord...some of our sisters need a good punch in the neck.

[sanantoniosooner]

sas - you need to add the following to your list

play the steering wheel/dash drumset
my post wasn't intended to be all inclusive.

Add all you want

[HskrGrl]

How about watching some woman try to curl her hair with one of those cordless curling irons while driving?

Seriously... I nearly got into an accident while saying WTF? at her antics!

I have seen a woman do that too! In fact, after being stuck behind her slow *** for a good 2 miles I was able to get over and just happened to get stuck at a light right next to her. I then proceeded to yell out my window "Quit curling your nappy hair and start driving!" Dumb ho just rolled up her window and kept curling away. I hope she got in an accident later and burned the hell out of her ear.

[HskrGrl]

And it's not just women... I have seen a lot of men using their electric razors in their car on their way to work. A few days ago I saw a guy with an open laptop in his lap while he was driving.

[Skysooner]

I do not put on makeup while I drive, and I have one of my girls watch the light to tell me when it turns green, and they are very competative about it so they both scream out "GREEN" the very second it turns.

edit: because you guys are a buncha pervs

The correct answer?

You don't need makeup, Chick. You are beautiful just the way you are.

[goingoneight]

I'm disappointed, no mention of mooning. :(

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm disappointed, no mention of mooning. :(
you just did mention it.

Why do people not get the concept of contributing to the list?

[1stTimeCaller]

hocking loogies onto another car


it's still OK to nominate things to the list isn't it?

[sanantoniosooner]

no.

[Chuck Bao]

Surely somewhere else in the world they have these countdown clocks for light changes. That is the most ingenious thing, we all know when the light will change and it's like the start off on a race. We also know how long we have to make it through the insection. I was very negative about those countdown clocks and now I think that every insection should have them.

[tulsaoilerfan]

[Byron Houston] Spank yo' monkey!!!!:D

[VeeJay]

I used to read the newspaper on the way home from work.

Once, I glanced at the speedometer and I was going 70.

Sheesh! I had to back it down to 55. It just wasn't safe at 70.