Gift for the Bride..

[Norman Sooner]

Ok, so next saturday is my wedding day and im being told that i have to give my bride something on the wedding day...I responded that she is getting me and that is good enough...Well they told me i have to buy her a present but what kind of present should it be? Diamonds( she alread has a diamond ring, necklace, and earing from me), a nice set of crotchless panties( she didnt seem to thrilled with this idea)...Man i dont know what to get...You guys gotta help me find something!?!?!

[Mongo]

dont get a thing, she is already getting your testicles


edit: and not the fun way

[OUinFLA]

a box of XXLg Trojans.
give them to her in advance.

[olevetonahill]

I did that hitchin up thing 3 times , I never got the bitchs anything .:D

[Mongo]

I did that hitchin up thing 3 times , I never got the bitchs anything .:D

Try giving the fourth one something, maybe she'll stick around longer:D :D

[OUinFLA]

Try giving the fourth one something, maybe she'll stick around longer:D :D


There's nothing left.
The previous 3 got their wedding gifts in arrears.

[olevetonahill]

There's nothing left.
The previous 3 got their wedding gifts in arrears.
They got the gold Mine , I got the shaft !:D

[LilSooner]

Well I got Rhino a What it means to be a Sooner book, that was signed by Coach Stoops. It said.

Rhino,
I hope you and LilSooner have many years of hapiness together.

Bob Stoops.

Or something pretty darn close to that. Oh and he used our real names.

I thought it was a pretty cool present.

[GottaHavePride]

There's nothing left.
The previous 3 got their wedding gifts in arrears.

Heh. I bet they got their gifts in arrears.

[olevetonahill]

Heh. I bet they got their gifts in arrears.
:D :cool:

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'd think paying to save her dog just before the wedding would be sufficient.....

[olevetonahill]

I'd think paying to save her dog just before the wedding would be sufficient.....
Yup . But If I read his 1st post rite , its a stary that they adopted a few months ago . Put the dog down save it some sufferin , and get her a New dog and Make sure its had its shots !

[Norman Sooner]

I'd think paying to save her dog just before the wedding would be sufficient.....


Yeah i would think so too, however i doubt it. I did take this dog in but she is in love with this dog so putting her to sleep wont really work...

[olevetonahill]

Yeah i would think so too, however i doubt it. I did take this dog in but she is in love with this dog so putting her to sleep wont really work...
then put Em BOTH to sleep .Sheesh i gota splain every thing to you kids !

[Sooner24]

Well I got Rhino a What it means to be a Sooner book, that was signed by Coach Stoops. It said.

Rhino,
I hope you and LilSooner have many years of hapiness together.

Bob Stoops.

Or something pretty darn close to that. Oh and he used our real names.

I thought it was a pretty cool present.


And here I thought Rhino and LilSooner were your real names. :P

[olevetonahill]

And here I thought Rhino and LilSooner were your real names. :P
Me to. Now im :confused:

[Tailwind]

honey, you started out confused. ;)

[olevetonahill]

honey, you started out confused. ;)
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:

[Frozen Sooner]

**** snausage

[Tailwind]

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:
Kidding! ;) note the winky.

[Okla-homey]

I gave my bride a little white leather bound Bible she carried with her bouquet. I had her new married name embossed on the cover. She thought it was sweet, which is really the main thing. She saved it and plans to give it to our daughter to carry down the aisle when some guy snags her someday.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Put your **** in a box.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Oh, and tell her how you feel. Her boobies.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Yeah i would think so too, however i doubt it. I did take this dog in but she is in love with this dog so putting her to sleep wont really work...

I wasn't saying putting it to sleep........I said SAVING it....

[ChickSoonerFan]

It does not have to be jewelry, just a sweet little something should be fine...maybe a nice gift set of her favorit perfume? or the bible is sweet, or the note, or something for the honeymoon?

Something engraved with a phrase that means something to the two of you is always a good idea too.

[MamaMia]

My husband pulled a silver and gold heart shaped locket on a 28" chain out of his pocket and handed it to me after he lifted my veil and kissed me. It had my new last name engraved on it. :)

[goingoneight]

Isn't she supposed to get her surprise on Saturday night? :confused:

[Vaevictis]

I got my wife a nice Citizen Eco-Drive watch. She had recently gotten me a Seiko Kinetic watch, which I had been looking at for awhile because I hate changing batteries on watches, and she had mentioned she liked the idea of not having to change the batteries also.

[BajaOklahoma]

One of the last weddings I went to, the groom gave the bride a necklace to wear with her wedding gown. Natural pearls to replace the cultured.

[Norman Sooner]

Isn't she supposed to get her surprise on Saturday night? :confused:


I guess you are supposed to give it on the wedding day, but heck i dunno...Im ready for this stuff to be over with...

[Tulsa_Fireman]

One of the last weddings I went to, the groom gave the bride a necklace to wear with her wedding gown. Natural pearls to replace the cultured.


Ewwww. In front of God and everyone?

I thought you was supposed to save that crap for the honeymoon.

[olevetonahill]

Give her a Big Ole Bottle of aspirin

[proud gonzo]

...the groom is supposed to give the bride a gift? why?

stupid wedding traditions.

[Okla-homey]

...the groom is supposed to give the bride a gift? why?

stupid wedding traditions.

tradition/schmadition. It's more of that evile "wedding industrial complex" marketing at work.

[Mjcpr]

Giver her a pony, a bologna pony.

[LilSooner]

My hubby got me a laptop :) Best present ever.

[soonervegas]

If you want to get things started off on the right foot, may I suggest an Iron.

[Norman Sooner]

Give her an iron so i can stare at it just sitting there not being used..