AA Meeting in Drunkytown

[Flagstaffsooner]

In Tail's defense she once gave me unmitigated $hit for have an orange cooler pack and insulated cup.

[Tailwind]

Orange rite ?
Dayum, ewe must be color blind tonight.

[Ash]

In Tail's defense she once gave me unmitigated $hit for have an orange cooler pack and insulated cup.

I've always wondered about you...

[Ash]

The Doo-doo butter song - Dave Chappelle

[Mongo]

all of yall drinkin can suck a fart outta my ***, cause I am at work still

[olevetonahill]

Dayum, ewe must be color blind tonight.
No Im drunk ! sheesh Pay attention
Plus I tried to call U but you ignorin me fer all the Orange shat !:twinkies:

[Tailwind]

No fart suckin tonight. So go home early, why doncha?

[olevetonahill]

all of yall drinkin can suck a fart outta my ***, cause I am at work still
Smoke a dube It will all be good ;)
I just aint gonna tote No more :eek:

[Mongo]

Wont go home till tommorrow at noon, still drilling

[Tailwind]

No Im drunk ! sheesh Pay attention
Plus I tried to call U but you ignorin me fer all the Orange shat !:twinkies:
My cell hasn't rang, and I'm online so u can't call my landline....d'you forget i have (shudder) dialup?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I've always wondered about you...I also have an orange ut flag that Tail gave me, hanging upside down under a SOONER banner.

[Mongo]

Smoke a dube It will all be good ;)
I just aint gonna tote No more :eek:

;)

[Tailwind]

Wont go home till tommorrow at noon, still drilling
That sucks bigtime! I have to go to work tomorrow, which also sucks.

[Ash]

I also have an orange ut flag that Tail gave me, hanging upside down under a SOONER banner.

I knew it!!








wait...

[Tailwind]

I also have an orange ut flag that Tail gave me, hanging upside down under a SOONER banner.
I'm not sure that helped at all, but thanz for trying anyway.:D :eek: :D

[SoonerGirl06]

What have I missed?


Just for the record... I'm drunk.

[Mongo]

What have I missed?


Just for the record... I'm drunk.

and saddle soar?:D

[Tailwind]

What's new?

[olevetonahill]

I knew it!!








wait...
A dude gave me an OsU hat the other Day I wiped My asswith it :texan:

[Flagstaffsooner]

No Christmas card from me this year Ash.:D :texan: :D

[olevetonahill]

and saddle soar?:D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :hot:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Hot Rod Lincoln-Commander Cody

[Jerk]

Maybe you guys will appreciate this

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c254/scrinmaster/ingenuity2dpuk4.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

SING A LONG! Summer Breeze makes me feel fine

[Tailwind]

Cute. :D

[phead903]

Here I am, VET! Had a little dinner party - some beer, some wine, some Hot Damn (right, SG06?) and am back at home ready to go!

[olevetonahill]

No Christmas card from me this year Ash.:D :texan: :D
Life is tuff
Times are hard
Heres Yalls
Merry fukin Xmas card :cool:

[Tailwind]

SING A LONG! Summer Breeze makes me feel fine
Oooooh, Seals and Crofts!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Just for the record... I'm drunk.Imagine that around here.

[Tailwind]

I Want It All - Queen

[SoonerGirl06]

and saddle soar?:D

Nope.... feelin' good and lookin' good!


:D :D

[olevetonahill]

Here I am, VET! Had a little dinner party - some beer, some wine, some Hot Damn (right, SG06?) and am back at home ready to go!
Im ****ed at you
you took My woman ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Oooooh, Seals and Crofts!


YOu KNow it...sittin on the porch with the laptop listening to my neighbors fight and Seals and Crofts singin in the background

[Tailwind]

Drunky is the town for me!

[olevetonahill]

Maybe you guys will appreciate this

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c254/scrinmaster/ingenuity2dpuk4.jpg
Is that whats his face from saxet ? ya know takin home his Plasma ?

[SoonerGirl06]

Im ****ed at you
you took My woman ;)

Since I couldn't saddle you.... I had to settle for ph903 instead.

[phead903]

Nope.... feelin' good and lookin' good!


:D :D

AMEN to that!!:hot: :hot:

[Mongo]

Since I couldn't saddle you.... I had to settle for ph903 instead.

you dont know what your missing. olevet gives free mustache rides, even when you dont want them

[olevetonahill]

Since I couldn't saddle you.... I had to settle for ph903 instead.
I hope the boy appreciates MY sacrifice :cool:

[Flagstaffsooner]

I Want It All

http://www.geo.utep.edu/pub/eva/ou.gif

#8

[phead903]

I hope the boy appreciates MY sacrifice :cool:

Vet, you oughta see the view from here!:hot: :hot:

[olevetonahill]

you dont know what your missing. olevet gives free mustache rides, even when you dont want them
you liked it !

[Jerk]

Another pic for you drunks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/derek45/funny/beernmakeup.jpg

[Tailwind]

http://www.geo.utep.edu/pub/eva/ou.gif

#8


NIIIICE!!!!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Deacon Blues-STeely Dan

[SoonerGirl06]

I hope the boy appreciates MY sacrifice :cool:

smooches and kisses all the way baby!

[olevetonahill]

Vet, you oughta see the view from here!:hot: :hot:
Are Yall gonna come see me this wkend ?

[Tailwind]

Deacon Blues-STeely Dan
Dayum, another good one!

[phead903]

you liked it !

So do i need to grow a 'stache?

[Tailwind]

Where'd Newbomb go?

[phead903]

Are Yall gonna come see me this wkend ?

Whatcha doing tomorrow, Vet?

[olevetonahill]

So do i need to grow a 'stache?
Naw I got the Flavor savor ;)

[olevetonahill]

Whatcha doing tomorrow, Vet?
My best guess is Ill be gettin drunk . You ?

[SoonerGirl06]

Oh my gawd!!!! I'm getting a lap dance!!!!!


:D :D :D


I'm so fu*kin' drunk.....

[goingoneight]

Two hours till closing time... what's yer poison?

Irish car bombs... my friends' little surprise way of saying "get well soon."

[olevetonahill]

Oh my gawd!!!! I'm getting a lap dance!!!!!


:D :D :D


I'm so fu*kin' drunk.....
TMI
Im gonna kill that peehead !:D

[Tailwind]

Ok, what's in an Irish car Bomb?

[Tailwind]

I'm just doing Jimmy shots.

[SoonerGirl06]

My best guess is Ill be gettin drunk . You ?

We're coming to see you...

get the Natty chilled and ready to drink....

[olevetonahill]

Ok, what's in an Irish car Bomb?
Yu are so sloe Peem me ur Cell #

[olevetonahill]

We're coming to see you...

get the Natty chilled and ready to drink....
Oh saht I gotta get 2 mo cases in the fridge !
Call me befor :D

[Tailwind]

928-600-0955

[Tailwind]

I can't reach my PM box

[SoonerGirl06]

Oh saht I gotta get 2 mo cases in the fridge !
Call me befor :D

We'll do it....


Can't wait!!!!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Deacon Blues-STeely Dan...and I want a name when I lose, they call me oh ess ewe...

[olevetonahill]

We'll do it....


Can't wait!!!!
:D ;)

[phead903]

[quote=SoonerGirl06]We'll do it....

BTW, Does everybody know I'm in love with SG06?

[SoonerGirl06]

Shots of Hot Damn are the bomb!!!!!

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm so gonna be hurtin' in the morning.....

[phead903]

Shots of Hot Damn are the bomb!!!!!

And Citrus Rum...and Fire and Ice...and....

[phead903]

I'm so gonna be hurtin' in the morning.....

Try Milk Thistle and B-12...I heard it works wonders...

[SoonerGirl06]

And Citrus Rum...and Fire and Ice...and....

Merlot... Margaritas...beer... and Rum and Tonic....

[goingoneight]

Holy shart... have any of you ever had a Oatmeal Cookie Shot?

Gawd, dating an ex-bartender rawks.

Google it, I have no idea what's in this stuff.

[SoonerGirl06]

Holy shart... have any of you ever had a Oatmeal Cookie Shot?

Gawd, dating an ex-bartender rawks.

Google it, I have no idea what's in this stuff.

I'm definitely googling it.

I hang much better than phead... :D

[Tailwind]

You never answered my last question....

[SoonerGirl06]

Who are you talking too?

[Tailwind]

not you ;;;;;;;;;:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Good... cuz I'm too deunk to reply. :D :D :D

[SoonerGirl06]

drunk

[Tailwind]

I was talkin to go8....about that first drink he mentioned.

[Tailwind]

you not drunk...you keyboard is.

[SoonerGirl06]

Hell... I'm about to smoke a cigar...


gawd I love vacation....

[phead903]

Hell... I'm about to smoke a cigar...


gawd I love vacation....

Hello, my name is cigar....

[phead903]

Hell... I'm about to smoke a cigar...


gawd I love vacation....

Actually, she is eating garlic bread and meatballs!

[SoonerGirl06]

*cough/choke* Okay... so forget the cigars.... *cough/choke*

[SoonerGirl06]

Actually, she is eating garlic bread and meatballs!


Mmmmm.... meatballs!


And with that folks... I'm puttin' on the nightie and calling it a night.


The hangover is gonna be a bithc tomorrow....

[phead903]

you not drunk...you keyboard is.

My piano has been drinking, not me....

[Tailwind]

My keyboadr is dyzlectsick.

[Tailwind]

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen great headbanging song! :D

[StoopTroup]

OCS - Mmmmmm

1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps



In a shot glass, layer the 100-proof Hot Damn first, then add the Buttershots, and slowly top with Baily's Irish Cream.

It's like a Buttery Nipple...just add the Hot Damn.

[Tailwind]

Sounds good!

[olevetonahill]

spent the last 2 hrsbitchin at wild blue

[Tailwind]

Who?

[StoopTroup]

W. B. Yonder?

[olevetonahill]

Who?
This dayum sat alite broad band thingy
I call to bitch and I getnto listen to some broad tell me how cool Wildblue is :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
So I wait fer2 hrs on te phone and some dude gets On the line tellinn me How good this shat is
I asked the dude Can I just have My dial up back ?:eek:

[Tailwind]

Good grief!

[SoonerGirl06]

Nothin' like tacos from Taco Bell to soak up the alcohol... that and about 4 cups of strong coffee....


Yeah.... I think I'm ready for another margarita....


:D :D

[Newbomb Turk]

Nothin' like tacos from Taco Bell to soak up the alcohol... that and about 4 cups of strong coffee....


Yeah.... I think I'm ready for another margarita....


:D :D

just like being on vacation in Messico!

:twinkies:

[Tailwind]

You need to have a little talk with your liver, sgo6. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

You need to have a little talk with your liver, sgo6. :D


Milk Thistle... detoxes the liver WONDERFULLY!

Besides.. I'm on vacation. Once it's over it's back to real life and non-alcoholic drinks...


except for the OCCASSIONAL glass of wine, of course. :D

[phead903]

Milk Thistle... detoxes the liver WONDERFULLY!

Besides.. I'm on vacation. Once it's over it's back to real life and non-alcoholic drinks...


except for the OCCASSIONAL glass of wine, of course. :D

And a shot of Hot Damn!!:D

[SoonerGirl06]

And a shot of Hot Damn!!:D

You mean a couple of shots of Hot Damn... that stuff is gooooood!

[phead903]

I do believe it's time for some Hot Damn. :D

[olevetonahill]

I hear the train a comin ,its comin around the bend , and I aint seen the sunshine since, I dont know when .
where the hell are the riders ?:confused:

[Flagstaffsooner]

I hear the train a comin ,its comin around the bend , and I aint seen the sunshine since, I dont know when .
where the hell are the riders ?:confused:I'm on board.

[olevetonahill]

I'm on board.
Bout time ! I need some one to blow the whistle !:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

I aint blowin' yer whistle.:D

[olevetonahill]

I aint blowin' yer whistle.:D
But he likes the way you do it !:P

[Flagstaffsooner]

Larry the cable guy on in 15 minutes.

[olevetonahill]

Larry the cable guy on in 15 minutes.
So you gonna get Him to Blow the whistle ?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I just figured that he was your sort of humor.

[olevetonahill]

I just figured that he was your sort of humor.
I dont care who ya are that theres was funny !

[Frozen Sooner]

I just got home from the bars scene. I am drunkered. Things got weird. i SANG both Two somngs Pink Houses and Brown Eyed girrl. I was well received. The peeople loved me.

I am drunk.

Happy birfthday to me.!

[Mongo]

HB dude, no hot monkey birfday secksin after the bars?

[Frozen Sooner]

No hot monkey sexin. I actually got kicked out of the bar I was throwin' down the lines at. These two girls that were there from a reception were diggin' my vocal stylings for sure, but I got 86d for being "visibly intoxicated." Bastards.

I drank so much I pooped green today. Not like a little green. COMPLETELY green.

[Newbomb Turk]

I drank so much I pooped green today. Not like a little green. COMPLETELY green.

nice.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Drunkytown City Ordinance 173-43a

"There shall be no green pooping within the City limits of Drunkytown."

http://www.pooper-scooper.com/pooppatrolwi.jpg

[phead903]

Are we still going?

[olevetonahill]

Are we still going?
Hey did ya get My meassage last nite ?

[phead903]

Hey did ya get My meassage last nite ?

Yes, I did!

Sorry i didn't respond, but I was otherwise occupied:D

[phead903]

Hey did ya get My meassage last nite ?

Yes I did!

sorry I didn't respond, but I was othersie occupied:D

[olevetonahill]

Why i said fer u 2 to come up fer air !;)

[phead903]

Why i said fer u 2 to come up fer air !;)

Sometimes it's better to stay submerged:D

[olevetonahill]

Sometimes it's better to stay submerged:D
:eek: :eek: :eek: ;)