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HskrGrl
7/6/2007, 03:49 PM
Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester
Friday, July 06, 2007

MELBOURNE, Australia — A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer — condom tester.

Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.

"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.

"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.

Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.

How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.

No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.

So... why would you be an "expert condom tester"?
silverwheels
7/6/2007, 03:54 PM
$857 should cover the doctor's appointment after one of the condoms fails and I end up with an itchy situation in my nether regions.
reevie
7/6/2007, 04:55 PM
So... why would you be an "expert condom tester"?



When would you like applications turned into you by?
Frozen Sooner
7/6/2007, 04:57 PM
Would you like to be filled out like an application?
OUHOMER
7/6/2007, 05:05 PM
do they come in extra large?
mdklatt
7/6/2007, 05:13 PM
So... why would you be an "expert condom tester"?

Can I schedule a personal interview? :texan:
SicEmBaylor
7/6/2007, 05:17 PM
I've got this contest well in hand.
OUinFLA
7/6/2007, 05:17 PM
I would be an "expert" due to a life-time of being.............

oh, nevermind. I think I forgot how to install one anyway.
HskrGrl
7/6/2007, 05:19 PM
Would you like to be filled out like an application?

Make sure to fill out the front and back.









:eek:
SicEmBaylor
7/6/2007, 05:20 PM
I would be an "expert" due to a life-time of being.............

oh, nevermind. I think I forgot how to install one anyway.

I'm pretty sure they teach a 6th grade class on that subject.
OUinFLA
7/6/2007, 05:23 PM
I'm pretty sure they teach a 6th grade class on that subject.

Not when I was in the 6th grade !



or else I missed that day.
HskrGrl
7/6/2007, 05:25 PM
do they come in extra large?

I don't think that will be necessary

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/jessisfarks/condomballoon.jpg
SicEmBaylor
7/6/2007, 05:29 PM
Not when I was in the 6th grade !



or else I missed that day.

I remember ours pretty well. In fact, I think it was 5th grade to be honest. They separated the boys/girls for most of the day. We finally all met up again at the end of the day at last recess. All the boys/girls remained separated and everyone was staring at each other in pure disgust.

They didn't teach condom rolling though, that came (no pun intended) in 10th grade.
Mongo
7/6/2007, 06:30 PM
They didn't teach condom rolling though, that came (no pun intended) in 10th grade.

you put it on by using your mouth didnt you?









:D
King Crimson
7/6/2007, 06:35 PM
you put it on by using your mouth didnt you

:D

so sic' em is doing yoga now?
Mongo
7/6/2007, 06:41 PM
so sic' em is doing yoga now?

he has to be limber, how do you think he keeps his head up his ***?
SicEmBaylor
7/6/2007, 06:43 PM
he has to be limber, how do you think he keeps his head up his ***?
I always thought something smelled funky around here.
Cam
7/6/2007, 08:14 PM
I've got this contest well in hand.
Kind of a waste of a condom isn't it? :eek:
olevetonahill
7/6/2007, 08:22 PM
Heh the Kid I took care of could do it :D
goingoneight
7/6/2007, 08:46 PM
I've got this contest well in hand.
all two inches of it... :D
goingoneight
7/6/2007, 08:48 PM
Heh the Kid I took care of could do it :D
Robbing the cradle, eh?
olevetonahill
7/6/2007, 10:05 PM
all two inches of it... :D
You measured sicems ?:eek:
olevetonahill
7/6/2007, 10:07 PM
Robbing the cradle, eh?
No dufus
I had to improvise a bottle fer a 6 month old
Used a beer bottl a condom and some Bread ties , Got the Kid fed :cool:
goingoneight
7/6/2007, 11:51 PM
I keed, I keed... :O
Czar Soonerov
7/7/2007, 01:27 AM
http://img46.exs.cx/img46/3526/tm.jpg
:D
OUTromBoNado
7/7/2007, 02:07 AM
do they come in extra small?

Fixed.:D
StoopTroup
7/7/2007, 02:08 AM
I bet the competition is stiff.
OUTromBoNado
7/8/2007, 04:50 AM
It's a hard job, but somebody's got to do it.
Rogue
7/8/2007, 05:56 AM
Used a beer bottl a condom and some Bread ties , Got the Kid fed :cool:

There is a difference between "improvising" and 'redneck engineering'. What you did might not fit into either category my friend. :texan:
OUinFLA
7/8/2007, 07:26 AM
Speaking of (to) Rednecks, this weekend was the annual Redneck Games held in East Dublin, Georgia. Sounds like a whole lotta fun.

Redneck Games (http://www.eccentricamerica.com/redneck.htm)



This is stereotypical beer, barbeque and arm fart country, a place where bent coat-hangers with aluminum foil serve as antennas and good ol' country boys keep both dogs and wallets on chains.
olevetonahill
7/8/2007, 08:56 PM
There is a difference between "improvising" and 'redneck engineering'. What you did might not fit into either category my friend. :texan:
Hey I got the kid Fed His Momma showed up just befor I used the duct tape an T shirt diaper :D