When Was The Earliest You Saw a Drunk Dude Yesterday?

[Mjcpr]

I saw one about 2:00-ish. I was washing my truck in the driveway when a Mustang pulls up, the driver asking if I had a cell phone. Fearing some fruitcake, I said "not on me". He said somebody needed to call the cops because there is a guy down the road peeing in the middle of the street and he nearly caused several head-on collisions on his way to my 'hood....I guess this Mustang had been following him because he was obviously wasted. Luckily for me, the perp stopped a few houses down from mine, in the middle of the road, opened his door, leaned on it and took a leak.

So I call the po-po, give them a description and all that and drunk dude gets back in his car, turns around and drives away with Mustang in hot pursuit. Drunk dude was a young, Hispanic male driving a Toyota Corolla with no license plate.....maybe it was in the glove box with his diver license and insurance, I don't know. Hopefully he didn't crash into anybody.

[TopDaugIn2000]

when I woke up

[JohnnyMack]

<obligatory>I didn't know 1tc was hispanic</obligatory>

[VeeJay]

Had it been a drunk chick whizzing in the street, would you have called the law?

I probably would have let her finish her business, as long as she left soon thereafter.

[Mjcpr]

Had it been a drunk chick whizzing in the street, would you have called the law?

I probably would have let her finish her business, as long as she left soon thereafter.

I think the near head-on collisions are the key point of the story.

[Beef]

when I woke up
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[VeeJay]

I think the near head-on collisions are the key point of the story.

Oh, sorry.

[OUDoc]

I think the near head-on collisions are the key point of the story.
I thought it was about you in a bikini washing your truck.