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Okla-homey
7/4/2007, 07:27 AM
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July 4, 1776: 12 North American British colonies declare independence.

231 years ago, on this day in 1776, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, a majority of the delegates to the Continental Congress adopt the Declaration of Independence. That document proclaimed the independence of a new United States of America from Great Britain and its king.

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The declaration came 442 days after the first shots of the American Revolution were fired at Lexington and Concord in Massachusetts and marked an ideological expansion of the conflict that would eventually involve France's intervention on behalf of the Americans.

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The first major American opposition to British policy came eleven years earlier in 1765 after Parliament passed the Stamp Act, a taxation measure designed to raise revenues for a standing British army in America. Under the banner of "no taxation without representation," colonists convened the "Stamp Act Congress" in October 1765 to vocalize their opposition to the tax. With its enactment in November, most colonists called for a boycott of British goods, and some organized attacks on customhouses and homes of tax collectors.

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After months of protest in the colonies, Parliament finally voted to repeal the Stamp Act in March 1766. Most colonists continued to quietly accept British rule until Parliament's enactment of the Tea Act in 1773, a bill designed to save the faltering British East India Company by greatly lowering its tea tax and granting it a monopoly on the American tea trade.

The low tax allowed the company to undercut even tea smuggled into America by Dutch traders, and many colonists viewed the act as another example of taxation tyranny. In response, militant colonists in Massachusetts organized the "Boston Tea Party," which saw British tea valued at some £18,000 dumped into Boston Harbor.

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Parliament, outraged by the Boston Tea Party and other blatant acts of destruction of British property, enacted the "Coercive Acts," called the "Intolerable Acts" by the colonists, in 1774. The Coercive Acts closed Boston to merchant shipping, established formal British military rule in Massachusetts, made British officials immune to criminal prosecution in America and required colonists to quarter British troops.

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In response, the colonists called the first Continental Congress to consider united American resistance to the British. With the other colonies watching intently, Massachusetts led the resistance to the British, forming a shadow revolutionary government and establishing militias to resist the increasing British military presence across the colony.

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In April 1775, Thomas Gage, the British governor of Massachusetts, ordered British troops to march to Concord, Massachusetts, where a Patriot arsenal was known to be located. On April 19, 1775, the British regulars encountered a group of American militiamen at Lexington, and the first shots of the American Revolution were fired.

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Initially, both the Americans and the British saw the conflict as a kind of civil war within the British empire. To King George III, it was a colonial rebellion, and to the Americans, it was a struggle for their rights as British citizens. However, Parliament remained unwilling to negotiate with the American rebels and instead hired German mercenaries largely from the German principality of Hesse, to help the British army crush the rebellion.

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In response to Britain's continued opposition to reform, the Continental Congress began to pass measures abolishing British authority in the colonies. In January 1776, Thomas Paine published Common Sense, an influential political pamphlet that convincingly argued for American independence and sold more than 500,000 copies in just a few months.

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In the spring of 1776, support for independence swept the colonies, the Continental Congress called for states to form their own governments and a five-man committee was assigned to draft a declaration. The Declaration of Independence was largely the work of Virginian Thomas Jefferson. In justifying American independence, Jefferson drew generously from the political philosophy of John Locke, an advocate of natural rights, and from the work of other English theorists.

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The declaration features the immortal lines,
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It then goes on to present a long list of grievances that provided the rationale for rebellion, mostly economic in nature.

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Independence Hall in Philadelphia where the deed was done

On July 2, 1776, the Continental Congress voted to approve a Virginia motion calling for separation from Britain. The dramatic words of this resolution were added to the closing of the Declaration of Independence.

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Two days later, on July 4, the declaration was formally adopted by 12* colonies after minor revision. The signing of the document happened weeks later on August 2. The American War for Independence would last for five years. Yet to come were the Patriot triumphs at Saratoga, the bitter winter at Valley Forge, the intervention of the French and the final victory at Yorktown in 1781.

In 1783, with the signing of the Treaty of Paris with Britain, the United States formally became a free and independent nation.

*New York, the 13th colony, finally approved it on July 19 in time to join the signing party on August 2, 1776.

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BajaOklahoma
7/4/2007, 07:43 AM
Happy 4th of July!

OKC-SLC
7/4/2007, 07:59 AM
Happy Birthday, USA.

Suck it, other countries.

SoonerStormchaser
7/4/2007, 09:01 AM
Especially France!

Rogue
7/4/2007, 09:09 AM
Happy Birthday America!


One of my favorite signers is George Wythe (http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/signers/wythe.htm)



IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

hen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.







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OUHOMER
7/4/2007, 09:10 AM
GREAT READ AS ALWAYS

VeeJay
7/4/2007, 09:13 AM
Happy Birthday to us!

bri
7/4/2007, 09:41 AM
Stellar work as always, Homey. I owe you $1 USD. :D

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=271WJG58QPU)

Scott D
7/4/2007, 10:18 AM
p.s. Technically, Canada is still a British Colony.

ywia.

Okla-homey
7/4/2007, 10:28 AM
p.s. Technically, Canada is still a British Colony.

ywia.

Sssssssh. You'll let the cat out of the bag. We just let them think they're independent. They've been part of the US since after the War of 1812.

Scott D
7/4/2007, 10:29 AM
Sssssssh. You'll let the cat out of the bag. We just let them think they're independent. They've been part of the US since after the War of 1812.

hoser already knows that they were sold to us by the british to pay for the cost of them waging the war of 1812 against us.clive cussler reader I see

Okla-homey
7/4/2007, 10:39 AM
OPEN LETTER TO ALL FOREIGN AMERICA HATERS:

Dear Achmed, Jose, Ivan, Kim, Ungeebungee, Kwan, Francois, Mohammed, or whatever TF your name is,

Until about 1995, there were two superpowers. The US and the USSR. The USA was always kinda guache and awkward, somewhat bumbling, but basically had a heart of gold and pure intentions. The USSR were godless commies and gave the world Joe Stalin who killed more folks than Hitler. Thus, we understand that while you probably despised us both, you hated the USSR more.

Now, the USSR is gone. We outspent them and their government experienced the hard crash "blue screen" of death.

Now it's just us at the top. We all know that's why you now hate us exclusively. Here's the thing. We don't care. Hating us and blaming us for all your problems is counterproductive and just ensures you'll never progress and unjack your own silly and pathetic countries.

So, have a Coke and a smile. And remember, while we are slow to anger and have a very long fuse, at the end of the day, that fuse is attached to some very large bombs. Nukuler even.

Love,
USA

Penguin
7/4/2007, 12:36 PM
Especially France!

huh? If it wasn't for France, America would not exist.


How in the world can you insult America's oldest and most faithful ally? Especially on the 4th?

Rogue
7/4/2007, 12:54 PM
If it wasn't for the US, specifically those great d00ds known as "The Greatest Generation" there would be no France. It would be Southwestern Germany.

King Crimson
7/4/2007, 12:59 PM
OPEN LETTER TO ALL FOREIGN AMERICA HATERS:

Dear Achmed, Jose, Ivan, Kim, Ungeebungee, Kwan, Francois, Mohammed, or whatever TF your name is,

Until about 1995, there were two superpowers. The US and the USSR. The USA was always kinda guache and awkward, somewhat bumbling, but basically had a heart of gold and pure intentions. The USSR were godless commies and gave the world Joe Stalin who killed more folks than Hitler. Thus, we understand that while you probably despised us both, you hated the USSR more.

Now, the USSR is gone. We outspent them and their government experienced the hard crash "blue screen" of death.

Now it's just us at the top. We all know that's why you now hate us exclusively. Here's the thing. We don't care. Hating us and blaming us for all your problems is counterproductive and just ensures you'll never progress and unjack your own silly and pathetic countries.

So, have a Coke and a smile. And remember, while we are slow to anger and have a very long fuse, at the end of the day, that fuse is attached to some very large bombs. Nukuler even.

Love,
USA

we are also the largest debtor nation in the history of humanity. but, as long as people believe in the NFL/rockstar energy drink/***-kicking version of the US, it's win-win.

47straight
7/4/2007, 01:41 PM
the Tea Act in 1773, a bill designed to save the faltering British East India Company

Look what corporate welfare will get you in the end.

Great post Homey!

Okla-homey
7/4/2007, 01:52 PM
Look what corporate welfare will get you in the end.

Great post Homey!

Yeah. The EIC shareholders in Parliament got the bright idea that if they passed a law that no tea could be imported into the American colonies except EIC tea, it would save the company. Just to make sure, they also raised the tax on other tea already in American warehouses.

That did two things. It incensed American housewives which pushed a lot of guys over to the Patriot side who had been on the fence, and it also started us down the road of becoming a nation of coffee drinkers.

silverwheels
7/4/2007, 01:53 PM
Birthday? Isn't Independence Day more like the conception? Because we still had a war to go through.

Okla-homey
7/4/2007, 01:56 PM
Birthday? Isn't Independence Day more like the conception? Because we still had a war to go through.

I think birthday is fair. Think about it, a new baby can't live more than a day without help. It too, has a lot of trials and travails to go thru before it can stand on its own two feet in the world. Heck, for that matter, there are 30 y/o's still living at home.;)

bri
7/4/2007, 01:58 PM
huh? If it wasn't for France, America would not exist.


How in the world can you insult America's oldest and most faithful ally? Especially on the 4th?

Well, there are several theories that on that topic, but the prevailing one is that he's a knuckle-dragging lametard.

47straight
7/4/2007, 02:05 PM
That did two things. It incensed American housewives which pushed a lot of guys over to the Patriot side who had been on the fence, and it also started us down the road of becoming a nation of coffee drinkers.

If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

silverwheels
7/4/2007, 02:08 PM
I think birthday is fair. Think about it, a new baby can't live more than a day without help. It too, has a lot of trials and travails to go thru before it can stand on its own two feet in the world. Heck, for that matter, there are 30 y/o's still living at home.;)

Yeah, that's true. I've just been thinking of July 4th as when the colonies got drunk and made it past third one night, but I guess they'd been doing that for years and hey, looky-there! A country!

SoonerBorn68
7/4/2007, 02:09 PM
Speaking of lametards...Is that font size making up for some other shortcoming?

:rolleyes:

TUSooner
7/4/2007, 02:11 PM
YOW BABY!
U S A





Especially France!

Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle . . . they were on OUR side back then in a REALLY BIG way. At least wait til tomorrow to cuss 'em. :rolleyes:

Okla-homey
7/4/2007, 02:16 PM
Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle . . . they were on OUR side back then in a REALLY BIG way. At least wait til tomorrow to cuss 'em. :rolleyes:

Let's be historically and intellectually honest. The only reason King Lewie helped us was to p1ss-off the English, his sworn enemy. Thus, he was subscribing to that old chestnut, "he who hates my enemy is my friend."

To be sure, it was NOT a case of Franco-American love or some sort of royal altruism. In their entire history, the Froggies have NEVER done anything in the foreign policy arena unless they felt they had something material to gain.

silverwheels
7/4/2007, 02:19 PM
They're celebrating Independence Day on Univision. That's weird.

Okla-homey
7/4/2007, 02:29 PM
They're celebrating Independence Day on Univision. That's weird.

They should. Many of our hispanic fellow Americans didn't cross the border. Instead, our border crossed them.;)

silverwheels
7/4/2007, 02:35 PM
They should. Many of our hispanic fellow Americans didn't cross the border. Instead, our border crossed them.;)

:texan:

Heh. Plus, pretty soon, there'll be more of them over here than there are in Mexico.


¡Viva America!

SoonerStormchaser
7/4/2007, 02:36 PM
Why don't we just invade Mexico and get it over with?;)


...and Canada (minus Quebec).

Scott D
7/4/2007, 02:41 PM
Why would we invade Canada...it's our pet project.

SoonerStormchaser
7/4/2007, 02:42 PM
in what...socialized healthcare?

Scott D
7/4/2007, 02:44 PM
I could tell you what the plans were, but then you'd have to disappear.....and you wouldn't like the story of what became of you.

bri
7/4/2007, 02:56 PM
Speaking of lametards...Is that font size making up for some other shortcoming?

:rolleyes:

Your concern for my penis, while very disturbing, is noted.

NTTAWWT.

Okla-homey
7/4/2007, 03:08 PM
BTW, I enjoy referring to this nation as "America." Especially these days. See, it's not PC to call our country that anymore because it offends people from elsewhere in OUR hemisphere.:D

Rogue
7/4/2007, 06:38 PM
BTW, I enjoy referring to this nation as "America." Especially these days. See, it's not PC to call our country that anymore because it offends people from elsewhere in OUR hemisphere.:D

This is new to me, and I am usually fairly PC. What's this about?

Scott D
7/4/2007, 06:42 PM
Persons in some of the other portions of the "Americas" object to the conjecture that we are the primary or singular "America".

olevetonahill
7/4/2007, 06:48 PM
Persons in some of the other portions of the "Americas" object to the conjecture that we are the primary or singular "America".
We arnt ?:eek:

Scott D
7/4/2007, 06:50 PM
Note that pretty much the rest of the world refers to us as "The United States" or the "US" they tend to leave off the America part..since well, technically it represents two continents and the isthmus between them.

olevetonahill
7/4/2007, 06:53 PM
Note that pretty much the rest of the world refers to us as "The United States" or the "US" they tend to leave off the America part..since well, technically it represents two continents and the ismuth between them.
Its been a LOOOOng time since I was over seas , but they called us Americans then .:D

soonerboomer93
7/4/2007, 08:46 PM
Actually, they still call us Americans over here...

even the Euros call us that...

Scott D
7/4/2007, 10:34 PM
differentiate the naming of the people with the naming of the country.