F'in Hillbilly Fourth of Jew-lie cookout

[TopDaugIn2000]

what's on your menu??

My par-tay includes:

Burgers
Hotdogs
Pulled Pork Sandwiches
Chips, Queso & Salsa
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Watermelon
Chocolate Cake
Strawberry Cheesecake
Chocolate Pie (For the sugar-free folks)

[SteelClip49]

what kind, brand of chocolate cake?

[TopDaugIn2000]

uhhh, homemade. DUH

[JohnnyMack]

Dad is great!

Givin' us the chocolate cake!

[TopDaugIn2000]

it's got milk.....and eggs......and wheat! BREAKFAST!

[TopDaugIn2000]

I was THIS close to doing enchilladas, tacos, fajitas, etc....just for ****s and giggles.


Dayum, I wanna open a restaurant so bad I can hardly stand it.

[Petro-Sooner]

Beer and black cats

[NormanPride]

homemade peppermint ice cream!

[Ike]

Brats and Beer.

[Boarder]

I'm pretty sure cooking a lot and entertaining is nowhere near the work and headache of opening a restaurant.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Oh I'm sure it's not, but I still would LOVE to do it.

[OUHOMER]

T BONES, Bake potatoes, grilled corn on the cob, and BEER

[JohnnyMack]

I plan on sleeping.

We're in the process of moving out of the house and should have it done by Wed. afternoon.

[springs sooner]

beer marinated beer and some beer for desert should about do it for me.

maybe a burger to wash down the beer.

[King Crimson]

how many Jews do you plan to cook? maybe have a pogrum instead.

[1stTimeCaller]

I plan on sleeping.

We're in the process of moving out of the house and should have it done by Wed. afternoon.

I've never been evicted but I can assume it sucks. Sorry to hear that, dude.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Dead cow
Dead corn
Dead taters
Dead lettuce covered in dead tomatoes

[TopDaugIn2000]

you firemen must like dead stuff

[Tailwind]

Grilled steaks, corn on the cob, salad, tortilla chips n queso dip. Cantaloupe for afters.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Oh!

Forgot to mention the lady friend is throwin' down mama's angel food cake/strawberry/coolwhip layer cake thing.

It rocks my face off.

[Jerk]

308, 223, and CORONA (but not at the same time)

[Oldnslo]

I might spin a fact here and there, but I don't lie.

[pb4ou]

I'm gonna BBQ some ribs and fajitas.

[TexasSooner01]

Hamburgers, Hotdawgs, tater salad, baked beans and homemade ice cream...

[KC//CRIMSON]

homemade peppermint ice cream!


That sounds awesome.

[Okla-homey]

Q,
cole slaw,
tater salad,
nanner puddin'
beer.

[nmsoonergirl]

We (and by we, of course, I mean Mr. nms) are making carne asada tacos, grilled corn on the cob with cumin mayo and cotilla cheese, and some brats.
Also on the menu will be homemade guacamole, salsa, and ice cream.
Margaritas to wash it all down (that will be my contribution).

[soonerboomer93]

um, I get pasgetti for lunchie

dinner I haven't decided, maybe I'll do a burger, or maybe go grab a steak...

[soonersponge]

Smoking some chicken
Grilling some beef tenderloin
Ceaser Salad
Green Beans
Beans
Mac and Cheese
Twice Baked Taters
biscuits
Strawberry Cheesecake
Chocolate Cake
Cookie Cake

[JohnnyMack]

I've never been evicted but I can assume it sucks. Sorry to hear that, dude.

When the meth lab exploded and took the garage door clean off, we decided it was time to get out before the law caught up with us.

[SteelClip49]

uhhh, homemade. DUH


gotta be more clear when you say chocolate cake cuz it does matter how it is presented and how it tastes. I thought I had a homemade cake once then I later went through the crap in the kitchen and my aunt had lied to me; it was a piece of crap Duncan Hines cake.

[Turd_Ferguson]

We (and by we, of course, I mean Mr. nms) are making carne asada tacos, grilled corn on the cob with cumin mayo and cotilla cheese, and some brats.
Also on the menu will be homemade guacamole, salsa, and ice cream.
Margaritas to wash it all down (that will be my contribution).

that is one hell'uva 4th of July cookout.

[King Crimson]

beer butt chicken and skirt steak tacos, with homemade tomatillo salsa and white corn tortillas. beer. guac.

[Beef]

veggie dog, wheat bun, corn, baked doritos. Maybe a Shiner. I'm obviously eating alone with that ****ty menu.

[Scott D]

I will pray that you get to eat some chinese, Beef.

[Beef]

Thanks, Scott. Doubtful, but I appreciate it.

[reevie]

So who's inviting me over?

[SicEmBaylor]

Every year the SicEm family clan gathers at my grandparent's lake house in Salina (OK not KS). I used to get a couple hundred dollars in fireworks and shoot them off all day/night, but now I'd rather sit on the deck with a beer (yes a real one) and a cigar. I had to run up to Ted's yesterday in Tulsa to grab some sticks for the holiday. I went to the new one at the Farm which I liked more than the one at Utica.

Anyway, the odd thing about our holiday though is that my grandmother always makes a Turkey. I never understood the connection between the 4th and cooking a Turkey dinner aside from the fact that they may be crazy.

[SicEmBaylor]

So who's inviting me over?
How quickly can you be in Salina?

[Newbomb Turk]

Anyway, the odd thing about our holiday though is that my grandmother always makes a Turkey. I never understood the connection between the 4th and cooking a Turkey dinner aside from the fact that they may be crazy.

does she make burgers & dogs on Thanksgiving?

[critical_phil]

i just trimmed the brisket.



mmmmmmm.....trim.

[Ike]

Every year the SicEm family clan gathers at my grandparent's lake house in Salina (OK not KS). I used to get a couple hundred dollars in fireworks and shoot them off all day/night, but now I'd rather sit on the deck with a beer (yes a real one) and a cigar. I had to run up to Ted's yesterday in Tulsa to grab some sticks for the holiday. I went to the new one at the Farm which I liked more than the one at Utica.

Anyway, the odd thing about our holiday though is that my grandmother always makes a Turkey. I never understood the connection between the 4th and cooking a Turkey dinner aside from the fact that they may be crazy.
I bet it has something to do with the turkey nearly becoming the national bird.

[Newbomb Turk]

beer butt chicken and skirt steak tacos, with homemade tomatillo salsa and white corn tortillas. beer. guac.

I expect a full report on the chicken.

:pop:

[King Crimson]

i'm actually not in charge of the chicken. a buddy who works at the Oskar Blues brewery in Lyons, CO is primping the BB chicken. the Old Chub Scottish style beer they have is pretty good, the pale ale is pretty average.

i'm not cooking, i'm just showing up basically. i marinated the skirt steak with lemon juice, XVOO, sea salt and a wicked amount of crushed black pepper in 4 1 lb ziplock plastic bags.

YUMO!

[Newbomb Turk]

sounds good - enjoy.

[TopDaugIn2000]

chocolate cake, strawberry cheesecake and pie are all done
pork butt is cookin
watermelon is sliced
spinach & artichoke dip is ready to put in the oven

up next:
pat out the hamburger patties
dump together queso

at this rate, I might even get a nap before guests arrive

[King Crimson]

sounds good - enjoy.

i got your beer butt chicken (and wings) saved. it's like i said, my buddy's grill is too short to close the lid with a chicken standing up. but, we'll swing it somehow. someday.

[Mjcpr]

i'm not cooking, i'm just showing up basically. i marinated the skirt steak with lemon juice, XVOO, sea salt and a wicked amount of crushed black pepper in 4 1 lb ziplock plastic bags.

YUMO!

I think you meant EVOO.

And those will make great sammies!!

:D

[Mixer!]

chocolate cake, strawberry cheesecake and pie are all done
pork butt is cookin
watermelon is sliced
spinach & artichoke dip is ready to put in the oven

up next:
pat out the hamburger patties
dump together queso
:hot:

[King Crimson]

I think you meant EVOO.

And those will make great sammies!!

:D


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[1stTimeCaller]

Food tasted terrible until she arrived on the scene.

;)

[King Crimson]

Rachel Ray invented food.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I hate Rachel Ray. Her voice to me is like fingernails on a chalkboard. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

pulled pork is done, simmering in BBQ sauce in the crock pot
burger patties are patted
burger toppings have been "plated"

[GrapevineSooner]

I agree.

Giada's much better to listen to.

And to look at.

[Mixer!]

I had Rib Crib leftovers and a semi-cold Fat Tire. Yay me.

[TopDaugIn2000]

all went well. good food and good friends. I'm tired now.

2 mondays in one weeks is the suck