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RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/30/2007, 09:25 PM
I bought a pile of them at a big Nordstrom clearance. Mostly waist sizes 36, 38 and 40. These are brand new, customer returns. Almost all are 100% pure tropical weight wool, Super 120's or comparable. Various colors. I will sell one pair for $39, and additional pair for $29 each. PM me if you're interested.

Howzit
7/1/2007, 11:14 AM
1tc usually requires 10 inches.

He's really picky.

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 11:26 AM
you don't have to tell everything you know.

Are you still running and riding your bike a lot?

Mjcpr
7/1/2007, 11:38 AM
Is this still going on.....

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 12:04 PM
of course it is

this morning for breakfast i had food

i'm really tired right now

i'm hoping to get laid later tonite

critical_phil
7/1/2007, 12:05 PM
1tc usually requires 10 inches and a pair of black socks.

He's really picky.



:hot:

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 12:11 PM
I talked to the hawt sister of the SIL yesterday. HSoSIL is amazing. If she didn't live in Atlanta I'd be knocking that out.

hopefully we'll get this well finished and I can head home in high hopes of getting laid.

critical_phil
7/1/2007, 12:13 PM
is she japanese?

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 12:17 PM
i'm trying to decide on whether to go mow the yard

go hit golf balls

or lay on the couch and do nothing but drink

and then try and get laid

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 12:18 PM
naw but she's finer than frog hair.

I've also got a lead with HICFND, Hawt Indian Chick Feathers Not Dots, when I get off of work.

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 12:20 PM
HICFND


lol

what have you got against dots?

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 12:28 PM
is she japanese?

dirty knees, look at these :eek:

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 12:31 PM
I saw the parents yesterday and they're getting new patio furniture so it looks like I get their old stuff!

free new old stuff is cool.

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 12:34 PM
speaking of patio furniture, i need to rent a pressure washer to wash the rust spots off the deck from our furniture

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 12:39 PM
w00t

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 12:39 PM
I wonder if those cheap ones at Wal Mart would be powerful enough for that. I think they are made for washing your car.

Mjcpr
7/1/2007, 12:43 PM
Get one that is made of machinery and air pressure.

Can you be drunk and hungover at the same time? I have text messages.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/1/2007, 02:54 PM
Is this still going on.....As you can see from the above posts, there are still some left. Anybody interested in getting super dress pants at a great price, please PM me.

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 04:15 PM
a pants you has. pants you has them

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 04:19 PM
kenicee a pic of pnts nao plskthnks

critical_phil
7/1/2007, 04:28 PM
kenicee a pic of pnts nao plskthnks



this post would be funnier with an 8 page signature.

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 05:06 PM
i had a sandwich from McAllisters Deli for lunch today

it was full of chicken and cheese

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 05:23 PM
was the chicken and cheese full of bland and meh or full of awesome and win?

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 05:25 PM
was the chicken and cheese full of bland and meh or full of awesome and win?

it was full of win and awesome, with a side of bacon and messy (the honey mustard made the bread soggy)

w00t

soonerboomer93
7/1/2007, 08:20 PM
lol

what have you got against dots?

they're not as good as JuJu Bee's

soonerboomer93
7/1/2007, 08:21 PM
bacon is good, but honey mustard???

jk the sooner fan
7/1/2007, 08:26 PM
bacon is good, but honey mustard???

you know these trendy deli places, they have to trick up a normal sandwich

twasnt bad actually

Mongo
7/1/2007, 08:33 PM
I had a hell of a day, i had to sit and do computer work all day.

1stTimeCaller
7/1/2007, 09:44 PM
I'm full of booze and tired. HICFND texted me earlier. Looks like I will be full of Trojans and sweat when I get off this rig!!

w00t!!!!

hurricane'bone
7/1/2007, 11:37 PM
i'm trying to decide on whether to go mow the yard

go hit golf balls

or lay on the couch and do nothing but drink

and then try and get laid

I thought you had more pressing concerns then worrying if you had beer or if you were getting laid.

soonerboomer93
7/2/2007, 12:44 AM
I'm full of booze and tired. HICFND texted me earlier. Looks like I will be full of Trojans and sweat when I get off this rig!!

w00t!!!!

you're gonna be full of trojans????

HICFND is a guy...

soonerboomer93
7/2/2007, 12:45 AM
you know these trendy deli places, they have to trick up a normal sandwich

twasnt bad actually

just something always rubs me wrong about honey mustard it's just too sweet, I always have them take it off. Even the trendy places I've been to have normal mustard...

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 05:53 AM
I thought you had more pressing concerns then worrying if you had beer or if you were getting laid.


hell no, its booze and wimmens

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 05:54 AM
just something always rubs me wrong about honey mustard it's just too sweet, I always have them take it off. Even the trendy places I've been to have normal mustard...

typically i prefer a spicy brown mustard......honey mustard is ok, but can be too sweet like you said.........there are times when its ok

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 06:58 AM
spicy brown mustard

they rawk!! /m\


has anyone heard if they are making a Smurfs movie? That would be teh win, full of blue and Gargamel.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 07:25 AM
god i hate life

this place sucks


on a lighter note, the drive in to the office was full of quickness and fewer cars

thank you holiday! w00t

Mongo
7/2/2007, 07:34 AM
god i hate life

this place sucks


on a lighter note, the drive in to the office was full of quickness and fewer cars

thank you holiday! w00t

Ha, I am off today, and have been for two weeks. My down time has been full of naps and masturbation.

soonerboomer93
7/2/2007, 07:38 AM
they are making either a thundercats or voltron movie, i forget which it is

either way, it will be full or roar...

Mongo
7/2/2007, 07:41 AM
snarf

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 07:53 AM
The best three characters on MAD TV are:
1) Bunny Swan
2) Stewart
3) the asian guy that is a translator but never gets anything right and always says 'Holla!'

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 07:56 AM
Stuart cracks me up, but most of Michael McDonald's characters do

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 07:58 AM
look what I can do!!!

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 08:02 AM
the one where he played the baby jesus for the nativity scene is one of the funniest

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 08:04 AM
he's the only guy on there that's funny. The women carry that show. IMO.

Mongo
7/2/2007, 08:09 AM
this place really sucks sometimes, and by sometimes, I mean alot.

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 08:12 AM
reminds me of you

ZANG!!!11!!wononejuan

Mongo
7/2/2007, 08:14 AM
I really could use some pants

soonerboomer93
7/2/2007, 08:15 AM
why, wear out the knees is your other pairs?

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 08:15 AM
reminds me of you

ZANG!!!11!!wononejuan

oh SNAP!

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 08:16 AM
would anybody besides me feel funny buying pants from RLIMC?

and by funny, i dont mean "ha ha", i mean.....you know, creepy

soonerboomer93
7/2/2007, 08:20 AM
Creepy like when I walked into this club the other night and all the girls were dressed too well and almost seemed to attractive???

yeah...

Mongo
7/2/2007, 08:21 AM
I am gonna miss scooterpalooza cause I have a family reunion.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 08:25 AM
i'm going to miss it because i'm not going

but it sounds like full of fun, music and beer

and maybe wimmens!

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 08:26 AM
oh wait

i am married

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 08:30 AM
heh, one of my buddies asked me if it was OK if his daughter and some of her sorority sisters came to the party.

Rusty's knife is full of dull if ya know what I mean.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 08:32 AM
i am certain i want to see the Ratatouille movie

Mongo
7/2/2007, 08:35 AM
that movie does nothing for me, it is packed full of box office short comings and screaming children

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 08:36 AM
i'm normally not big on animated movies

i think i've been sucked in by all the hype

and the cute rat

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 09:04 AM
two JC Potter hot sausage patties, two eggs scrambled because the first yolk essploded when I put it in the pan, two slices of Pepperidge Farms 15 grain whole wheat toast, buttered before it went into the toaster and a diet Dr Pepper.

Mongo
7/2/2007, 09:29 AM
I would have spekked you if you said "eggsploded"

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/2/2007, 09:48 AM
would anybody besides me feel funny buying pants from RLIMC?

and by funny, i dont mean "ha ha", i mean.....you know, creepyIf you buy any pants from me, they will be the "special" ones.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 09:49 AM
well no worries there huh?

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/2/2007, 10:01 AM
The best three characters on MAD TV are:
1) Bunny Swan
2) Stewart
3) the asian guy that is a translator but never gets anything right and always says 'Holla!'IMO, their best cast EVAR was when they had Nicole Sullivan, Will Sasso, Alex Borstein(Bunny Swan), Debra Wilson, Aries Speers, Michael McDonald(Stewart), and Mo Collins(the woman who played Stewart's mom). The year or two when that cast was together was fabulously funny.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/2/2007, 10:27 AM
Creepy like when I walked into this club the other night and all the girls were dressed too well and almost seemed to attractive???

yeah...What club was that, and where is it?

ChickSoonerFan
7/2/2007, 10:43 AM
Rusty's knife is full of dull if ya know what I mean.

I have no idea what that means....

and not sure I want to know.



:)

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 10:49 AM
not very bright, bringing his college-aged daughter and her friends to my partay.

hurricane'bone
7/2/2007, 11:06 AM
hell no, its booze and wimmens


Awesome!

So, I guess that means that your other concerns have been resovled?

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 11:14 AM
i'm having a pulled pork sandwich for lunch

it is full of bread and pulled pork

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 11:22 AM
and barbequey saucey goodiness!!!

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 11:37 AM
and barbequey saucey goodiness!!!

not just any barbequey goodness

hickory barbequey goodness!

w00t!!!

critical_phil
7/2/2007, 12:01 PM
this thread is full of meh and i-don't-understandedness

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 12:26 PM
this thread is full of meh and i-don't-understandedness

what are you? full of slow and stupid?

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 12:37 PM
what are you? full of slow and stupid?

jk meet phil, phil meet jk.

;)

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 12:39 PM
GAH

so my company starts sending out a new letter to claimants.......that is

1) very poorly worded
2) without giving the claims department any notice of any kind

GAH

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/2/2007, 12:56 PM
What's the record number of posts in a Sooner Swap thread?

critical_phil
7/2/2007, 01:52 PM
what are you? full of slow and stupid?


sounds like what my football coach used to say about me.

critical_phil
7/2/2007, 02:01 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/all-i-can-say-is-dat-my-life-is-pretty-plain.jpg

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 02:13 PM
hey cool, cat pictures

where do you find those?

Mjcpr
7/2/2007, 02:19 PM
You don't has cat pictures.

Cat pictures, you don't has them.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 02:37 PM
the low roar of the fan on my desk, and the gentle whispers of the co-workers talking around me

critical_phil
7/2/2007, 02:45 PM
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2531/totpbsn2.jpg



Modest Mouse - Dashboard

Howzit
7/2/2007, 03:02 PM
NTOTPB!!!!!1

Howzit
7/2/2007, 03:07 PM
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6711/1tcearrc3.jpg

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 03:21 PM
DC had great tits didnt he?

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 03:22 PM
yes, her mustache is ticklish

I frisked her later in the evening before we didn't have teh secks and I did ruin her carpet.

Howzit
7/2/2007, 03:29 PM
DC had great tits didnt he?

Round heels, too.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/2/2007, 04:10 PM
the low roar of the fan on my desk, and the gentle whispers of the co-workers talking around me sssZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ.....

Howzit
7/2/2007, 04:52 PM
What's the record number of posts in a Sooner Swap thread?

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71463

mr dad pwns the number 2 spot too.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/2/2007, 05:00 PM
That dude was funny.

Howzit
7/2/2007, 05:20 PM
Much to his chagrin.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 05:43 PM
he was wound just a wee bit tight

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 05:45 PM
peeps just don't like JK. ;)

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 05:47 PM
hell no, that dude sucks

i guess he forgot to check with JK if it was serious day or not

soonerboomer93
7/2/2007, 05:57 PM
What club was that, and where is it?

well, it's not in the US

it's a couple blocks from my apartment over here

just reopened under new ownership...

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 09:21 PM
My buddy that works lead tongs for Unit Drilling called today. He said that they had three railroad car tankers (I guess the kind that haul liquids) that had their ends cut off and were being used as tinhorns with dirt piled up around it for their bridge got washed away. He wants me to pick him up tomorrow and take him to Kiowa where his fiance will pick him up and take him home.

I have no problem doing that as it's only 45 minutes from my rig but if the current was strong enough to wash that away I don't see him fording the creek very easily.

This should be fun tomorrow night.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 09:46 PM
jk3 flies in from OKC tomorrow, hopefully the rangers tickets we have for wednesday nite wont be full of rain and postponed

Howzit
7/2/2007, 10:20 PM
i has a headache. a headache i has.

meow.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 10:29 PM
we need more cat pictures!!!!!

1stTimeCaller
7/2/2007, 10:30 PM
My animal jumped out of the truck today in hopes of catching an armadillo. I had to start driving off for her to come back. She was covered in burrs and mud when she got back.

She's not sleeping in my bed tonight.

jk the sooner fan
7/2/2007, 10:34 PM
that bitch!

critical_phil
7/2/2007, 11:18 PM
IN!

soonerboomer93
7/3/2007, 12:53 AM
why, are mud and leaves worse then pee?

Mongo
7/3/2007, 06:52 AM
yesterday was me and mrs. mongo's 2 year weddin anniversery. it was full of dinner and routine love making

jk the sooner fan
7/3/2007, 06:54 AM
routine?

no pooper sex even on the anniversary huh?

Mongo
7/3/2007, 06:56 AM
it has been said that pooper secks is not even an option

Mjcpr
7/3/2007, 08:28 AM
i has a headache. a headache i has.

meow.

You're doing it wrong.

Howzit
7/3/2007, 09:36 AM
You're doing it wrong.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

1stTimeCaller
7/3/2007, 09:53 AM
why, are mud and leaves worse then pee?

I don't sleep on the floor. Keep up.

jk the sooner fan
7/3/2007, 09:56 AM
i ....am so tired

Howzit
7/3/2007, 10:00 AM
You're doing it wrong.

Ok, ima try it again.



:les: MEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!1

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/3/2007, 10:04 AM
Is this teh new IT?

Oh I am bringing friends to Scooterpalooza. One of said friends has huge tatas. I thought you should know.

1stTimeCaller
7/3/2007, 11:25 AM
hey 93, how much longer will you be in Korea? Where will you go to after that?

I'll hang up and take the answer off the air.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/3/2007, 12:41 PM
well, it's not in the US

it's a couple blocks from my apartment over here

just reopened under new ownership...You're gonna be needing some minty new dress pants to talk up those gorgeous Korean model types. Show up with some bulgoki and $, and you'll be scoring BIG TIME.

Howzit
7/3/2007, 12:50 PM
You're gonna be needing some minty new dress pants to talk up those gorgeous Korean model types. Show up with some bulgoki and $, and you'll be scoring BIG TIME.

Where could a feller get a-holt of some of them fancy pants?

1stTimeCaller
7/3/2007, 01:39 PM
Oh I am bringing friends to Scooterpalooza. One of said friends has huge tatas. I thought you should know.

does she have loose legs and morals?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/3/2007, 01:42 PM
does she have loose legs and morals?Depends on how the beer is flowing. All she said was "I can't turn down a chance to eat some dude's cow."

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/3/2007, 01:47 PM
Where could a feller get a-holt of some of them fancy pants?Oh geez, I dunno...WAIT, I happen to have some for sale.

soonerboomer93
7/3/2007, 06:34 PM
hey 93, how much longer will you be in Korea? Where will you go to after that?

I'll hang up and take the answer off the air.

January ish

depends on where the next job is, or who wants to pay me da money...

soonerboomer93
7/3/2007, 06:35 PM
You're gonna be needing some minty new dress pants to talk up those gorgeous Korean model types. Show up with some bulgoki and $, and you'll be scoring BIG TIME.

f that, I show up in shorts and a t and do just fine...

This was a filipina club though...

critical_phil
7/3/2007, 07:02 PM
i ....am so tired



SRSLY jk, you must stop.


my liver is ****ing hurting over here.




(anyone else here mesmerized by jk's comedic streak in this thread?)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/3/2007, 08:09 PM
SRSLY jk, you must stop.


my liver is ****ing hurting over here.




(anyone else here mesmerized by jk's comedic streak in this thread?)mez. mer. ized. too bad no one can see this.

soonerboomer93
7/3/2007, 09:02 PM
invisible post

you haz it

Mongo
7/3/2007, 09:05 PM
Queens of the Stoneage- Diamond Ballroom, aug 11th.

greatness

jk the sooner fan
7/3/2007, 09:27 PM
i love real golf

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/3/2007, 11:33 PM
http://www.clusterflock.org/images/grillz.jpg
grillz. i haz it.

1stTimeCaller
7/3/2007, 11:56 PM
en fuego

(not to be confused with in Fugue)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/4/2007, 12:00 AM
Delta Dawn by Tanya Tucker

1stTimeCaller
7/4/2007, 12:04 AM
I drove 40 miles to another rig today to pick up my dummy friend and another dummy that works with him because the bridge was washed out. They had an air boat to take them across the creek.

I then took them 60 miles to McAlester so his fiance could take them home.

I'm tired of driving. But we were in the Nat'l Guard together so I would have driven another 100 miles to help him out.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/4/2007, 12:14 AM
They prefer the term "Mannequin." I should know, my best friend is a mannequin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZqMG1djAxk

1stTimeCaller
7/4/2007, 07:06 AM
I thought I was going to get my *** whiped last night too.

There I was, standing at the urinal with my **** in my hands. In walks some dude and as soon as he got into the bathroom he says, 'Hey bitch, yeah you, we going to the titty bar tonight?'

With **** in hand I turned and asked him if he was talking to me because I had no idea where a titty bar is.

He had one of those gawldanged Star Trek things in his ear. As it turns out there is a nudie bar in Eufaula.

Howzit
7/4/2007, 08:24 AM
I thought I was going to get my *** whiped last night too.



c_p was in Eufala?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/4/2007, 09:11 AM
I bet the titty bars would be kind of lacking in talent in Eufaula. Just my guess.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/4/2007, 09:13 AM
Oh, I saw the second Fantastic 4 at the drive in last night. I don't know anything about the Fantastic 4. Is The Thing's wife/gf blind? If so, why?

critical_phil
7/4/2007, 10:36 AM
Oh, I saw the second Fantastic 4 at the drive in last night.





Tim Story movies are full of fail (http://commtechlab.msu.edu/sites/aslweb/F/W1188.htm)and un-Larry Lieberness

Scott D
7/4/2007, 02:47 PM
Nordstrom's is a front for jihadis.

jk the sooner fan
7/4/2007, 02:53 PM
so if you live in the north dallas area, and you are around the area of park and the toll road...........AND you're hungry for a burger

give the new place "Mooyah Burgers" a try

DEFINITELY worth it

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/4/2007, 02:55 PM
Nordstrom's is a front for jihadis.Yeah, John Nordstrom is a famous sartorial Mullah!

Scott D
7/4/2007, 02:58 PM
would you rate it higher or lower than the waffle house off of i-35n in ft. worth?

jk the sooner fan
7/4/2007, 03:02 PM
well, they only serve burgers and fries and shakes, so if your'e getting that from the waffle house, i'd rate it higher

but if you're ordering a waffle, the wait time is horrendous, so i'd go with the waffle house

Scott D
7/4/2007, 03:49 PM
but do they have a not very hot waitress named shannon?

i was going to give her 1tc's number but then I remembered that a) I didn't have it, and b) she looked more sicem's type.

jk the sooner fan
7/4/2007, 04:30 PM
well, they had a cute gal at the register, no idea what her name was

her counterpart screaming out the order numbers looked like jabba the hut

critical_phil
7/4/2007, 04:59 PM
were either of them asian?

jk the sooner fan
7/4/2007, 05:14 PM
well, the cute one did have dark hair

critical_phil
7/4/2007, 05:16 PM
well, the cute one did have dark hair



ooooh, dark like a filapino? cuz, if so, i'm all up ons.......

1stTimeCaller
7/4/2007, 05:27 PM
I think my trainee is going to be full of mad and pout when he learns that he won't get off of work tomorrow until 2pm. He asked if he could have some time off tonight to pop fireworks with his kid. Instead of coming in at 6 I told him he could come in at 10. He's going to work his 12 hours and then repay me the 4 I gave him tonight.

soonerboomer93
7/4/2007, 06:35 PM
ooooh, dark like a filapino? cuz, if so, i'm all up ons.......

oh, so you're into male guys from the phillipines

I can get you a hook up...

Scott D
7/4/2007, 06:44 PM
sb93 is gonna come back from korea with two filipina wives and their mothers and grandmothers.

critical_phil
7/4/2007, 06:44 PM
oh, so you're into male guys from the phillipines

I can get you a hook up...


i've never been to the philippines. are they hot?

Scott D
7/4/2007, 06:45 PM
they're small...and kinda brown......you know, the way that johnnie in good morning vietnam liked them.

soonerboomer93
7/4/2007, 07:12 PM
I let you know in about 10 days, I have a 9pm flight to manila...

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/4/2007, 08:37 PM
So Eagle Hts had their fireworks on Sunday. :mad:

jk the sooner fan
7/4/2007, 11:58 PM
oh, so you're into male guys from the phillipines

I can get you a hook up...

dont let him lie to you, he's in to young thai boys

Scott D
7/5/2007, 12:14 AM
ironically, that's just like jimmie from good morning vietnam also.

Scott D
7/5/2007, 12:15 AM
and I hear that jimmie likes his pants in pastel colors.

jk the sooner fan
7/5/2007, 08:00 AM
so i took the boy to the rangers game last nite, we had a good time

one of THE dumbest things i've ever seen.....a man and his young son are standing at the railing overlooking the visitors bullpen....we're about 20 feet up from the ground below.....the angels have been taking batting practice and i'm assuming somebody hit a ball into the BP

so this guy has a 12oz plastic cup/tumbler, actually 2 of them......with about 20-30 feet of string attached to the bottom and he's trying to fish for the ball by tossing the cup out to the ball...somehow hoping the cup will land on top of the ball......and grip it while he yanks it up the 20 or so feet to the top.

he had a quite a crowd watching....as i stood next to him he turns and says "do you think we have a chance?"

"ummm, no way, you'd be better off walking to the gift shop over there and buying one"


ball park fireworks are full of flash and bang

Howzit
7/5/2007, 08:50 AM
In case you haven't noticed, RLIMC is trying to sell some pants with this thread.

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 08:51 AM
Flash and bang is good. The Yukon fireworks were great last night. The orchestra is always entertaining. The show seemed short last night though, less than 30 mins, but still awesome.

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 08:52 AM
I heard that he sold them.

jk the sooner fan
7/5/2007, 08:53 AM
The Yukon fireworks were great last night. The orchestra is always entertaining.

oh c'mon, everybody knows that belmar is where the best fireworks are

Mjcpr
7/5/2007, 08:55 AM
oh c'mon, everybody knows that belmar is where the best fireworks are

Word. Whether you're a member or riff-raff, you can still participate.

jk the sooner fan
7/5/2007, 08:58 AM
in fact, the members would very much enjoy it if the riff-raff came out to see their fireworks

Mjcpr
7/5/2007, 09:00 AM
in fact, the members would very much enjoy it if the riff-raff came out to see their fireworks

Often times, the relative poor are much more entertaining to watch anyway.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/5/2007, 09:23 AM
I went to the 'hood to watch fireworks on the Oklahoma River. People were shooting off firecrackers around us. For a minute, I wasn't sure if it were gunshots or firecrackers.

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 09:58 AM
I went to the 'hood to watch fireworks on the Oklahoma River. People were shooting off firecrackers around us. For a minute, I wasn't sure if it were gunshots or firecrackers.

I think they did those Tuesday night too, I could hear them going on forever from my house.

Mongo
7/5/2007, 09:59 AM
When I order burger from Sonic, I tend to get it with mustard and mayo. I like to cool vs. tangy in my mouth

Scott D
7/5/2007, 10:08 AM
my dog would have hid under the bed if he could have fit during the fireworks.

and I'm pretty sure that jimmie the filipino and thai boy lover bought all of rlimc's pastel pants.

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 10:29 AM
Is there a ****tier group in country music than Van Zant? I believe they have edged out Big & Rich by a **** hair.

Scott D
7/5/2007, 10:32 AM
I'm pretty sure Rascal Flatts is still together.

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 10:36 AM
and Montgomery Gentry. A photo finish for last place it is.

Scott D
7/5/2007, 10:37 AM
there need to be more bands like The Kentucky Headhunters

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/5/2007, 11:37 AM
and I'm pretty sure that jimmie the filipino and thai boy lover bought all of rlimc's pastel pants.And I thank the responsive people of this thread for shaking up the Filipino market, and finding those pastel pants-buying Filipinos for me.

Mjcpr
7/5/2007, 11:41 AM
And I thank the responsive people of this thread for shaking up the Filipino market, and finding those pastel pants-buying Filipinos for me.

Second only to Sergio in dooshfactor.

http://www.bestshowticketslasvegas.com/blog/UserFiles/Image/golfer.jpg

Howzit
7/5/2007, 11:46 AM
He looks like he's sneaking up on a hole or something.

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 12:00 PM
what's that poking out of the shadow?

Mjcpr
7/5/2007, 12:02 PM
Red rocket?

Howzit
7/5/2007, 12:09 PM
Must like that hole a LOT.

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 12:26 PM
a question for golfers.....do you say,

"I am going to play golf"

or just

"I am going golfing"

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 12:30 PM
"I am going golfing"

Mjcpr
7/5/2007, 12:34 PM
Play golf.

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 12:39 PM
so one if you is a golfer, and one of you plays golf, I think it is obvious who is who.


;)

Scott D
7/5/2007, 12:41 PM
no a "real" golfer is going to play a round or two of golf ;)

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 12:41 PM
I'm really more of a lover than a golfer. In both cases my handicap is high, I use a lot of strokes, I'll ask for a mulligan but never do I putt from the rough.

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 12:42 PM
out



:D

jk the sooner fan
7/5/2007, 12:59 PM
"going golfing"

unless of course you're using frisbee's, then its "I'm going to go toss a frisbee around"

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 01:10 PM
"going golfing"

unless of course you're using frisbee's, then its "I'm going to go toss a frisbee around"

then you must not play golf with Pat because he says he plays.

jk the sooner fan
7/5/2007, 01:16 PM
she's lying

Mjcpr
7/5/2007, 01:17 PM
Where's Hairy? He can clear this up.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/5/2007, 01:36 PM
I went to a golf course with Pat and Hairy. Pat was more concerned with checking Hairy out.

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 04:38 PM
the Nowata Possums are on TV right now playing the Prattville Fighting Switzers.

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 04:45 PM
I just used the men's room.

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 04:53 PM
I HAD TO!!! THE WOMEN'S ROOM IS OUT OF ORDER!!

But I had another girl covering me...so there was no incident.

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 04:53 PM
number one or two?

Boarder
7/5/2007, 04:54 PM
Is this what happens when I forget I'm a mod here?

ChickSoonerFan
7/5/2007, 04:57 PM
number one or two?

NUMBER ONE!!!!


IBTL

Scott D
7/5/2007, 06:23 PM
I HAD TO!!! THE WOMEN'S ROOM IS OUT OF ORDER!!

But I had another girl covering me...so there was no incident.

pshaw, everyone knows that the mens room toilets are cleaner than the ladies room just based upon volume of usage. :D

Howzit
7/5/2007, 06:56 PM
HE HAS THE RECORD!! RLIMC HOLDS THE RECORD FOR MOST REPLIES IN THE SWAP FOLDER!!!

How's it feel R?

Not that, sicko, how's it feel to be the record holder?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/5/2007, 08:27 PM
pshaw, everyone knows that the mens room toilets are cleaner than the ladies room just based upon volume of usage. :DI take it you've never had the unfortunate opportunity to have to pee so badly you had to use the men's bathroom at the last rest stop this side of the Red River. Sorry bastard had the women's bathroom locked.

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 08:42 PM
anyone that has worked in a bar will tell you that at 2:30am the mens room is much nicer than the women's room, 99.99999% of the time.

Mongo
7/5/2007, 08:56 PM
anyone that has worked in a bar will tell you that at 2:30am the mens room is much nicer than the women's room, 99.99999% of the time.


I highly doubt this. Women dont nearly cause as many sprinkles as dudes do. Plus, there is always a dude that pees on the TP so no one can use it.

At the bar we frequented, we would rig the fill hose in the tank to point and spray the guy as soon as he flushed the handle.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/5/2007, 09:09 PM
HE HAS THE RECORD!! RLIMC HOLDS THE RECORD FOR MOST REPLIES IN THE SWAP FOLDER!!!

How's it feel R?

Not that, sicko, how's it feel to be the record holder?How does whatever feel to you, sicko?

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 09:10 PM
That's easy to clean up. Not every chick is very courteous with their feminine hygeine products.

Even without the female band aids, the Red Dirt and O' Connell's women's bathrooms were always much worse than the mens rooms.

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 09:13 PM
hey Mongo, I might have my foot in the door for a consultant position!! How nuts would that be?

Mongo
7/5/2007, 09:21 PM
Consulting what?

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 09:38 PM
drilling of gas/oil wells. Company man.

Mongo
7/5/2007, 09:48 PM
What company is it, and what kind of company hires a dude that is fairly new to the field as a co. man?

I am not knocking you or your knowledge of drilling, or your ability to brown nose your way to the top:D

I want you to be my company man, forever

1stTimeCaller
7/5/2007, 09:54 PM
No doubt. My knowledge of drilling is wee but I've worked for a few guys that were raging morons. And it's not through brown nosing. I've drank a lot of beer with a lot of people in the past 10 years. Some of those people have made their way up the corporate ladder.

One called me a few hours ago.

Heck, the company men for Devon, EOG, XTO, St Mary's and Newfield don't make any decisions. They get their marching orders from the office. As long as they get the report in by 5:30am they're golden.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/5/2007, 10:03 PM
My uncle is a company man. He just bought my aunt a new Escalade.

Mongo
7/5/2007, 10:08 PM
No doubt. My knowledge of drilling is wee but I've worked for a few guys that were raging morons. And it's not through brown nosing. I've drank a lot of beer with a lot of people in the past 10 years. Some of those people have made their way up the corporate ladder.

One called me a few hours ago.

Heck, the company men for Devon, EOG, XTO, St Mary's and Newfield don't make any decisions. They get their marching orders from the office. As long as they get the report in by 5:30am they're golden.


So you are sleeping your way to the top, that doesnt surprise me

The last part is very true. All decisions are left to the engineers and geologists now. The co. man is just an onsite accountant, keeps up on daily bills. They still have to manage the subcontractors(soil farming, pipe inspecting), but all drilling operations are left to the up and ups.

What company is interested in you?

Scott D
7/5/2007, 11:01 PM
I take it you've never had the unfortunate opportunity to have to pee so badly you had to use the men's bathroom at the last rest stop this side of the Red River. Sorry bastard had the women's bathroom locked.

well to be fair H, if I needed to pee badly at a rest area, I'm going to be using the urinal in the mens room anyway. ;)

However, in most office environments, the mens room tends to be cleaner around the actual toilets than the women's room.

critical_phil
7/6/2007, 12:02 AM
My uncle is a company man. He just bought my aunt a new Escalade.


good ol' Uncle Bruce.

Mongo
7/6/2007, 05:38 AM
I hate it when people pander for your vote

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/6/2007, 06:45 AM
good ol' Uncle Bruce.He'll kick your *** if you're not careful.

SRSLY.

Mongo
7/6/2007, 08:02 AM
any good eatin places around Perkins, OK? I need to find some good eats around here

jk the sooner fan
7/6/2007, 08:34 AM
i'm pretty sure ou4life lives in perkins...ask him

Mongo
7/6/2007, 08:36 AM
i'm pretty sure ou4life lives in perkins...ask him


he is too good, you know, one of those uppity Perkins people

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/6/2007, 09:29 AM
Bad Brad's in Stoolwater is purty good.

In Perkins there isn't a lot there.

jk the sooner fan
7/7/2007, 06:09 AM
lower back pain is full of suck and lose

Mongo
7/7/2007, 06:25 AM
lower back pain is full of suck and lose

I agree, my sciatic(sp?) nerve lights me up a couple of times a month. Next time it gets bad, I go get an MRI done.

It is full of pain and pain pills

ChickSoonerFan
7/7/2007, 09:22 AM
I had same thing but my nerve was lighting me up all the time!

Got the MRI

Got the Chiro care

Got the pain pills

Finally got the spinal steroid injection epidural thingy....

Much better now.

Scott D
7/7/2007, 09:31 AM
well if you'd quit giving mongo piggyback rides...just like mongo needs to quit giving 68 piggyback rides. ;)

Mongo
7/7/2007, 09:36 AM
well if you'd quit giving mongo piggyback rides...just like mongo needs to quit giving 68 piggyback rides. ;)

what can I say, we have alot of free time

ChickSoonerFan
7/7/2007, 09:39 AM
:eek:

I know nothing about these piggyback rides...



I slipped and fell and landed on my butt :O

Mongo
7/7/2007, 09:50 AM
If I read the drunkytown thread, and several from the past weeks, I think a couple of posters have met and have had relations.

What are we gonna name the SO Hook Up baby?

Scott D
7/7/2007, 10:22 AM
The vomitorium.

jk the sooner fan
7/7/2007, 01:37 PM
i just put beer brats on the grill out by the pool, good times.....my only concern is that the "sell by 6/30/07" on the package meant "good to eat on the 7th of july"



sonic - to tip or not to tip - discuss

ChickSoonerFan
7/7/2007, 04:21 PM
I tip if they car hop out to my car, I rarely tip at the drive-thru.

Plus, the girl at the drive-thru has spilled coffee all over me once and the other day, handed me a Route 44 with a hole in the side of it that had Diet Dr. Pepper leaking all out of it, all over my car. And I had to ASK for napkins both times that happened, she did not offer any help at all for the clean up either time. So no tip for her!

critical_phil
7/7/2007, 04:32 PM
if sonic is some secret code word for hot monkey sects with kate beckinsale, then my answer is yes.