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SeattleOUstudent
6/30/2007, 07:50 PM
Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall

Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times

Takes Polaroids

When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects

Prominent Apple logo

Reproduces through asexual budding

Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy

Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using it

http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/apples_new_iphone
bri
6/30/2007, 08:03 PM
Heh. :D
soonerbrat
6/30/2007, 08:08 PM
what's up with all the big giant signatures as of late?
GottaHavePride
6/30/2007, 08:18 PM
What signatures?
VeeJay
6/30/2007, 08:57 PM
Can it, though wireless technology, direct a nuclear attack, or download nekkid pics of Paris Hilton?
soonerboomer93
6/30/2007, 08:59 PM
what's up with all the big giant signatures as of late?


what giant sigs???
Penguin
6/30/2007, 09:02 PM
I heard it only holds 8GB of storage. That's not a lot of pr0n.
RacerX
6/30/2007, 09:17 PM
You'll have to switch to midget pr0n.
Soonerus
6/30/2007, 09:21 PM
I was advised not to get the IPhone now...
OUstudent4life
6/30/2007, 10:02 PM
why?
Soonerus
6/30/2007, 10:06 PM
technology unproven and price likely to drop 50% in 3-6 months...
bri
6/30/2007, 10:17 PM
Are you sure it's not just 'cause someone your age with an iPhone is simply trying too hard?
jk the sooner fan
6/30/2007, 10:24 PM
i was told the same thing, somebody at work said that samsung had the competitive version coming out soon that will be better

whether thats true or not, i have no idea

i just need my phone to take and make calls - all the other gadget features are merely fluff

no thanks
Soonerus
6/30/2007, 10:28 PM
Are you sure it's not just 'cause someone your age with an iPhone is simply trying too hard?

No, I would have bought it in a heart-beat if it was recommended to me...
Sooner24
6/30/2007, 10:47 PM
No, I would have bought it in a heart-beat if it was recommended to me...


You’re pretty easy to persuade aren't you.

I recommend you buy a 1983 Dodge K-Car.








(Let's see if it works) ;)
Soonerus
6/30/2007, 10:49 PM
I am easy to persuade from trusted advisors.....
Sooner24
6/30/2007, 11:09 PM
I recommend myself as a trusted advisor. :D
OCUDad
7/1/2007, 10:33 AM
Is it true that big sigs are substitutes for small ****s?
JohnnyMack
7/1/2007, 11:24 AM
Some people are such wankers.
MamaMia
7/1/2007, 12:09 PM
What signatures?
Good question. What signatures? :confused:

I have a phone that does things I don't even bother with. I make calls, answer calls, tend to my messages, take a few photos and email them to friends and family. Thats about it. I have never even sent a text message, and would have no idea how to get to them to read a text message even if someone sent me one.
CORNholio
7/1/2007, 03:18 PM
I used to think text messages were just for highschool girls. Truth be told it's the perfect male communication tool. Conversations less than 10 words and straight to the point, no bs time consuming "How are you doing?" crap. I'll text somebody 5x more often than I'll call.
Norm In Norman
7/1/2007, 05:01 PM
I just saw that the iphone doesn't work with 64 bit Windows, Vista or XP. The dude on slashdot was told by apple to downgrade to 32 bit windows.
RacerX
7/1/2007, 10:53 PM
there's a linux device due out in october.
Cam
7/4/2007, 06:11 PM
Buying 1st generation stuff like this is just crazy. Especially at 4/600 bucks.