DRUNKYTOWN

[olevetonahill]

Lets roll :D

[phead903]

IN!!

[phead903]

How's the new internet service working, Vet? Are ya good at downloading pron yet?:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

How's the new internet service working, Vet? Are ya good at downloading pron yet?:DThat's why Teenietushes.com crashed earlier.

[olevetonahill]

still figuring it out

[olevetonahill]

That's why Teenietushes.com crashed earlier.
I h8 you :D

[soonerboomer93]

I still haz hangover


****ing jaegerbombzzzzzzzzzzz

[olevetonahill]

I has a case and enough smokes .I have a sleepin bag.
Wister has 4 NEW cops out , in 4 differant units :eek:
Im gonna stay at the shop tonight

[Okla-homey]

I'm in tonight too. Chillin' in the Homey crib.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Everybody pee and hack towards the West. Bring the rain my way.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

The wife's still at work, so I'm drinking alone tonight. Damnit, if I knew she wasn't coming home till 10 I could at least hit the strip club.

[MojoRisen]

Mojo has a 12 pack of Corona, 3 cans of Guiness and some extra coors hanging around. I will interject when I can !

Also a crazy girlfriend who I need to pass off to one of you boys! She is hot but off the hook....

[Bourbon St Sooner]

She's hot and likes to hook. Sounds fine to me.

[phead903]

Just went to to the liquor store and stocked up for the next week - 30 pack of Miller Lite, 12 pack of Shiner Bock, 12 pack of Shiner Blonde, 2 bottles of Merlot, 2 bottles of Chardonnay, Margarita Mix, tequila...etc.

I GOT COMPANY COMING FOR THE WEEK!!:D :hot:

[Flagstaffsooner]

I has a case and enough smokes .I have a sleepin bag.
Wister has 4 NEW cops out , in 4 differant units :eek:
Im gonna stay at the shop tonightIs the rookie Wister cop initiation "Bust Olevet'?

[soonerboomer93]

so 3 ok beers, and some **** in a can/bottle

Mojo needs to make a beer run...

[Okla-homey]

We're celebrating the fact that the neanderthals that run the Oklahoma beer market granted us a boon and decided to cajole Budweiser into marketing Stella Artois in the Sooner State. I swear, that stuff always results in panty droppage around here.

So much so that I brought a flippin' case home from SC.

We had it for a while, it disappeared for six months while the brain trust decided if it wanted to allow high point Belgian beer in to Oklahoma. It's back.

So, here's to you Mr Oklahoma Liquor Store High Point Beer A-holes. Thanks peterheads.

http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/18018/2005573835861517985_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005573835861517985)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Why am I watching Cash Cab?

[MojoRisen]

She's hot and likes to hook. Sounds fine to me.


"Nicholson" You can't handle the truth! Yeah she is a freak man- tough to leave those for you know you will have too adjust back to normal 87878ex...

[phead903]

We're celebrating the fact that the neanderthals that run the Oklahoma beer market granted us a boon and decided to cajole Budweiser into marketing Stella Artois in the Sooner State. I swear, that stuff always results in panty droppage around here.

So much so that I brought a flippin' case home from SC.

We had it for a while, it disappeared for six months while the brain trust decided if it wanted to allow high point Belgian beer in to Oklahoma. It's back.

So, here's to you Mr Oklahoma Liquor Store High Point Beer A-holes. Thanks peterheads.

http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/18018/2005573835861517985_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005573835861517985)

I used to work for a company based in Belgium - always fun traveling back to the Corporate office - SA, Duvel, Trappist Ale, on and on....Belgians do know how to brew beer.

[MojoRisen]

so 3 ok beers, and some **** in a can/bottle

Mojo needs to make a beer run...


Atleast my beer is real man ..... I will make a run before it is all over! What shall I get NATY

[VeeJay]

Is there any more room on this train?

Is the liquor car open?

[SoonerGirl06]

Chardonnay is in the house!

[olevetonahill]

Is the rookie Wister cop initiation "Bust Olevet'?
Fukers better have a set of balls !

[phead903]

Is there any more room on this train?

Is the liquor car open?

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What'll you have, VJ?

[SoonerGirl06]

Just went to to the liquor store and stocked up for the next week - 30 pack of Miller Lite, 12 pack of Shiner Bock, 12 pack of Shiner Blonde, 2 bottles of Merlot, 2 bottles of Chardonnay, Margarita Mix, tequila...etc.

I GOT COMPANY COMING FOR THE WEEK!!:D :hot:

How You Doin'? :D

[olevetonahill]

Just went to to the liquor store and stocked up for the next week - 30 pack of Miller Lite, 12 pack of Shiner Bock, 12 pack of Shiner Blonde, 2 bottles of Merlot, 2 bottles of Chardonnay, Margarita Mix, tequila...etc.

I GOT COMPANY COMING FOR THE WEEK!!:D :hot:
So ur saying I aint invited ?, Cause if I are ya need 10 times that lil bit :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Sooo.... I'm going on vacation next week.... Should I pack the bikini or the one piece?

[VeeJay]

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What'll you have, VJ?

Gimme a snort of your finest bourbon. In fact, make it a double.

[olevetonahill]

Atleast my beer is real man ..... I will make a run before it is all over! What shall I get NATY
spoken like a REAL man :D

[VeeJay]

Sooo.... I'm going on vacation next week.... Should I pack the bikini or the one piece?

Has anyone ever said "Thread is worthless without pics" in a Drunkytown thread?

[phead903]

Sooo.... I'm going on vacation next week.... Should I pack the bikini or the one piece?

that depends - is the one piece the top or the bottom?:D

[olevetonahill]

Sooo.... I'm going on vacation next week.... Should I pack the bikini or the one piece?
The invisable bikini :cool:

[SoonerGirl06]

Has anyone ever said "Thread is worthless without pics" in a Drunkytown thread?

Those will be forthcoming AFTER the vacation...

[phead903]

How You Doin'? :D

Ask me again tomorrow night about 10:00 or so....:D

[SoonerGirl06]

that depends - is the one piece the top or the bottom?:D

The bottom and the top... ;) :D

[SoonerGirl06]

The invisable bikini :cool:

For you.... anything....;)

[phead903]

Gimme a snort of your finest bourbon. In fact, make it a double.

Coming right up!
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[VeeJay]

Homina homina....I like the direction this train is headin.'

Bartender - gimme another'n, please!

[olevetonahill]

Ask me again tomorrow night about 10:00 or so....:D
I outta kick urass , Beatin my time !

[phead903]

So ur saying I aint invited ?, Cause if I are ya need 10 times that lil bit :D

Vet, if we have to, we can walk to the liquor store - so come on over after the Wister cops are all at the Strip joint in Roland:D

[olevetonahill]

For you.... anything....;)
See phead she LOVES me more :P

[phead903]

See phead she LOVES me more :P

You lucky bastage...:D ;)

[MojoRisen]

The old lady called- she is comming over in a trench coat and nothing else and she is bringing the yard stick... She teaches 8th grade math - this could take me out for a few minutes.

[olevetonahill]

The old lady called- she is comming over in a trench coat and nothing else and she is bringing the yard stick... She teaches 8th grade math - this could take me out for a few minutes.
So your sayin Ya aint gonna measure UP :cool:

[SoonerGirl06]

So your sayin Ya aint gonna measure UP :cool:

Only if she uses the milimeter/centimeter side to do her measurin'...

[soonerboomer93]

We're celebrating the fact that the neanderthals that run the Oklahoma beer market granted us a boon and decided to cajole Budweiser into marketing Stella Artois in the Sooner State. I swear, that stuff always results in panty droppage around here.

So much so that I brought a flippin' case home from SC.

We had it for a while, it disappeared for six months while the brain trust decided if it wanted to allow high point Belgian beer in to Oklahoma. It's back.

So, here's to you Mr Oklahoma Liquor Store High Point Beer A-holes. Thanks peterheads.

http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/18018/2005573835861517985_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005573835861517985)

heh, I can buy Stella, in the extra tall (2 pint) frosty mug, for $7 at happy hour

and it's fresh from the keg...

[olevetonahill]

I need some coproach spray , The bastages are everywhere

[SoonerGirl06]

I would really love to listen to some music right now, but for some reason or another, my speakers are broken. :(

[soonerboomer93]

Sooo.... I'm going on vacation next week.... Should I pack the bikini or the one piece?

Damn, I'm going on vacation next week also....


I'm gonna be stirring it up in Makati....

[phead903]

I would really love to listen to some music right now, but for some reason or another, my speakers are broken. :(

Have ya got 'em turned on?:D

[SoonerGirl06]

The binkini's packed. On to the lingerie and scarves.....

[MojoRisen]

Only if she uses the milimeter/centimeter side to do her measurin'...


SHe asks me ridiculous questions: Like explain pathagerams therim or someshiate... and if I don't get it right she hits me with the yard stick. All while she is in a short mini and thigh highs.

I can't say what she does when I get it right...

[SoonerGirl06]

Have ya got 'em turned on?:D

Oh.... they're turned on alright.

[soonerboomer93]

I would really love to listen to some music right now, but for some reason or another, my speakers are broken. :(

plug them in...



;)

[VeeJay]

I could use some Steely Dan right about now myself.

[phead903]

The binkini's packed. On to the lingerie and scarves.....

Small suitcase, SG06?:D
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[SoonerGirl06]

Small suitcase, SG06?:D
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Why ph903... is that a suitcase packed full of condoms?

[Jerk]

The binkini's packed. On to the lingerie and scarves.....

pics? k thx.

[phead903]

Why ph903... is that a suitcase packed full of condoms?

Chocolate candy - you know, melts in you mouth, not in your hands...;)

[SoonerGirl06]

plug them in...



;)

Oh... it's plugged in alright... but for some reason the damn thing still won't work.

Totally sucks....

[olevetonahill]

Chocolate candy - you know, melts in you mouth, not in your hands...;)
Ya gonna make baby bottles ?:pop:

[SoonerGirl06]

Ya gonna make baby bottles ?:pop:

Outta condoms and beer bottles...!!!! :D :D

[olevetonahill]

Oh... it's plugged in alright... but for some reason the damn thing still won't work.

Totally sucks....
The wrong one is Pluggin em in !:twinkies:

[olevetonahill]

Outta condoms and beer bottles...!!!! :D :D
Hey I got the Kid fed

[SoonerGirl06]

The wrong one is Pluggin em in !:twinkies:

Darlin' there's no doubt in my mind you know to plug em in! :hot:

[phead903]

Oh... it's plugged in alright... but for some reason the damn thing still won't work.

Totally sucks....

Ctrl/alt/delete...

If that don't work, hit it with a cleaver:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

http://pbpl.physics.ucla.edu/About_Us/Bios/Peter_Firgol/_Images/cockroach.gif
I need some coproach spray , The bastages are everywhere

[SoonerGirl06]

Ctrl/alt/delete...

If that don't work, hit it with a cleaver:D

So seducing it with my quick wit and oh so charming personality is out of the question then?

[olevetonahill]

Ctrl/alt/delete...

If that don't work, hit it with a cleaver:D
Or have a REAL MAN plug it !:cool: :hot:

[phead903]

So seducing it with my quick wit and oh so charming personality is out of the question then?

But you said they were already turned on....:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Or have a REAL MAN plug it !:cool: :hot:Methinks it is a real man.

[SoonerGirl06]

Do cans of whipped cream and jars of cherries pass security at the airports?

[Jerk]

fvck im bored.

[phead903]

Methinks it is a real man.

According to SG06's spek, she is an awsomely stud man...but somehow, I don't think that's quite right:D ;)

[olevetonahill]

More popos than I can shake a stick at !

[SoonerGirl06]

Or have a REAL MAN plug it !:cool: :hot:

Yeah baby! Yeah!

[phead903]

Do cans of whipped cream and jars of cherries pass security at the airports?

You gotta watch the aerosol cans - might ought to pack the regular cream and then beat it when you get where you're going...

[olevetonahill]

Do cans of whipped cream and jars of cherries pass security at the airports?
If Not Ill come get you !:D

[SoonerGirl06]

According to SG06's spek, she is an awsomely stud man...but somehow, I don't think that's quite right:D ;)

No it's not... so ya'll keep speking me so I can become something else.

[phead903]

More popos than I can shake a stick at !

Then put that stick away, Vet!

[bri]

Do cans of whipped cream and jars of cherries pass security at the airports?

Yes, but you still end up getting strip searched anyway.

[royalfan5]

Hey does anyone else think Bachman Turner Overdrive kicks ***?

[SoonerGirl06]

Yes, but you still end up getting strip searched anyway.


That seems to happen to me no matter what... :O

[VeeJay]

Sorry to change the subject off this hot and steamy topic.....I got this post card from my mom and dad today. I didn't know people still mailed post cards!!

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/6/17922044556.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=5829269)

[olevetonahill]

Yes, but you still end up getting strip searched anyway.
Only when shes riding with me !:D :pop: :hot:

[olevetonahill]

Sorry to change the subject off this hot and steamy topic.....I got this post card from my mom and dad today. I didn't know people still mailed post cards!!

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/6/17922044556.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=5829269)
Only cause they OLD folk and set in thier ways !

[phead903]

That seems to happen to me no matter what... :O

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So is it hot in here or is that just you?;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Sorry to change the subject off this hot and steamy topic.....I got this post card from my mom and dad today. I didn't know people still mailed post cards!!

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/6/17922044556.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=5829269)

I've always wanted to take an Alaskan cruise. That place is absolutely beautiful.

Of course I would have to take along my rubber dingy.... watched Titanic one too many times....

[royalfan5]

Sorry to change the subject off this hot and steamy topic.....I got this post card from my mom and dad today. I didn't know people still mailed post cards!!

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/6/17922044556.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=5829269)
I'd be disappointed if I got a postcard from Alaska and it didn't have an igloo.

[VeeJay]

Only cause they OLD folk and set in thier ways !

My parents....set in their ways??

P-shawwwww!!

[VeeJay]

they're probably better off sending post cards. My dad is a buffoon when it comes to picture-taking.

[SoonerGirl06]

they're probably better off sending post cards. My dad is a buffoon when it comes to picture-taking.

I always forget to take my camera or the damn batteries decide to die. :mad:

[MojoRisen]

PICS!!!!!

[phead903]

PICS!!!!!

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[VeeJay]

PICS!!!!!

SG06???

[bri]

I've always wanted to take an Alaskan cruise. That place is absolutely beautiful.

Of course I would have to take along my rubber dingy.... watched Titanic one too many times....

Seriously, none of you are gonna swing at that hanging slider?

And you call yourselves "men"...:D

[olevetonahill]

Seriously, none of you are gonna swing at that hanging slider?

And you call yourselves "men"...:D
Dayum ya bastage give us time to catch our breaTH:D

[SoonerGirl06]

SG06???

Ya'll wanna see a picture of me? I can't imagine why...

[olevetonahill]

I've always wanted to take an Alaskan cruise. That place is absolutely beautiful.

Of course I would have to take along my rubber dingy.... watched Titanic one too many times....
You can use My rubber dingy anytime !:D

[SoonerGirl06]

You can use My rubber dingy anytime !:D

A rubber dingy is one of those inflatable thingy's....

[olevetonahill]

Ya'll wanna see a picture of me? I can't imagine why...
I dont ! :D

[VeeJay]

Dayum ya bastage give us time to catch our breaTH:D

Yeah....I'm drinkin' this sour mash so fast, I sneezed and some of it just come out my nose.

[SoonerGirl06]

I dont ! :D

Why settle for a pic when you get to see the real thing... :D

[olevetonahill]

A rubber dingy is one of those inflatable thingy's....
What Im talkin about ! we can Inflate it together ! :hot:

[phead903]

Why settle for a pic when you get to see the real thing... :D

How you doing?:D

[olevetonahill]

Why settle for a pic when you get to see the real thing... :D
:hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot:

[SoonerGirl06]

Yeah....I'm drinkin' this sour mash so fast, I sneezed and some of it just come out my nose.

Now that's a total waste of some good alcohol right there...

[Okla-homey]

Ya'll wanna see a picture of me? I can't imagine why...

Because altho you read hawt, you could be 400 lbs. with a hump for all we know.

[bri]

Dayum ya bastage give us time to catch our breaTH:D

Dude, if it takes you seven minutes to catch your breath...it could be time to give up younger wimmins. ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Because altho you read hawt, you could be 400 lbs. with a hump for all we know.

Believe me darlin' I'm not 400 pounds and the only hump I have I save for special occasions. ;) :D

[soonerboomer93]

i am ashamed...

[phead903]

Because altho you read hawt, you could be 400 lbs. with a hump for all we know.

Or totally hawt, for all you know....:hot: :hot:

[VeeJay]

Bri - would you like to super size your sig for an additional thirty nine cents?

[soonerboomer93]

only 39 cents???

[Okla-homey]

Believe me darlin' I'm not 400 pounds and the only hump I have I save for special occasions. ;) :D

This ain't Missouri, and we're Okies, but we generally subscribe to the same philosophy. "Show Me."

[MojoRisen]

If you use the plastic bags from the Grocier store- as a ring - you can addd 3 hours of stamina and 2 inches in girth!

[bri]

Bri - would you like to super size your sig for an additional thirty nine cents?

I'd love to, but it only goes to seven.

I WANT MY SIG TO GO TO ELEVEN, DAMMIT!!!!

[bri]

Believe me darlin' I'm not 400 pounds and the only hump I have I save for special occasions. ;) :D

Dudes, she only has one boob!

ABORT! ABORT!!!!!

[phead903]

This ain't Missouri, and we're Okies, but we generally subscribe to the same philosophy. "Show Me."

You can't handle the truth!!
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[olevetonahill]

Dude, if it takes you seven minutes to catch your breath...it could be time to give up younger wimmins. ;)
It was 2 mins and I had to make sure lites and stuff were workin so we could make a beer run !:D

[SoonerGirl06]

This ain't Missouri, and we're Okies, but we generally subscribe to the same philosophy. "Show Me."




http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kimberlyakasoonergirl06tl7.jpg

[KC//CRIMSON]

here come the pervs.......;)

[Okla-homey]

http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kimberlyakasoonergirl06tl7.jpg

Okay, the face is nice, but what about the bootay?

[MojoRisen]

BOOMER SOONER!!!

[Okla-homey]

here come the pervs.......;)

stop it. We could have nekkid pitchers before this is over but for prudes like you. ;) :D :texan:

[bri]

here come the pervs.......;)

"here come the pervs"?

See, the first flaw in your supposition is that they're not already here. :D

[phead903]

BOOMER SOONER!!!

Chill out, guys, read her location....:D :hot: :D :hot:

[Newbomb Turk]

"mamas got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night"

[KC//CRIMSON]

What's the over/under on how quick her pm box reaches it's max?

I give it about another 90 seconds.

[SoonerGirl06]

Okay, the face is nice, but what about the bootay?

That's reserved viewing only...

[VeeJay]

http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kimberlyakasoonergirl06tl7.jpg

She's hot-da.

[bri]

What's the over/under on how quick her pm box reaches it's max?

Head....spinning.......too....many.......jokes.... ..


:D

[Jerk]

SG06..that took some balls.

[phead903]

She's hot-da.

You have no idea.....:hot: :hot:

[SoonerGirl06]

SG06..that took some balls.

Well apparently I'm the only one on here that has some....

[KC//CRIMSON]

This thread makes me long for the days of SillySoonerGirl circa '01/'02 or somewhere there abouts. Mmmmmmm.

[VeeJay]

Well apparently I'm the only one on here that has some....

Tranny?

Say it ain't so!

[bri]

This thread makes me long for the days of SillySoonerGirl circa '01/'02 or somewhere there abouts. Mmmmmmm.

Me too. She was local. :D

LOL, OMG, GREY GOOSE IS YUMMY!!! WHEEEE!!!

Best. Spammer. Ever.

[SoonerGirl06]

Tranny?

Say it ain't so!

Noooooo!!!!!!


I am 1000% woman!

[phead903]

Noooooo!!!!!!


I am 1000% woman!

Oh, yeah, Baby!

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[SoonerGirl06]

Where the hell did everyone go?

:confused:

[bri]

The board broke for, like, 30 seconds...so they all ran over to slickdawg's board to look at amateur porn. :D

[phead903]

Where the hell did everyone go?

:confused:

Well, I'm still here...

[VeeJay]

I'm changing my avatar.

I dunno...
Did something happen in the Mideast?

[SoonerGirl06]

The board broke for, like, 30 seconds...so they all ran over to slickdawg's board to look at amateur porn. :D

Typical....


Buncha whorn dawgs!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Me too. She was local. :D

LOL, OMG, GREY GOOSE IS YUMMY!!! WHEEEE!!!

Best. Spammer. Ever.


Best. Guest. Appearance. Ever.

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm changing my avatar.

I dunno...
Did something happen in the Mideast?

What the hell is your avatar supposed to be?

[Jerk]

I'm not afraid to show my face around here

http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=phot0010md4.jpg

[bri]

Best. Guest. Appearance. Ever.

...thank you....I'm told I'm good with impressions......available for parties....weddings....bar mitzvahs.....whatever......

[SoonerGirl06]

...thank you....I'm told I'm good with impressions......available for parties....weddings....bar mitzvahs.....whatever......

Oh really....?????

[VeeJay]

I'm not afraid to show my face around here

http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=phot0010md4.jpg

Jerk - Good jorb on the pic.
:D

[Jerk]

Jerk - Good jorb on the pic.
:D
Nothin' wrong with a little p***y on my face.

[KC//CRIMSON]

...thank you....I'm told I'm good with impressions......available for parties....weddings....bar mitzvahs.....whatever......


http://badchow.googlepages.com/clerks2.jpg

:D

[VeeJay]

What the hell is your avatar supposed to be?

Well, as landmarks go, it is one of the few in Fayettenam, NC. It's the tower thingy at Tallywood Shopping Center on Raeford Rd. WHAT - ya want a picture of the Waffle House?

I am hoping to be out of here and in better digs in the near future.

[phead903]

Vet, Where you at????

[VeeJay]

Nothin' wrong with a little p***y on my face.

Hey, Bro - didya fall off the wagon, or are you the designated driver?

[VeeJay]

...and that looks like a big p***y.

[StoopTroup]

I'm not afraid to show my face around here

http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=phot0010md4.jpg
BTW....nice puss.

:pop:

[Jerk]

Hey, Bro - didya fall off the wagon, or are you the designated driver?

Nah, I haven't drank since I over-did it a few weeks ago.

[VeeJay]

BTW....nice puss.

:pop:

Don't eat it, Jerk!

:eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

I think I'm going to go eat a banana.



The Chardonnay is getting to me....

[StoopTroup]

Film at 11?

[bri]

http://badchow.googlepages.com/clerks2.jpg

:D

Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah?

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman ****in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: You think "A woman ****in' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman ****ing a horse.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!

Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

[olevetonahill]

Vet, Where you at????
I used the time that the board was down ro slippoutta town . The popos didnt see me :D

[phead903]

I used the time that the board was down ro slippoutta town . The popos didnt see me :D

Welcome back, Your Honor!

[VeeJay]

Mr.Mayor - you didn't miss a whole lot.

[VeeJay]

Well, we decided SG06 is hot.

[olevetonahill]

Mr.Mayor - you didn't miss a whole lot.
I can see that
Im resigning , hell I cant even get a drunky thread ro 10 pgs anymore.

[olevetonahill]

Well, we decided SG06 is hot.
Hell I knew that . I was the 1st to get a pic .:D :cool:

[SoonerGirl06]

Hell I knew that . I was the 1st to get a pic .:D :cool:

That's because you're just sooooo special!

[VeeJay]

Well - ask the HMFIC if he'll set up a Drunkytown Board, only open on weekends. All the week's successes, failures, needs to soak our sorrows, and sexual innuendi will be exposed there.

[olevetonahill]

That's because you're just sooooo special!
what im screamin :D :cool:

[SoonerGirl06]

You do have a way with words....

[StoopTroup]

Page 10...where are you?

[phead903]

what im screamin :D :cool:

Welcome to the chorus!!:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Lurkin

[VeeJay]

Let's see if this will push us over the threshold.

[VeeJay]

Damn!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Bowel movement!

[OU-HSV]

IN. I've been at Buffalo wild wings in B.A. and another bar and now I'm home. It was a cheap and short night...and I drank blue moon which I thought was good, and now I'm home drinking a couple Pyramid Hefeweizen beers and going to bed

[phead903]

Come on 10 Pages!

[bri]

Okay, someone take over for me at the Drunkytown lifeguard stand. A beautiful baby wants me to come across the river and party for a while.

[OU-HSV]

Just take your damn sig off! haha

[Fraggle145]

checking in.... winner.

[bri]

Did I miss anything? No? Good.

I'm going to bed now. Sleep well, Drunkytown...

[rufnek05]

ok i have a question for the ladies that read this.
:
i'm gettin tried of spittin game all night being the "nice funny guy" then some ******* comin in and shoopin the girl i'm workin on. who fihishes first. nice funny guys, or *******s? i'm drunk thats why i'm p[aostin in here.

[KC//CRIMSON]

ok i have a question for the ladies that read this.
:
i'm gettin tried of spittin game all night being the "nice funny guy" then some ******* comin in and shoopin the girl i'm workin on. who fihishes first. nice funny guys, or *******s? i'm drunk thats why i'm p[aostin in here.


You've just been "cockblocked."

[VeeJay]

ok i have a question for the ladies that read this.
:
i'm gettin tried of spittin game all night being the "nice funny guy" then some ******* comin in and shoopin the girl i'm workin on. who fihishes first. nice funny guys, or *******s? i'm drunk thats why i'm p[aostin in here.

"Shoopin?" Is that what you kids call it these days?

[bri]

You've just been "cockblocked."

I'll take Shadoe Stevens for the cockblock...

[bri]

And I hate it when I don't get anywhere near Drunkytown, but I still wake up in the middle of the afternoon in Hungoverville...:mad:

[royalfan5]

ok i have a question for the ladies that read this.
:
i'm gettin tried of spittin game all night being the "nice funny guy" then some ******* comin in and shoopin the girl i'm workin on. who fihishes first. nice funny guys, or *******s? i'm drunk thats why i'm p[aostin in here.
Most of the funny guys I know have no problem getting action. Maybe the problem is that the ladies don't think your funny? Perhaps, you should try being a brooding mysterious guy?

[silverwheels]

And I hate it when I don't get anywhere near Drunkytown, but I still wake up in the middle of the afternoon in Hungoverville...:mad:

That's what happens when you get old. ;)

[bri]

Pipe down, young'un. :P

[Jerk]

You guys ready for another round?

I'm back in the saddle with my Corona, Kosher salt, and lime.

[royalfan5]

You guys ready for another round?

I'm back in the saddle with my Corona, Kosher salt, and lime.
Way to ghey up your beer.

[GottaHavePride]

Well - ask the HMFIC if he'll set up a Drunkytown Board, only open on weekends. All the week's successes, failures, needs to soak our sorrows, and sexual innuendi will be exposed there.

If you can remember how to spell the plural of innuendo you're far too sober to be in Drunkytown.

And if you can't find an innuendo in the word "innuendo" then you have no sense of huumor. :D

[bri]

Way to ghey up your beer.

How the hell can you ghey up Corona? That's like gheying up Richard Simmons.

[VeeJay]

GHP - I will take that under advisement.

I'm not even sure "innuendi" is a real word. I make them up sometimes.

[royalfan5]

How the hell can you ghey up Corona? That's like gheying up Richard Simmons.
I was going to say something about gheying up a ghey beer, but I didn't want to be too hard on him.

[Jerk]

WTF is this? Pick on Jerk day?

[bri]

That's what I'm here for. :D

[royalfan5]

WTF is this? Pick on Jerk day?
Nobody made you go out and buy Corona with all the chick fixings. Unless your wife did, I suppose.

[Jerk]

Yall can suck it. :mack:I like my ghey beer.

[soonerboomer93]

dude, the mexicans don't even drink corona...

[soonerboomer93]

oh, and they consider it an import in a lot of the bars (atleast when I was over they did)

[bri]

WTF is this? Pick on Jerk day?

No, it's Pick On Corona Day. :D

[soonerboomer93]

And I hate it when I don't get anywhere near Drunkytown, but I still wake up in the middle of the afternoon in Hungoverville...:mad:

dude, I know I hit drunky town last night, I had to off since I drank atleast 1/2 a bottle of absolute and plenty of jager bombs... but I never felt absolutely **** faced, just kinda drunk...

maybe my liver is now prepared for the manila trip...

[Jerk]

No, it's Pick On Corona Day. :D

Whew. I thought you guys had it in for me.

I actually like Tecate more, from the lick-her store.