Swimwear etiquette ****** *******s...

[Harry Beanbag]

So the wife bought me some board shorts. They don't have the mesh thingy in them like normal swimsuits have, are you supposed to wear underwear with them or what? If not, what prevents those embarassing frog eyes and banana in your pants scenarios?

[achiro]

So the wife bought me some board shorts. They don't have the mesh thingy in them like normal swimsuits have, are you supposed to wear underwear with them or what? If not, what prevents those embarassing frog eyes and banana in your pants scenarios?
Something about this thread and your name...they go together like peanut and butter.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm not swimming without containment.

[Harry Beanbag]

Something about this thread and your post...they go together like peanut and butter.


I was thinking peas and carrots. :)

[jk the sooner fan]

wear them in the shower, let your wife tell you if they are transparent when wet.....if so, wear something under

if not, go commando

[Harry Beanbag]

wear them in the shower, let your wife tell you if they are transparent when wet.....if so, wear something under

if not, go commando


Heh. I actually hadn't even thought of transparency issues. :O I was more concerned with unsightly bulges.

[sanantoniosooner]

I was more concerned with unsightly bulges.
My wife calls it that too.:(

[oumartin]

I only wear speedos

[Harry Beanbag]

Is that what your wife calls it too?


She might start now that she has no use for it anymore. :(

[Shneeg11]

yes, the idea of those is to wear boxers under them like surfers do, hence the name board shorts

[Harry Beanbag]

I only wear speedos


BANANA HAMMOCK!!!!11!!!1!!

[sanantoniosooner]

yes, the idea of those is to wear boxers under them like surfers do, hence the name board shorts
How the heck would he know this information unless he was shagging surfers?

[Harry Beanbag]

yes, the idea of those is to wear boxers under them like surfers do, hence the name board shorts


I don't surf and don't know any real surfers, hence the question. That helps though.

[Soonrboy]

I hate that webbing. It mooshes my tidbits.

[sanantoniosooner]

I hate that webbing. It mooshes my tidbits.
Someday you will be a Soonrman and it wont be an issue.

[Soonrboy]

tidbits fit for godzilla. :D

[Fraggle145]

Unless they are white, I go commando in them... I think that either is acceptable. Whenever I first started wearing them I had the same problem, but they dont bulge as bad as you think they might the material is typically stiffer than the material for normal suits with the mesh insides, which is also good for when the water is cold :O :eek:

[crawfish]

BSG is learning a lot from this thread.

[Melo]

I wear the shorter board shorts made for wimmins.

I also do not wear anything under them... though I sure dont have to worry about unsightly bulges.

:eek: :)

[sanantoniosooner]

I wear the shorter board shorts made for wimmins.

I also do not wear anything under them... though I sure dont have to worry about unsightly bulges.

:eek: :)
DARN YOU

[Fraggle145]

I wear the shorter board shorts made for wimmins.

I also do not wear anything under them... though I sure dont have to worry about unsightly bulges.

:eek: :)

Very Nice!
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/borat_swimsuit_cannes.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

I wear the shorter board shorts made for wimmins.

I also do not wear anything under them... though I sure dont have to worry about unsightly bulges.

:eek: :)
camel toe...

[yermom]

she said unsightly

[OU Adonis]

...I also do not wear anything under them...
:eek: :)

:hot:

[TUSooner]

The webbing takes the place of skivvies, at least theoretically; go commando.

Besides, if you're actually in the water a lot, there's the shrinkage factor.

[Melo]

camel toe...

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A60718/high/bmepb309891.jpg

[toast]

I wear the shorter board shorts made for wimmins.

I also do not wear anything under them... though I sure dont have to worry about unsightly bulges.

:eek: :)



she's out there Jerry, and lovin every minute of it.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

BSG is learning a lot from this thread.

Yes...I am...go on....

[oumartin]

that is one nasty big toe

[jk the sooner fan]

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A60718/high/bmepb309891.jpg

yer damn lucky there's no cigarette in that picture!!!!!!!!!!

[TopDaugIn2000]

swim in cold water.

problem solved.

[OklahomaRed]

Even if you go cammo, and there's no unsightly bulge due to the material being thick enough, what about the stinkin' chaffing? I can't stand to have my junk rubbin' up against canvas chaffin' material, specially when it's wet! :confused:

[sooner_born_1960]

Even if you go cammo, and there's no unsightly bulge due to the material being thick enough, what about the stinkin' chaffing? I can't stand to have my junk rubbin' up against canvas chaffin' material, specially when it's wet! :confused: If you tough it out long enough, you'll develop calluses.

[jk the sooner fan]

cammo?

or commando?

cause i'd hate to paint my twigs and berries blue to cammoflouge them with the water.....

[colleyvillesooner]

commando

I Lied!

[OklahomaRed]

If you tough it out long enough, you'll develop calluses.


That's what I'm afraid of! ;)

[Taxman71]

Seriously, I wear a speedo (shorts...jams, not the banana hammock kind) under those because I don't trust some thin velcro to keep my biz in check. It is a little more uncomfortable than commando though.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This thread is making my fingers wrinkly.

[Howzit]

It's making my sack wrinkly. er.

[IB4OU2]

turtlehead?

[skycat]

This thread is making my fingers wrinkly.

You shouldn't be doing that at work! :eek:

[Mjcpr]

yer damn lucky there's no cigarette in that picture!!!!!!!!!!

If I had the skillz I was thinking I'd put a cig betwixt its toes. :D

[Harry Beanbag]

that is one nasty big camel toe


That's what I'm trying to avoid.