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rufnek05
6/27/2007, 11:38 PM
well, i can now cross off one of my life goals off the list, go me.
i won't go into details but it involved me, a ****, the beast with two backs.
SoonerDood
6/28/2007, 12:18 AM
The Backasaurus?
soonerboomer93
6/28/2007, 12:21 AM
i thought she was only a couple years over then you?

so does she really count as a true **** then, because wouldn't a proper **** be a cougar also?
goingoneight
6/28/2007, 01:46 AM
**** = any mama (be she old or new).

Man Law.
yermom
6/28/2007, 02:14 AM
one of your life goals was making the beast with two backs with a ****? :confused:

most people call that "Tuesday"
Jimminy Crimson
6/28/2007, 02:35 AM
Go on...
OUHOMER
6/28/2007, 04:55 AM
HEy, I am old. i dont get it
Sooner in Tampa
6/28/2007, 05:13 AM
HEy, I am old. i dont get itHEH...that make's two of us old guys that doesn't get it.

:pop:
sanantoniosooner
6/28/2007, 07:13 AM
he had sex with a granny.
TUSooner
6/28/2007, 07:20 AM
My inner child is not reading this thread; and the rest of me is wondering why it did.
Sooner in Tampa
6/28/2007, 08:14 AM
I was thinking he got a lucky with a **** on a camel.
pergdaddy
6/28/2007, 08:40 AM
me too tampa. I'm only 29 and don't get it. I gotta get out more.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/28/2007, 09:08 AM
I would 1-star this thread but it doesn't even deserve 'terrible'.

:mack:
Soonrboy
6/28/2007, 09:11 AM
but did you stick your finger up her pooper?
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/28/2007, 09:15 AM
We need a turd rating system
Viking Kitten
6/28/2007, 09:16 AM
We need a turd rating system

Oh, one exists, but I refuse to post a link to it. Ew.
Viking Kitten
6/28/2007, 09:17 AM
And on that site, you can actually see turds better than this thread.
C&CDean
6/28/2007, 09:19 AM
Yeah, I remember when one of life's loftiest goals was to bed down a momma cow rather than a heifer. Then I turned 16.
Hamhock
6/28/2007, 09:19 AM
well, i can now cross off one of my life goals off the list, go me.
i won't go into details but it involved me, a ****, the beast with two backs.

so, you're bragging about having sex with a woman based on the fact that she has a kid?

color me confused.
Viking Kitten
6/28/2007, 09:25 AM
Is anyone else starting to get a SicEmWill vibe from this or am I being overly sensitive?
Petro-Sooner
6/28/2007, 09:35 AM
So I use my kick *** skillz last night and get this girls number. I'm thinking SWEET. After she leaves her friend tells me shes n9ne years younger than me. :twinkies: :twinkies: :twinkies:
Hamhock
6/28/2007, 09:38 AM
you misspelled "nine"
crawfish
6/28/2007, 09:41 AM
Wow. I had no idea I was living the dream. :D
OUinFLA
6/28/2007, 09:44 AM
HEy, I am old. i dont get it

most married guys dont.
Petro-Sooner
6/28/2007, 09:56 AM
Didnt see rufneks thread before I posted. Wasnt trying to copycat.
Sooner in Tampa
6/28/2007, 10:01 AM
most married guys dont.HEH...but do you have rub it in.

BTW...it gets better if you buy a boat :D :D :D