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olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 08:56 PM
a 6 mnth old boy .
hes been here over an hr. i got him asleep , typing one finger :eek:
Got a sleepin bag out of my truck makin him a pallet:D
SoonerGirl06
6/26/2007, 09:00 PM
That's just too sweet!
TopDaugIn2000
6/26/2007, 09:03 PM
you takin home dumped puppies again???
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 09:08 PM
you takin home dumped puppies again???
Naw
Hes cute as hell
Me and another drunk dude are spoilin him rotten:pop:
TopDaugIn2000
6/26/2007, 10:07 PM
at least he's in good hands. :P
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 10:39 PM
at least he's in good hands. :P
Git tired of waitin on his Momma , Called em said the 2 drunk dudes are takin the Baby to My shackl
We got him here , No diapers , Fixing to wash hisass and tie a tshirt on him
Be back
:eek:
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 10:45 PM
Diaper dry , so I gave him a shot of whiskey knocked hisass right out !;)
Not really , just patted him on the back till he went back to sleep :D
Mongo
6/26/2007, 10:50 PM
I'll pay you to baby sit this weekend, just dont blow any bong rips in his face:D
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 10:56 PM
I'll pay you to baby sit this weekend, just dont blow any bong rips in his face:D
That be okay cause Yall know I hate Kids and animals :P
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 11:17 PM
Aint seen the Momma in like 3 hrs :eek: :mad:
So I tied a towel on his lil fatass . Got that settled . Then he starts crying and Me an the other drunk dude figure hes hungry
we say WTF ?
So I dig out a NEW condom wash it out good , take a beer bottle wash it out good Put in some warm milk Tie the condom off with Bread ties . Lil ****er has sucked a condom and went to sleep :cool: :pop:
Neccesity is the Mother of invention
SoonerGirl06
6/26/2007, 11:44 PM
Ahhhh yes.... Nothing like sucking on a condom.









Did I just say that? :eek:



:D
rufnek05
6/26/2007, 11:45 PM
i'm shocked that duct tape and bailing wire wasn't involved in the making of the bottle
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 11:48 PM
i'm shocked that duct tape and bailing wire wasn't involved in the making of the bottle
used that in rhe diaper thingy
Folks I swear this is a true story !
dolemitesooner
6/27/2007, 02:42 PM
Ahhhh yes.... Nothing like sucking on a condom.









Did I just say that? :eek:



:D
HOW YOU DOIN?:cool:
dolemitesooner
6/27/2007, 02:43 PM
Aint seen the Momma in like 3 hrs :eek: :mad:
So I tied a towel on his lil fatass . Got that settled . Then he starts crying and Me an the other drunk dude figure hes hungry
we say WTF ?
So I dig out a NEW condom wash it out good , take a beer bottle wash it out good Put in some warm milk Tie the condom off with Bread ties . Lil ****er has sucked a condom and went to sleep :cool: :pop:
Neccesity is the Mother of invention
YOU HAVE TO be ****ing kidding ME
TopDaugIn2000
6/27/2007, 02:46 PM
what are two drunk old bastages like you doing with a condom anyway????


wait, don't answer that. I don't wanna know.
dolemitesooner
6/27/2007, 02:47 PM
what are two drunk old bastages like you doing with a condom anyway????


wait, don't answer that. I don't wanna know.
He talks about hitting the crazy old wenchs all the time