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Osce0la
6/26/2007, 11:00 AM
This is the kind of thing that can get you fired, but anyway...

I got this in my work email yesterday:


This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at
USC.


There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed
atheist.


His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester to
prove that God couldn't exist.


His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable
logic.


Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone
against him because of his reputation.


At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his class of
300 students, "If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand
up!"


In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to
do next. He would say, "Because anyone who believes in God is a fool".


If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground
and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can't
do it."


And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the
classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces.


All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare.


Most of the students thought that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number
of Christians had slipped through, but! for 20 years, they had been too
afraid to stand up.


Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to enroll.


He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about his professor.


He was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid. But for
three months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the
courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or what the class
thought.


Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith...he hoped.


Finally, the day came. ! The professor said, "If there is anyone here who
still believes in God, stand up!" The professor and the class of 300 people
looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom.


The professor shouted, "You FOOL!!!


If God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit
the ground!"


He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his
fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and
off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The
professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the
young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall.


The young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and
shared his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and
listened as he told of God's love for them and of His power through Jesus.



You have 2 choices:


1. Delete this and never look at it again.


2. Pass this along to your Christian and non-Christian friends, giving them
encouragement we all need every day.


When you choose option 2, you have chosen to STAND UP.


In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a
little different:


This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you
thinking.............


Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why
the world's going to hell.


Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what
the Bible says.


Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have
to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?


Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow
Satan


(who, by the way, also "believes" in God ).


Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand! jokes through e-mail and they
spread like wildfire,


but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice
about sharing.


Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school
and workplace.


Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be
an invisible
Christian the rest of the week.


Are you laughing? !


Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send
it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe,
or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

I didn't pass it on...

Hamhock
6/26/2007, 11:05 AM
I didn't pass it on...


why do you hate the baby Jesus?

slickdawg
6/26/2007, 11:06 AM
slickwife got the infamous "they are giving all the cell numbers to telemarketers in 12 days" e-mail.

I sent her the link to the snopes and the FTC article debunking that, and told her to send them as "reply all"

M
6/26/2007, 11:07 AM
I don't get much chain mail from co-workers, but every now and then this one lady will send me one, usually with a religious theme. This lady is a little "older," pretty religious and generally on the nice side. She will put one person's name in the "to" line and BCC me and whoever else she is sending it to. Do you think she's trying to tell me something?

Viking Kitten
6/26/2007, 11:09 AM
I don't get much chain mail from co-workers, but every now and then this one lady will send me one, usually with a religious theme. This lady is a little "older," pretty religious and generally on the nice side. She will put one person's name in the "to" line and BCC me and whoever else she is sending it to. Do you think she's trying to tell me something?

What am I, chopped liver? :(

colleyvillesooner
6/26/2007, 11:12 AM
slickwife got the infamous "they are giving all the cell numbers to telemarketers in 12 days" e-mail.

I sent her the link to the snopes and the FTC article debunking that, and told her to send them as "reply all"

Colleywife has finally just started checking snopes on her own. :D

Frozen Sooner
6/26/2007, 11:16 AM
'Cause you really think that a client needs protection from broadswords?

slickdawg
6/26/2007, 11:16 AM
Colleywife has finally just started checking snopes on her own. :D


I will have that talk with slickwife tonight.

M
6/26/2007, 11:17 AM
What am I, chopped liver? :(


The context of these forwarded e-mails is either 1) live life without regrets, 2) trust in God, 3) some urban legend about a "new" method criminals are using to attack women and 4) your girlfriends are the bestest!

There, I saved you several minutes of gushy reading and some space in your inbox.

OUDoc
6/26/2007, 11:30 AM
There, I saved you some space in your inbox.
:eek: Go on...

Viking Kitten
6/26/2007, 11:36 AM
The context of these forwarded e-mails is either 1) live life without regrets, 2) trust in God, 3) some urban legend about a "new" method criminals are using to attack women and 4) your girlfriends are the bestest!

There, I saved you several minutes of gushy reading and some space in your inbox.

Well, at the very least I'd like to get the ones about methods for attacking women. I'm always up for trying new things.

yermom
6/26/2007, 12:16 PM
those probably came from you anyway

soonerinabilene
6/26/2007, 12:25 PM
Yeah I got one like that, except instead of the chalk breaking, it was " if you are real knock me down off my feet right now". all of a sudden a marine in his class gets up and knocks the guy out. When he wakes up the prof says " what was that for" and the marine says" God's busy protecting the boys overseas, so he sent me."

OUDoc
6/26/2007, 12:27 PM
I like your true ending better.

Osce0la
6/26/2007, 12:28 PM
Yeah I got one like that, except instead of the chalk breaking, it was " if you are real knock me down off my feet right now". all of a sudden a marine in his class gets up and knocks the guy out. When he wakes up the prof says " what was that for" and the marine says" God's busy protecting the boys overseas, so he sent me."
I like this one...:D

crawfish
6/26/2007, 12:46 PM
It doesn't offer a lot of virus protection.

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