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VeeJay
6/26/2007, 07:56 AM
Paris Hilton was released from her lengthy prison sentence just after midnight. Hard labor didn't appear to have taken its toll on the wealthy socialite - she sprinted from the Big House to her mum's Escalade in a stunning Prada ensemble.

I turned on the TV this morning and that's what I see.

Damnit it all to a slow news day. Couldn't Israel have bombed something, just to push this broad off the front page?
Howzit
6/26/2007, 08:03 AM
I have lost all hope for the American public. There is a reason that **** like this and Anna Nicole Smith's death circus is plastered everywhere - because there is a market for it.
OUDoc
6/26/2007, 08:04 AM
Israel could have attacked Paris' jail. That woulda been cool. If she was in it.
SoonerJack
6/26/2007, 11:23 AM
Yeah, OUDoc. You'd think after all we've done for them they could at least help us out with something like this.
OUinFLA
6/26/2007, 05:12 PM
Israelies probe Paris
VeeJay
6/26/2007, 05:22 PM
Well, everybody else has done it.
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 05:34 PM
Well, everybody else has done it.
I havnt :mad: or maybe :D
Osce0la
6/26/2007, 07:25 PM
Israel could have attacked Paris' jail. That woulda been cool. If she was in it.
Hell, she wasn't even in there long enough for them to find the address of the jail and plan an attack...by the time they would have been able to fly here she would've been out already...
AlbqSooner
6/26/2007, 07:51 PM
Hell, she wasn't even in there long enough for them to find the address of the jail and plan an attack...by the time they would have been able to fly here she would've been out already...
You seriously underestimate Mossada.
OU Adonis
6/26/2007, 08:54 PM
You seriously underestimate Mossada.

Yes, and he also underestimates the Israeli Secrete Service as well!
VeeJay
6/26/2007, 10:56 PM
You never know which direction a thread will take.