View Full Version : The bastage never called
TopDaugIn2000
6/24/2007, 10:46 PM
I just might not go thru his gate tomorrow mornin :mad:
hurricane'bone
6/24/2007, 10:47 PM
Such. a. bastard.
royalfan5
6/24/2007, 10:55 PM
Maybe he plays for the same team?
I just might not go thru his gate tomorrow mornin :mad:
That'd be fitting, since he didn't go through yours...
SleestakSooner
6/24/2007, 11:05 PM
That'd be fitting, since he didn't go through yours...
OH... SNAP!
Could be a blessing in disguise, he might be related to Sic Em or something.
Tailwind
6/24/2007, 11:07 PM
He's prolly on his message board, asking his peeps if he should call you.
Suerreal
6/24/2007, 11:12 PM
Um, he might be married and enjoy flirting?
royalfan5
6/24/2007, 11:13 PM
He's prolly on his message board, asking his peeps if he should call you.
orangepower.com?
Soonerus
6/24/2007, 11:14 PM
I thought you said he called...
Tailwind
6/24/2007, 11:27 PM
orangepower.com?
Hey, take your pick...ther're only a couple million of 'em out there.:D
goingoneight
6/25/2007, 12:48 AM
orangepower.com?
I'm sure TopDaug has better taste than that. :texan:
crawfish
6/25/2007, 07:39 AM
The guy is smooove.
VeeJay
6/25/2007, 07:48 AM
Yep - he's playing you like a cheap fiddle.
You should give him another Post-It note reading "Don't bother calling. I changed my number, ya loser."
MamaMia
6/25/2007, 08:02 AM
Damn him.
OU4LIFE
6/25/2007, 08:28 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/9475675/TheCareFactory.bmp
oh, and ;)
nmsoonergirl
6/25/2007, 08:39 AM
I'm voting for married. I bet he calls again from work at some point this week....
Drive thru his lane holding up a pic of the secks chair with a line drawn through it.
Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line
when I dial my baby's number, there's a click every time.
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 09:08 AM
oh, and ;)
:P :P :P
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 09:10 AM
I bet he calls again from work at some point this week....
you couldn't be any more correct.
frankensooner
6/25/2007, 09:11 AM
If you gave it to him late in the week, he is observing the 3 day rule. If you don't hear from him by Tuesday, write him off.
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 09:36 AM
I sent him a text asking if he's married. he replied "no sweetie, I'm single cause I choose to be"
WTF does that mean?!?!?!?!?!?!
Howzit
6/25/2007, 09:37 AM
'yes.'
Hatfield
6/25/2007, 09:43 AM
I sent him a text asking if he's married. he replied "no sweetie, I'm single cause I choose to be"
WTF does that mean?!?!?!?!?!?!
it means you should probably go ahead and delete his number from your memory (both phone and head)
springs sooner
6/25/2007, 09:46 AM
he's gay.
now if you would have let the SO get a look at him and vote you could have avoided this.
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 09:47 AM
he must be a player.
Hamhock
6/25/2007, 09:52 AM
I sent him a text asking if he's married. he replied "no sweetie, I'm single cause I choose to be"
WTF does that mean?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm not married, but my wife is.
Sooner24
6/25/2007, 09:57 AM
Well at least it's not like you have invested a lot of time in him unlike Achmed.
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 09:57 AM
WORD.
and it's not like I sat around waiting on the phone to ring either. I made other "arrangements"
OU4LIFE
6/25/2007, 10:05 AM
ah, the old 'D' cell arrangement....
good for you.
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 10:08 AM
not even.
Did you go through his gate?
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 10:16 AM
nope. he wasn't at his usual spot this morning.
and if he is a player, he needs to work on his pickup lines. "I'm single cause I choose to be" is pretty lame.
Newbomb Turk
6/25/2007, 10:19 AM
not even.
"C" cell, right?
soonervegas
6/25/2007, 10:23 AM
Is marriage a deal killer?
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 10:24 AM
YES
Hamhock
6/25/2007, 10:27 AM
"C" cell, right?
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50347878/Car_Battery.jpg
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 10:39 AM
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50347878/Car_Battery.jpg
I'm no longer with Achmed.....keep up
OU4LIFE
6/25/2007, 10:44 AM
kick start?
Did you go through his gate?
Sounding like he won't be going through hers.
TD, you should let him know that he missed his chance of you playing with his night-stick by not calling.
Maybe, he'll get the hint. Then tell him, next time don't FUMBLE!!!!!!
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 11:01 AM
I'll give him another day or 2, then move on to the next victim
RacerX
6/25/2007, 12:02 PM
If you gave it to him late in the week, he is observing the 3 day rule. If you don't hear from him by Tuesday, write him off.
Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Six days.
Viking Kitten
6/25/2007, 12:05 PM
RacerX is money and he doesn't even know it.
RacerX
6/25/2007, 12:52 PM
That movie is timeless.
VeeJay
6/25/2007, 02:09 PM
Do you need some tips for stalking?
dolemitesooner
6/25/2007, 02:12 PM
I sent him a text asking if he's married. he replied "no sweetie, I'm single cause I choose to be"
WTF does that mean?!?!?!?!?!?!
WOW:eek:
dolemitesooner
6/25/2007, 02:14 PM
Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Six days.
greatness
olevetonahill
6/25/2007, 02:15 PM
Post HIS number .:D
dolemitesooner
6/25/2007, 02:16 PM
DO IT....at least peemmm it to me I will send him some salty messages...NOW
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 02:19 PM
if he doesnt' call in the next day or two, I'll let you guys have at him
dolemitesooner
6/25/2007, 02:20 PM
yes
silverwheels
6/25/2007, 02:22 PM
So, let me get this straight: TD, you are a redhead, are you not? And he didn't call?
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 02:23 PM
So, let me get this straight: TD, you are a redhead, are you not? And he didn't call?
yeah, sure beats the hell outta me.
silverwheels
6/25/2007, 02:24 PM
I take that to mean he's either gay or he wants to be.
VeeJay
6/25/2007, 02:25 PM
if he doesnt' call in the next day or two, I'll let you guys have at him
Evidently he don't know who he's messin' with.
We'll neg his *** all the way back to the stone age.
dolemitesooner
6/25/2007, 02:25 PM
yeah, sure beats the hell outta me.
You are so not a red head. Why you got to lie to Silver wheels?
soonerbrat
6/25/2007, 02:26 PM
Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Six days.
that is so money
soonerbrat
6/25/2007, 02:27 PM
VEGAS, BABY!
YES! VEGAS!!!!
MONDAY!!!
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 02:28 PM
You are so not a red head. Why you got to lie to Silver wheels?
ok, so it's AUBURN, but gets more red in the summertime.
and I can prove it.
Hamhock
6/25/2007, 02:29 PM
i thought your hair is brown?
dolemitesooner
6/25/2007, 02:31 PM
ok, so it's AUBURN, but gets more red in the summertime.
and I can prove it.
cough...yep BULL****....COUGH
Tear Down This Wall
6/25/2007, 02:34 PM
We're still talking about the security guard, right?
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 02:34 PM
yes
Tear Down This Wall
6/25/2007, 02:38 PM
:)
if he doesnt' call in the next day or two, I'll let you guys have at him
Sounds like that's just the sort of thing that Officer Honcho would like...
Mixer!
6/25/2007, 02:42 PM
ok, so it's http://www.secchallenge.com/Schools/Auburn/logo.jpg, but gets more http://www.secchallenge.com/Schools/Alabama/logo.jpg in the summertime.
and I can prove it.
;)
soonerbrat
6/25/2007, 03:06 PM
don't date a security guard. srsly.
I don't think she wanted to date him...:D
Scott D
6/25/2007, 03:23 PM
I take that to mean he's either dolemitesooner or he wants to be.
:eek:
crawfish
6/25/2007, 03:44 PM
ok, so it's AUBURN, but gets more red in the summertime.
and I can prove it.
I don't think those kind of pics are allowed anymore. :O
olevetonahill
6/25/2007, 03:56 PM
I don't think those kind of pics are allowed anymore. :O
Can on slicks site , just sayin
don't date a security guard. srsly.
Who said anything about dating?
;)
reevie
6/25/2007, 04:54 PM
So TD, which gate guard is it? Want me to pummel him for you when I go through?
That'd be fitting, since he didn't go through yours...
Sounding like he won't be going through hers.
I don't think she wanted to date him...:D
Who said anything about dating?
;)
Is there a freakin' echo in here, or is it just me?
silverwheels
6/25/2007, 05:40 PM
That'd be fitting, since he didn't go through yours...
Sounding like he won't be going through hers...
I don't think she wanted to date him...:D
Who said anything about dating?
;)
Is there a freakin' echo in here, or is it just me?
TopDaugIn2000
6/25/2007, 10:11 PM
he called, wants to go out to dinner tomorrow night. we'll see if he's bein for real or not.
Sooner24
6/25/2007, 10:14 PM
He heard about the secks chair!!!
OU Adonis
6/25/2007, 10:16 PM
That is a pretty slow play.
hurricane'bone
6/25/2007, 10:37 PM
First Date on a Tuesday?
Sounds like a "night out with the guys" cover. ;) :D
Sooner24
6/25/2007, 10:40 PM
First Date on a Tuesday?
Sounds like a "night out with the guys" cover. ;) :D
Doesn't Buffalo Wild Wings have a Tuesday special?
Chuck Bao
6/26/2007, 12:40 AM
I really hope this date with Mr. I'm-single-cuz-I-choose-to-be works out.
This is the best thread ever at the Oval, in my opinion.
Major cahonies for leaving your phone number and posting about it, even if it doesn't work out.
Seriously.
reevie
6/26/2007, 06:46 AM
This is the best thread ever at the Oval, in my opinion.
Major cahonies for leaving your phone number and posting about it, even if it doesn't work out.
Seriously.
Yep. You nailed it.
OU4LIFE
6/26/2007, 07:17 AM
best thread ever?
man, you'se guy's standards are way too low....or this place has gone in the crapper.
TopDaugIn2000
6/26/2007, 08:04 AM
ehhh, I didn't have anything better to do. thought I'd reveal how pathetic my social life is. it's not SicEm pathetic, but still pretty sad.
OU4LIFE
6/26/2007, 08:07 AM
nothing can compete with Sic'em pathetic.
no.thing.
ehhh, I didn't have anything better to do. thought I'd reveal how pathetic my social life is. it's not SicEm pathetic, but still pretty sad.
how can a secks chair be pathetic?
Just sayin'
:twinkies:
TopDaugIn2000
6/26/2007, 08:09 AM
how can a secks chair be pathetic?
Just sayin'
:twinkies:
when it's empty.....
OU4LIFE
6/26/2007, 08:11 AM
when it's used for watching tv.
TopDaugIn2000
6/26/2007, 08:12 AM
unless it's pron
Sooner24
6/26/2007, 08:18 AM
unless it's pron
Being alone in a secks chair watching pron is Sic'em pathetic. :pop:
TopDaugIn2000
6/26/2007, 08:19 AM
I didn't mean alone watching pron......
T.D. also means Touchdown!!!! (in a secks chair...watching pron)
That is a pretty slow play.
At least he's playin', Mr. Revoke My Man Card. ;)
Boomer.....
6/26/2007, 09:20 AM
He's just playing hard to get.
Hamhock
6/26/2007, 09:50 AM
best thread ever?
man, you'se guy's standards are way too low....or this place has gone in the crapper.
i totally agree.
one particular thread comes to mind....
TopDaugIn2000
6/26/2007, 08:54 PM
He didn't call about dinner. He's toast. Moving on to the next victim.
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 09:12 PM
He didn't call about dinner. He's toast. Moving on to the next victim.
Give us the Bastages # NOW
hurricane'bone
6/26/2007, 09:29 PM
Figures...
soonerboomer93
6/26/2007, 09:54 PM
I didn't mean alone watching pron......
yeah, she's got the dogs around...
Scott D
6/26/2007, 10:00 PM
He didn't call about dinner. He's toast. Moving on to the next victim.
that's about as surprising as SicEm not getting laid.
TopDaugIn2000
6/26/2007, 10:07 PM
what's THAT supposed to mean?!?!?!?! :mad:
Soonerus
6/26/2007, 10:24 PM
tough luck...
OU Adonis
6/26/2007, 10:31 PM
At least he's playin', Mr. Revoke My Man Card. ;)
Haha so true. Maybe I should wait a week?
OU Adonis
6/26/2007, 10:34 PM
He didn't call about dinner. He's toast. Moving on to the next victim.
http://www.horror-wood.com/bs.htm3.jpg
VeeJay
6/26/2007, 10:51 PM
As a measure of last resort, you could ask him why he's not a real cop.
olevetonahill
6/26/2007, 11:26 PM
Give us his # Now . ;)
LoyalFan
6/26/2007, 11:28 PM
when it's empty.....
Yewwwwww betcha!
Circa 2003 I bought a Sybian (not kidding here) to "console" my sweetie when I was away on bassfishing/hunting misadventures. Well, a few weeks later she died suddenly at age 34 so here sat this, er, "device", taking up considerable space. Not only a poignant reminder but needed regular dusting.
For those who dunno 'bout them things...
NOTE: NSFW! NSFC! NSFSicEm!
(I removed the link, so just type in "Sybian" and hit Search if you've just gotta know.)
Coulda bought five or six good reels for that money.
LF
dolemitesooner
6/27/2007, 05:18 AM
I went thru his gate this morning, but thru a different line. When I told the guy "thank you" mr. no call looked up all wild, I guess he recognized my voice. I just smiled at the OTHER guy and drove away.
that'll show HIM!
You got stood up. Can I have his number
Tear Down This Wall
6/27/2007, 05:41 AM
Boobs. Nippley, nippley boobs.
I got nuthin'....
soonerbrat
6/27/2007, 06:01 AM
Doesn't Buffalo Wild Wings have a Tuesday special?
35 cent wings
Petro-Sooner
6/27/2007, 08:14 AM
He didn't call about dinner. He's toast. Moving on to the next victim.
What a dorkus. Flash him next time you pass by and yell out. YOU COULD HAVE HAD THESE!!!
springs sooner
6/27/2007, 08:17 AM
what his "partner" would not let him out of the house?
sooner_born_1960
6/27/2007, 08:18 AM
What was I thinking? Payday isn't til today. How about dinner tonight?
TopDaugIn2000
6/27/2007, 08:19 AM
I went thru his gate this morning, but thru a different line. When I told the guy "thank you" mr. no call looked up all wild, I guess he recognized my voice. I just smiled at the OTHER guy and drove away.
that'll show HIM!
OU4LIFE
6/27/2007, 08:19 AM
the things people 'share' on here astound me....
Sooner24
6/27/2007, 11:41 AM
35 cent wings
He probably only had enough money for his and didn't want TD2k to have to watch him eat.
dolemitesooner
6/27/2007, 11:43 AM
NUMBER
TopDaugIn2000
6/27/2007, 11:56 AM
he'll stand you up.......
dolemitesooner
6/27/2007, 11:58 AM
he'll stand you up.......
I LIKE BREASTS AND VAGINA.....i JUST WANT TO RANDOMLY AND TEXT SOME BODY....THIS WILL BE FUN ..COME ON
Hamhock
6/27/2007, 12:00 PM
the things people 'share' on here astound me....
i pluck my nose hairs. sometimes it makes my eyes water really bad.
TopDaugIn2000
6/27/2007, 12:01 PM
my eyes water when I get my eyebrows waxed, so I know the feeling
Sooner24
6/27/2007, 02:31 PM
I like to eat hamburgers with regular yellow mustard better than spicy mustard.
Sooner24
6/27/2007, 02:32 PM
Sometimes, when I am driving, if no one is around, I will change lanes and not signal.
dolemitesooner
6/27/2007, 02:33 PM
You know what ....when my roomate is not home I skeet all over his pillows.
Petro-Sooner
6/27/2007, 02:33 PM
Sometimes, when I am driving, if no one is around, I will change lanes and not signal.
Man 24, you should chill with the road rage. Its not healthy.
Sooner24
6/27/2007, 02:36 PM
Man 24, you should chill with the road rage. Its not healthy.
Think that's bad, I usually set my cruise control at 73 on the interstate. :cool:
Scott D
6/27/2007, 06:42 PM
what's THAT supposed to mean?!?!?!?! :mad:
That to me, him not calling about dinner is about as clockwork as SicEm putting on his patheticness outfit and typing on SF.com.
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