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Czar Soonerov
6/22/2007, 06:19 PM
Alaskan man pleads guilty to selling seal penises

An Alaska man has pleaded guilty to selling more than 100 fur seal "oosiks" – or penises – to a local gift shop that intended to sell the items as an aphrodisiac.

Michael Richard Zacharof, an Aleut and former tribal president from the Bering Sea village of St. Paul, pleaded guilty this week to one count of violating the Marine Mammal Protection Act.

Federal law forbids the sale of any raw marine mammal parts unless they have been crafted into pieces of Alaska Native artwork.

In Zacharof's case, the former tribal leader sold the raw seal penises to a gift shop catering to customers from Asia. The shop then sold the items for about $100 each, according to the Justice Department.

Assistant US Attorney Andrea Steward said seal penis bones, also known as seal sticks, are believed to have properties similar to erectile dysfunction drugs like Viagra.

Zacharof faces a possible one-year prison term and a $20,000 fine, the US Attorney's office said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4103352a4560.html

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StoopTroup
6/22/2007, 06:20 PM
LMAO.
Frozen Sooner
6/22/2007, 06:23 PM
:lol:

Even better, one of the girls that was kicked off the bus in Portland for making out with her girlfriend is named like Mikha Rich or something.
SteelClip49
6/22/2007, 06:25 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Seal2007.gif

Heidi Klum has 1 that hasn't sold
M
6/22/2007, 06:29 PM
I tell you what, nothing gets me more in the mood than whipping out my oosik.
SteelClip49
6/22/2007, 06:30 PM
Had he not been caught, might have needed to warn SEAL BEACH in California.
Viking Kitten
6/22/2007, 08:33 PM
The hell? (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4103247a4560.html)
Frozen Sooner
6/22/2007, 08:37 PM
Pshaw. One man's "masturbation marathon" is another man's "masturbation fun run."
Viking Kitten
6/22/2007, 08:38 PM
That story reminds me of that bear on Conan O'Brien.
VeeJay
6/23/2007, 07:58 AM
The hell? (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4103247a4560.html)

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Ya just don't understand what it is to be a man....