Nekkie Death from 50 ft. up

[OzarkSooner]

Perhaps the only thing worse than falling off a building and dying is being naked and having the same thing happen as a result of risky secks. Oh, the humanity!

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,284955,00.html

S.C. Cops: Naked Couple Falls 50 Feet From Rooftop to Their Deaths
Wednesday, June 20, 2007

COLUMBIA, S.C. —

Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.

[CUinNC]

Sad, but I hope they "finished" on the way down:D

[M]

at least they went out with a bang! :P

[StoopTroup]

There once was a man named Adair
That was ****ing his bitch on the roof
But the footing was weak,
When he doubled his stroke
And he finished her off in midair

[slickdawg]

talk about rough sechs!

[OU4LIFE]

you mean roof secks.

[Suerreal]

Probably too late to nominate them for a Darwin Award...

[Viking Kitten]

Probably too late to nominate them for a Darwin Award...

If it's truly a Darwin Award, isn't post mortem the best time to nominate them?

[Suerreal]

Post mortem is a requirement (although I think they give honorable mentions to people who maim themselves in such a way as to prevent reproduction)

By too late, I mean that surely someone else has done it already. . .

[Viking Kitten]

Ah, gotcha. You could always write a strongly worded support letter though.

[picasso]

would be an odd funeral to attend.

"John loved life, and work, and wimmens."

[Viking Kitten]

would be an odd funeral to attend.

"John loved life, and work, and wimmens."

"He died doing what he loved."

[Mjcpr]

"He died doing who he loved."

RIP, dude.

[slickdawg]

OSHA says "see what happens when you **** around on the roof?"

[Jimminy Crimson]

Bob, that's not what I'd call a happy ending.

[C&CDean]

Is this what they call a roofie?

[OklahomaRed]

I wonder how far down they were before they realized that "rush" was coming from something else? If you gotta go, that's the way to do it. :D

[Osce0la]

Couldn't afford plane tickets, so they tried to join the 50 foot club instead of the Mile High?

[BU BEAR]

Wonder what Masters and Johnson would say about this.

[OU4LIFE]

He took "I want you inside me" a little TOO literally.

[slickdawg]

I wonder who was on top.

[crawfish]

I wonder who was on top.

In the end, I imagine it was changing every few seconds. :texan:

[Hamhock]

i wonder what the last thing was that went through her mind?

[Harry Beanbag]

i wonder what the last thing was that went through her mind?


His ***?

[tulsaoilerfan]

This is some pretty funny **** right here. :)

[Suerreal]

Just follow up -

I did send the story in for consideration of a Darwin Award, but got this response:

Hello!

The story you submitted, Naked Couple Falls 50 Feet FromRoof, was
reviewed by moderators
but unfortunately was not accepted for inclusion in the archives.
If you are interested, you can read the moderator comments here:

Right now:
http://DarwinAwards.com/reject/new/pending20070620-111315.html
Later on: http://DarwinAwards.com/slush//pending20070620-111315.html

Thank you for sharing this tale of stupidity with us.

[SoonerStormchaser]

THose people need to remove themselves from the genepool for rejecting an obvious nominee.

[Suerreal]

It was only rejected because it was a duplicate - someone else beat me to it.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Oh ok...