Hawt guy at the gate

[TopDaugIn2000]

I've been a little friendly lately with one of the security guys at the gate, and he seems to be friendly back. I'm not sure if he's just an outgoing person, or if he's interested. I find myself looking to see what line he's in, and always trying to go thru his. He even knows my name now, before looking at my badge. He even told me I was "lookin good today Miss TD2K". For all I know he's married with a dozen kids, who knows.

Should I.......

[bri]

Low-cut shirt, mention the chair.

YWIA.

[King Crimson]

sounds like he's interested to me.

[TopDaugIn2000]

if I pass him my # I gotta be sneaky about it. there are cameras on them at all times and stuff.

[crawfish]

Carry metal through the detector so he can give you a pat-down.

[Mjcpr]

if I pass him my # I gotta be sneaky about it. there are cameras on them at all times and stuff.

Probably because they're ex-cons.

[crawfish]

Does he carry a big stick?

[TopDaugIn2000]

Does he carry a big stick?

why do you think I'm interested?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :hot:

[Beef]

Put your phone number on a post-it note on your ID badge. If he takes it, jackpot.

[TopDaugIn2000]

that's a good idea beef. I'll try that. Thanks.

[VeeJay]

I voted for the stalk.

Everyone should be on the receiving end of a good stalking once in a while.

Give it to him good.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I was on the receiving end several months ago, so I know exactly how it's done.

[JohnnyMack]

I was on the receiving end several months ago, so I know exactly how it's done.

I bet you were.

[King Crimson]

cameras shameras.

[VeeJay]

I was on the receiving end once, earlier in my career. Our building janitor lady claimed to some girls once, and this got back to me:

"If I ever see that VJ walking across the parking lot by himself, I'm gonna go out there and rape his white a$s."

It was unsettling. This lady was huge. I'm not sure I could have fought her off.

[JohnnyMack]

I was on the receiving end once, earlier in my career. Our building janitor lady claimed to some girls once, and this got back to me:

"If I ever see that VJ walking across the parking lot by himself, I'm gonna go out there and rape his white a$s."

It was unsettling. This lady was huge. I'm not sure I could have fought her off.

Sounds like you were asking for it to me.

:pop:

[TopDaugIn2000]

I bet you were.

OF THE STALKER!!!!!! Sicko

[yermom]

you gave it up to the stalker?

[OUDoc]

I was on the receiving end once, earlier in my career. Our building janitor lady claimed to some girls once, and this got back to me:

"If I ever see that VJ walking across the parking lot by himself, I'm gonna go out there and rape his white a$s."

It was unsettling. This lady was huge. I'm not sure I could have fought her off.
Did you wear lots of low-cut shirts?

[TopDaugIn2000]

you gave it up to the stalker?

unfortunately, yes. which is probably why he later became my stalker....I'm that good.

[Chuck Bao]

Is this at the Frankfurt airport? Because if its the same guy, he does that to whole body search thing to everyone. After my first time, I was expecting a marriage proposal.

[TopDaugIn2000]

unfortunately not at Frankfurt, but I wonder what it would take to get searched.......

[Osce0la]

Jeebus woman, he just wants some banana bread...:rolleyes:

[Howzit]

Cross one eye the next time you talk to him. That turns guys on.

[Tear Down This Wall]

You do realize you're flirting with a security guard, right?

[TopDaugIn2000]

You do realize you're flirting with a security guard, right?

what's wrong with that....he's hawt

[King Crimson]

we should bomb Angel Cabrera.

[Petro-Sooner]

The El Salvadorians I tell you.

[springs sooner]

Does he have handcuffs?

[Tear Down This Wall]

what's wrong with that....he's hawt

There are no "hawt" guys with more gainful employement anywhere in OKC? I mean, if you want to be the one who eventually picks up the tab for everything, go for it. But, there's this whole other world out there of guys with careers who will be able to pay for everything...and possibly allow you to not have to work.

On the other hand, if you're just looking for a temporary diversion...he sounds perfect.

Just sayin'....

[TopDaugIn2000]

Does he have handcuffs?


I'll have to get back to ya on that one

if so, he might have to bring his work home sometime....

[crawfish]

Carry metal through the detector so he can give you a pat-down.

This was comedy gold, people. :mad:

[TopDaugIn2000]

There are no "hawt" guys with more gainful employement anywhere in OKC? I mean, if you want to be the one who eventually picks up the tab for everything, go for it. But, there's this whole other world out there of guys with careers who will be able to pay for everything...and possibly allow you to not have to work.

On the other hand, if you're just looking for a temporary diversion...he sounds perfect.

Just sayin'....

I'm not lookin for a sugar daddy. I take care of myself. I have a job, a house, a car, etc. Achmed made quite a bit more than I did, but he saved every penny and was downright frugal. and I'm not looking for a husband right now anyway, I just like to go out and have a good time.

[Tear Down This Wall]

and I'm not looking for a husband right now anyway, I just like to go out and have a good time.

There you have it, then. You've answered your own querstion. Give him your number and a ham sandwich. He won't be able to resist.

[JohnnyMack]

This was comedy gold, people. :mad:

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper243/stills/6459h16n.jpg

[TopDaugIn2000]

and call me crazy, but I'd go nuts if I didn't work. I'm NOT the stay at home soccer mom house wife kinda gal. I didn't go to college to get my MRS., I can make a good living for myself.

[VeeJay]

Did you wear lots of low-cut shirts?

No. Beer gut sexiness and butt carckage.

[TopDaugIn2000]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, sexy

[NormanPride]

All of the security guards at my place are old. This guy isn't old, is he?

[yermom]

and call me crazy, but I'd go nuts if I didn't work. I'm NOT the stay at home soccer mom house wife kinda gal. I didn't go to college to get my MRS., I can make a good living for myself.

you'll stay in the kitchen and like it, missy!

[Tear Down This Wall]

and call me crazy, but I'd go nuts if I didn't work.

Okay..."crazy."

[JohnnyMack]

you'll stay in the kitchen and like it, missy!

Does the secks chair have wheels on it?

[TopDaugIn2000]

no, he's not old. not many of them are around here.

[OCUDad]

Too much talking about this. So get off the computer and get on the guard. Pronto.

[royalfan5]

I think becoming a stalker would add that extra dimension of crazy/mystery that would make eventual chair use more memorable.

[OCUDad]

Ever notice that TD2K's occupation is "chair harlet," and TDTW's location is "Chair"? Coincidence? I think not.

[StoopTroup]

Why wasn't "Flash Him" an option?

[TopDaugIn2000]

oops, sorry I can't edit the poll

[StoopTroup]

I knew it would be the one you'd use....lol...

[TopDaugIn2000]

didn't say I wouldnt' consider it though....

[StoopTroup]

Riiiiiiiiiight....lol

http://avs193.myweb.uga.edu/chris_files/image002.jpg

[mdklatt]

You do realize you're flirting with a security guard, right?


Why do you hate the troops?

[TopDaugIn2000]

they're not all troops, some are civilians.

and he even gets to carry a gun. :hot:

[sitzpinkler]

There are no "hawt" guys with more gainful employement anywhere in OKC? I mean, if you want to be the one who eventually picks up the tab for everything, go for it. But, there's this whole other world out there of guys with careers who will be able to pay for everything...and possibly allow you to not have to work.

On the other hand, if you're just looking for a temporary diversion...he sounds perfect.

Just sayin'....

The base security guards aren't making minimum wage or anything. From what I've heard, they start at $17 per hour. That's not rich by any means, but I don't think it's as bad as what your making it out to be.

[TopDaugIn2000]

true, it's not like I work at the mall or something.....

[SicEmBaylor]

Wait, what is this "secks chair" people refer to?

[TopDaugIn2000]

Corbu lounge chair.

I has it.

http://designwithinreach.com/images/zoom/zm_8099_1.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

Corbu lounge chair.

I has it.

http://designwithinreach.com/images/zoom/zm_8099_1.jpg
Ohhh, that looks comfy. I don't like the modernish look, but that looks like a comfy chair.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I don't like the modernish look

go sit in the corner.

[Hamhock]

Corbu lounge chair.

I has it.

http://designwithinreach.com/images/zoom/zm_8099_1.jpg


It looks like an un-sex chair. if you're laying on it, isn't your groinal area kinda hard to get to?

[mdklatt]

It looks like an un-sex chair. if you're laying on it, isn't your groinal area kinda hard to get to?

Think cowgirl. Or perhaps reverse cowgirl. :texan:

[yermom]

Think cowboy. Or perhaps reverse cowboy. :texan:

you and doleo seem to get this confused a lot ;)

it's cowgirl

NTTAWWT

[SicEmBaylor]

you and doleo seem to get this confused a lot ;)

it's cowgirl

NTTAWWT
I'm just confused in general. I'm going to see myself out of this thread.

[silverwheels]

Or she could lay on her stomach with her head where the legs usually go.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'm just confused in general. I'm going to see myself out of this thread.

thank you

[mdklatt]

you and doleo seem to get this confused a lot ;)

it's cowgirl

NTTAWWT

:O :O :O :O

[Osce0la]

I'm just confused in general. I'm going to see myself out of this thread.
SicEm confused by a thread talking about sex, who woulda guessed :rolleyes:

[Tear Down This Wall]

Ever notice that TD2K's occupation is "chair harlet," and TDTW's location is "Chair"? Coincidence? I think not.

The secret's out! :eek:

[TopDaugIn2000]

oh ****

[dolemitesooner]

you and doleo seem to get this confused a lot ;)

it's cowgirl

NTTAWWT
Its is Cowboy when its me and you

[TopDaugIn2000]

brokeback mountain?

[crawfish]

I think this thread's gone as far as it should.

[dolemitesooner]

brokeback mountain?
For some reason when I am on top he wants me to call myself a cowgirl ....I dont get it

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

TD should cruise the base softball/soccer fields on the NW corner of the base (29th & Sooner) about 7:00pm.

Just a random thought.

[Petro-Sooner]

I think this thread's gone as far as it should.

What do you mean? When do threads go over the line? :D

[TopDaugIn2000]

TD should cruise the base softball/soccer fields on the NW corner of the base (29th & Sooner) about 7:00pm.

Just a random thought.

oh reeeeeeeeeeeeeealy

[JohnnyMack]

Horn dogs.

[dolemitesooner]

I love corn dawgs.....Ohh and horn dog woman for that matter

[TopDaugIn2000]

ok, so I have my number written on a little post it and I'll put it on my badge next time I go thru his line.

[Mjcpr]

Use it as a pastie.

[dolemitesooner]

ok, so I have my number written on a little post it and I'll put it on my badge next time I go thru his line.
Thats a pretty surefire way to get pumped in the butt

[Petro-Sooner]

Use it as a pastie.

I got a chuckle out of that. :texan: :hot:

[dolemitesooner]

Use it as a pastie.
spekkkk

[mdklatt]

Use it as a pastie.

http://www.naturalcollection.com/fckupload/Image/Cornish%20Pasties%20(Cornwall).jpg

[soonerboomer93]

unfortunately, yes. which is probably why he later became my stalker....I'm that good.

so you did give it up to the old guy eh...

[soonerboomer93]

Thats a pretty surefire way to get pumped in the butt

spek

[Sooner24]

Like sand thru the hour glass so go the days of Daugs life.

[Sooner24]

For some reason when I am on top he wants me to call myself a cowgirl ....I dont get it


TMI!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[GottaHavePride]

I'm glad SicEm and TDin2K are around. They make me look normal. ;)

[OU Adonis]

Thats a pretty surefire way to get pumped in the butt

Did you have a bad experience with a security guard? :eek:

[Sooner24]

Did you have a bad experience with a security guard? :eek:


Maybe he looked at it as a good experience. :texan:

[TopDaugIn2000]

no, I DID NOT nail the old guy.

[pb4ou]

heh

[Sooner24]

no, I DID NOT nail the old guy.


I thought you said that was why he was stalking you? :confused:

[TopDaugIn2000]

different guy that stalked me.

[TopDaugIn2000]

ok, so I dressed up this mornin, put on one of my tighter shirts that shows off my 'assets' and drove up to his line. I had my number on a sticky note and handed him my ID, saying a cheerful "Good Morning Mr. ___". He noticed the sticky, grinned, gave me a surprised look while also looking me over, took the sticky, smiled, and said "you have a good day now". I said "you too, sir" and drove off. He put the note in his pocket as I drove away.

Now I just gotta wait for a phone call, it's up to him at this point.

Man it felt good to be that bold.

[SoonerJack]

Woohooo for TD for bein' bold! I guarantee you just made that guy's day, maybe even his week or month.

[VeeJay]

What if it's discovered he has massive back hair?

[TopDaugIn2000]

NAIR?

[Howzit]

ok, so I dressed up this mornin, put on one of my tighter shirts that shows off my 'assets' and drove up to his line. I had my number on a sticky note and handed him my ID, saying a cheerful "Good Morning Mr. ___". He noticed the sticky, grinned, gave me a surprised look while also looking me over, took the sticky, smiled, and said "you have a good day now". I said "you too, sir" and drove off. He put the note in his pocket as I drove away.

Now I just gotta wait for a phone call, it's up to him at this point.

Man it felt good to be that bold.

I know a certain someone that would like your digits.

Not naming names, but it sounds kind like Snow poo for fife.

[TopDaugIn2000]

naaaa, he wouldn't want anyone that can eat more than him.

not that I'm braggin.....

[Mjcpr]

naaaa, he wouldn't want anyone that can eat more than him.

not that I'm braggin.....

Don't be so sure, I've seen him take a whole sausage in his mouth.

[Hamhock]

Don't be so sure, I've seen him take a whole sausage in his mouth.


like she said....



<runs away>

[TopDaugIn2000]

he just called. said he knew I was at work, but wanted to know when the best time is to call me back.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sooner_born_1960]

Nooner.

[TopDaugIn2000]

HA

not yet.

[Hamhock]

he just called. said he knew I was at work, but wanted to know when the best time is to call me back.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sheesh...that was way too fast. he called, knowing you couldn't talk, just to ask when to call back, as though sometime after 6pm isn't the obvious answer.

des. perate.

stay away.

[Turd_Ferguson]

What if he has E.D.?

[TopDaugIn2000]

he said "I was just callin that number you gave me on the piece of paper this morning. I was a little surprised!"

I said "yeah, I went out on a limb there"

[OU4LIFE]

I know a certain someone that would like your digits.

Not naming names, but it sounds kind like Snow poo for fife.

negbomb for YOU

[sooner_born_1960]

Get real. She could have talked 20 - 30 minutes before anyone would care.

[TopDaugIn2000]

What if he has E.D.?

the stalker had MAJOR E.D. can't be any worse than him.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Get real. She could have talked 20 - 30 minutes before anyone would care.

that's true, but he might not be able to get by with it like I can.

[springs sooner]

HA

not yet.


theres always tomorrow...

[Turd_Ferguson]

the stalker had MAJOR E.D. can't be any worse than him.

The downside, or upside for him, is that you gotta give him some advance notice before putting out.

[soonerhubs]

This thread is getting good. Either that, or I'm extremely bored. ;)

[TopDaugIn2000]

hopefully it'll get even better soon......

[JohnnyMack]

Dear Mr. Security Fellow,

Will you go with me?

Check one:

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

[ ] Maybe

[Hamhock]

you should shoot a picture of him with your phone so we know what we're dealing with.

[TopDaugIn2000]

WE?!?!?!?!?!

[springs sooner]

you should shoot a picture of him with your phone so we know what we're dealing with.


then we could a SO vote on if he is worth it or not.

[TopDaugIn2000]

surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

[JohnnyMack]

TD, party of sixteen, your table is now available.


This is gonna be an awesome first date!!!

[TopDaugIn2000]

hahahahahahahaha

word

[Hamhock]

WE?!?!?!?!?!


:les: do it!!

[Mjcpr]

I think it's only fair that the SO decide how far he gets.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Pat, I don't want you around him.......

[Mjcpr]

Pat, I don't want you around him.......
That makes two of us, but my point was that it needs to be known that your SO friends are driving the va-jay-jay bus in this instance.

[OU4LIFE]

yes "we", you DID post a whole thread about it, so don't act like you don't want us involved.

[TopDaugIn2000]

true.....

[Howzit]

Ooooh...that one musta left a mark.

GET IT?!?!? LEFT A MARK?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!1

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifHawt guy at the gate (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1937462#post1937462)6/21/2007 08:57 AMOU4LIFE (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36700)TOTALLY worth a negging. I hate you for this. Vengeance will be mine.

[OU4LIFE]

Ooooh...that one musta left a mark.

GET IT?!?!? LEFT A MARK?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!1

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifHawt guy at the gate (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1937462#post1937462)6/21/2007 08:57 AMOU4LIFE (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36700)TOTALLY worth a negging. I hate you for this. Vengeance will be mine.

damn right. take THAT.

[Howzit]

damn right. take THAT.

Got it, Chardonnay.

:D

[TAFBSooner]

Another day in the life at Tinker High School. :pop:

[Hamhock]

Another day in the life at Tinker High School. :pop:


are you a security guard by chance?

[TopDaugIn2000]

Another day in the life at Tinker High School. :pop:

SO! :P

[TAFBSooner]

are you a security guard by chance?

:D

Nope, just another engineer wondering who among us is getting calls from the gate shack.

[silverwheels]

Invite him over to watch "Lil' Bush" with you. When it gets so awkward because neither of you are laughing, show him the goods.

[Osce0la]

Invite him over to watch "Lil' Bush" with you. When it gets so awkward because neither of you are laughing, show him a lil bush.
:eek:

[Sooner24]

Invite him over to watch "Lil' Bush" with you. When it gets so awkward because neither of you are laughing, show him a lil bush




:eek:


On the secks chair! :hot:

[TopDaugIn2000]

Didn't see him this morning, I went thru the wrong gate. Thought that I needed to work on my stalking skills.

Then he sent me a text message a little bit ago saying he's off work today, and asked what I'm up to this weekend.

SO...what are WE up to this weekend???

[Howzit]

http://designwithinreach.com/images/zoom/zm_8099_1.jpg

[TopDaugIn2000]

BEFORE that, silly

[Pricetag]

you should shoot a picture of him with your phone so we know what we're dealing with.
Yeah, for some reason I'm imagining this guy looking like Uncle Rico.

[VeeJay]

I've always envied the security guards. They get all the snatch!

[TopDaugIn2000]

it's their big stick.

[SoonerAcesUp]

SO...what are WE up to this weekend???


You could go to Big Splash.

[yermom]

Yeah, for some reason I'm imagining this guy looking like Uncle Rico.

heh

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'm not even gonna pretend to know who that is.

[Petro-Sooner]

State champions. No doubt in my mind.

[yermom]

I'm not even gonna pretend to know who that is.

<------

[TopDaugIn2000]

ohhhh

not even CLOSE

[Uncle Rico]

I'll take the "looks like Uncle Rico" as a compliment....I think.

[TopDaugIn2000]

oh LAWD

[SleestakSooner]

Go out with him a couple of times then never call him back ;)