What was the worst movie you saw in a theater? [Archive]

Petro-Sooner

6/19/2007, 01:40 PM

There was a zombie movie that came out like four yrs. ago. After a half hour I walked out.

King Crimson

6/19/2007, 01:45 PM

Y tu Mama Tambien

I disagree.

the Santa Clause movie with Dudley Moore...or one of the REvenge of the Nerds sequels.

or anything with Tom Cruise (minus Eyes Wide Shut, i guess).

pb4ou

6/19/2007, 01:49 PM

My Blue Heaven

JohnnyMack

6/19/2007, 01:50 PM

Suburban Commando

silverwheels

6/19/2007, 01:50 PM

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

royalfan5

6/19/2007, 01:50 PM

Smokin' Aces

StoopTroup

6/19/2007, 01:58 PM

Did we do this thread about a week ago?

King Crimson

6/19/2007, 01:59 PM

Did we do this thread about a week ago?

it was actually about a year ago, it got TTT'd. i think the "theatre" part is the new, edgy angle.

Hamhock

6/19/2007, 02:01 PM

i think you meant. theather.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

i win.

King Crimson

6/19/2007, 02:05 PM

i think you meant. theather.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

i win.

Gawd.

yermom

6/19/2007, 02:06 PM

Speed II

Paperclip

6/19/2007, 02:10 PM

Blair Witch Project

SicEmBaylor

6/19/2007, 02:27 PM

Gawd.
That movie was directed by a Baylor grad.

The worst movie I ever saw in the theater was the first LOTR. The second and third LOTR would be included but I thankfully skipped the ticket price and waited for someone to force me to watch them on DVD.

soonervegas

6/19/2007, 02:30 PM

Single
White
Female

yermom

6/19/2007, 02:31 PM

Scott D

6/19/2007, 02:31 PM

Revenge starring The Original Boring Mr. 3 Hour Movie Star himself...Kevin Costner.

I still am saddened by the fact that the only work Anthony Quinn could get near the end was tripe like this...much similar to Street Fighter being Raul Julia's final work.

SicEmBaylor

6/19/2007, 02:32 PM

you are hopeless
I know. I should have stayed strong and told them there was no way in hell I was going to sit through parts 2 and 3.

TopDaugIn2000

6/19/2007, 02:33 PM

I walked out of "the passion of the Christ"

and threw up in the parking lot

and went home.

Howzit

6/19/2007, 02:34 PM

When I was in highschool my gf and I walked out of Annie Hall.

Because I Said So with Diane Keaton was pretty bad.

yermom

6/19/2007, 02:35 PM

i liked Annie Hall...

Mjcpr

6/19/2007, 02:35 PM

When I was in highschool my gf and I walked out of Annie Hall.

Did you all call them talkies then?

Howzit

6/19/2007, 02:36 PM

i liked Annie Hall...

I might now. In highschool, with a smokin' gf, a curfew, and time a-tickin, it sucked.

Paperclip

6/19/2007, 02:36 PM

i liked Annie Hall...

Me too. I just watched it again on the OETA movie club Saturday night. :)

Howzit

6/19/2007, 02:37 PM

Did you all call them talkies then?

HAHAHA!

That just NEVER gets old! Not even after eleventy brazilian times!

;)

Scott D

6/19/2007, 02:38 PM

That movie was directed by a Baylor grad.

The worst movie I ever saw in the theater was the first LOTR. The second and third LOTR would be included but I thankfully skipped the ticket price and waited for someone to force me to watch them on DVD.

[bob barker]Thanks for playing The Price Is Right, and remember...please spay and neuter your Aggies and Baylor grads.[/bob barker]

silverwheels

6/19/2007, 02:38 PM

LOTR movies put me to sleep, so depending on my mood, if I had seen any of them in theaters, they might be on my list.

crawfish

6/19/2007, 02:38 PM

When I was in highschool my gf and I walked out of Annie Hall.

Because I Said So with Diane Keaton was pretty bad.

Hmmm, I sense a pattern here. What did you think of "Something's Gotta Give"? :)

Worst movie I've seen in a theater: Legally Blonde 2. The only good part of that was I finally convinced my wife that we shouldn't go see movies in "her" genre just because they're in theaters...

Howzit

6/19/2007, 02:40 PM

Hmmm, I sense a pattern here. What did you think of "Something's Gotta Give"? :)

Not sure I saw it.

I thought Sleeper was hilarious.

Mjcpr

6/19/2007, 02:41 PM

I walked out of "the passion of the Christ"

and threw up in the parking lot

and went home.

Get ahold of a bad sausage?

GrapevineSooner

6/19/2007, 02:45 PM

Twister

crawfish

6/19/2007, 02:45 PM

Get ahold of a bad sausage?

Oh, yeah. I forgot about "The Crying Game". Urgh.

JohnnyMack

6/19/2007, 03:02 PM

That movie was directed by a Baylor grad.

The worst movie I ever saw in the theater was the first LOTR. The second and third LOTR would be included but I thankfully skipped the ticket price and waited for someone to force me to watch them on DVD.

I'm negging you for this. It's for your own good really.

JohnnyMack

6/19/2007, 03:04 PM

Crap! I accidentally spekked him.

Man I suck at this.

silverwheels

6/19/2007, 03:17 PM

Twister

Dude, that movie is awesome because it's so crappy, and it was filmed mostly in Oklahoma. Nice job on the editors for keeping the Texas State Highway signs in the final cut, though.

47straight

6/19/2007, 03:19 PM

Batman and Robin.

The one with George Clooney. terrible terrible terrible.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118688/

I remember thinking - what the crap was that!? Usually I'm selective enough that I don't get disappointed by 8 bucks a pop.

GrapevineSooner

6/19/2007, 03:20 PM

Well, Philip Seymour Hoffman was kind of awesome in that movie.

As for the rest of the cast...

Meh.

Let's just say that after Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Liar Liar, and the Princess' Bride, Cary Elwes just doesn't have what it takes for the role of d***head in any movie.

silverwheels

6/19/2007, 03:23 PM

His accent was funny, though.

Scott D

6/19/2007, 03:26 PM

Dude, that movie is awesome because it's so crappy, and it was filmed mostly in Oklahoma. Nice job on the editors for keeping the Texas State Highway signs in the final cut, though.

this post pretty much sums up why I love one of the crappiest movies of all time. Street Fighter starring Raul Julia...and some danish punk named van damme.

NormanPride

6/19/2007, 03:34 PM

Either Spiderman 3 or the Hulk.

TopDaugIn2000

6/19/2007, 03:35 PM

hulk was pretty bad. saw that at the winchester drive-in while waiting on another (better) movie to start.

NormanPride

6/19/2007, 03:37 PM

What was the better movie? Manos, Hands of Fate?

TexasSooner01

6/19/2007, 04:07 PM

The Hulk. The onlly reason I sat thru the entire movie is because my son wanted to stay. It was horrible!