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Howzit
6/18/2007, 08:32 PM
I have methane leaking from my bottom.

Ok...I don't really need advice, just thought I'd share.
Howzit
6/18/2007, 08:51 PM
I'm not even fooling.


Pull my finger.
Howzit
6/18/2007, 08:52 PM
It looks like this:

http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC063192/Methane.gif
OUinFLA
6/18/2007, 09:17 PM
I wish I had thought of this.
OUTromBoNado
6/19/2007, 03:09 AM
Try some of this.
http://jgmmusic.com/supershattco_files/BUTTP.jpg
StoopTroup
6/19/2007, 03:34 AM
Call David Garrett....

He'll know what to do...
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2007, 08:07 AM
No dairy for you at lunch on Wednesday.
Howzit
6/19/2007, 08:13 AM
I'm sitting next to you.

Punkin.
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2007, 08:23 AM
A duel it is...........
1stTimeCaller
6/19/2007, 08:32 AM
Sword fight!!!!!!!!!!!
JohnnyMack
6/19/2007, 08:53 AM
Sword fight!!!!!!!!!!!

If we're talking about those two:

http://www.thepartypeople.com.au/products/images/prodImages/1226.jpg
Howzit
6/19/2007, 09:09 AM
Me. thane.

Let's keep on topic, folks.

Everybody likes their own brand, y'now.
OzarkSooner
6/19/2007, 09:10 AM
Redeye Cork-All will do the trick!

http://www.craftking.com/images/cork/CORK-D.jpg
Howzit
6/19/2007, 09:17 AM
You must be talking to sas. Mine smell ok.
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2007, 10:12 AM
You must be talking to sas. Mine smell ok.

Keep your telling yourself that.
Howzit
6/19/2007, 10:17 AM
Keep your telling yourself that.

Yeah, but the covers were over your head.
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2007, 10:18 AM
Yeah, but the covers were over your head.


I WAS TRYING TO GET OUT!!


:eek:



:D
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2007, 10:23 AM
You must be talking to sas. I'd need a bigger cork.
tru dat
crawfish
6/19/2007, 10:33 AM
A duel it is...........

out.
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2007, 10:34 AM
out.
We knew you'd be out.

Chicks shame you in a farting match.
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2007, 10:38 AM
We knew you'd be out.

Chicks shame you in a farting match.

:mad:

Says who?
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2007, 10:39 AM
besides, I am a girl...I don't fart.



:)
OUinFLA
6/19/2007, 11:33 AM
besides, I am a girl...I don't fart.



:)


Women dont fart or belch.
Therefor to keep from exploding, they bitch.
olevetonahill
6/19/2007, 12:07 PM
At my age Aint no way Im trustin a fart :eek:
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2007, 12:14 PM
Women dont fart or belch.
Therefor to keep from exploding, they bitch.

I don't bitch either....I don't get emotional or moody, I don't say "nothing" is wrong when asked, and I don't tell my girls EVERYTHING!!!


:rolleyes:
Howzit
6/19/2007, 12:18 PM
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
OUDoc
6/19/2007, 12:39 PM
...and I don't tell my girls EVERYTHING!!!

So you do or don't talk to your bewbs? :confused:

And, if so, is there a link available?
Howzit
6/19/2007, 12:50 PM
So you do or don't talk to your bewbs? :confused:

And, if so, is there a link available?

Check your PMs.
OUDoc
6/19/2007, 12:53 PM
Check your PMs.
Sweet. Give me a minute....:hot:
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2007, 12:59 PM
So you do or don't talk to your bewbs? :confused:

And, if so, is there a link available?


First of all, those are no girls, those are LADY'S!!

and second of all, not really, girls is really pretty accurate.



Check your PMs.

THOSE WERE PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUDoc
6/19/2007, 01:01 PM
THOSE WERE PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, they sure appeared to be.
OUinFLA
6/19/2007, 10:40 PM
I don't bitch either....:


Are you planning on exploding soon?
olevetonahill
6/19/2007, 11:07 PM
Are you planning on exploding soon?
Ladys do not Fart nor belch!
Cause they never shut up long enough to build any pressure :eek: