PDA

View Full Version : Wal-Mart husband store!!!



OklahomaSooners
6/17/2007, 01:44 PM
Wal-Mart Husband Store

A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

These instructions at the entrance tell how the store operates: There are 6 floors. The attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch? As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs. She decides to go on up. The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. "This is too good to be true", she's thinking? "I'm going up another level". The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking?.. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sig n reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,486,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day

1stTimeCaller
6/17/2007, 01:54 PM
would 99% of the men be made in China?

SicEmBaylor
6/17/2007, 01:57 PM
would 99% of the men be made in China?
I hope so, that would make me of average height!

Chuck Bao
6/17/2007, 02:04 PM
No, silly. You don't have to go to China to make out.

This is a Dallas store, according to the news article. ;)

sooner n houston
6/17/2007, 04:42 PM
Yep, and walmart is the only place in America you can get stuff from China!:rolleyes:

1stTimeCaller
6/17/2007, 04:52 PM
My apologies, Miss Walton.

It was a freaking joke. Lighten up. I thought my response was much nicer than 'That was a funny email forward in 1999.'

Chuck Bao
6/17/2007, 05:08 PM
Oh, now you've done it a new one.

So, why you so rascialist? Why you so hating on mail order husbands?

critical_phil
6/17/2007, 05:30 PM
My apologies, Miss Walton.

It was a freaking joke. Lighten up. I thought my response was much nicer than 'That was a funny email forward in 1999.'


You are such a ******.

1stTimeCaller
6/17/2007, 05:39 PM
For the record, I would have purchased one on the third floor.

85Sooner
6/17/2007, 05:50 PM
For the record, I would have purchased one on the third floor.


So what you are saying is that you will do all the housework as long as you don't have to have sex, im sorry i meant (be romantic)!

SleestakSooner
6/17/2007, 05:52 PM
For the record, I would have been purchased on the first floor.

Fixed :D

CORNholio
6/18/2007, 01:56 AM
The Wal-Mart wife store would be set up so much differently. Maybe a sliding scale of Hott vs. annoying/dumb/biiitchy/controlling.

StoopTroup
6/18/2007, 03:02 AM
What I have cannot be bought....

dolemitesooner
6/18/2007, 09:09 AM
You have nothing

mdklatt
6/18/2007, 09:20 AM
There's no such thing as a Wal-Mart with more than one floor.

dolemitesooner
6/18/2007, 09:25 AM
There's no such thing as a Wal-Mart with more than one floor.
Wrong again....I was in one with 2 ...you lose