ALL ABOARD

[olevetonahill]

Do you know what time it is ?:D
Its Drunky time :cool: :pop:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Time to celibrate and inebriate.

[olevetonahill]

Time to celibrate and inebriate.
So you sayin sicem cant join ?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Not with Zima.

[CUinNC]

In fur sure, but back & forth...got some friends over tonight for an oyster roast.....

After we eat the love bugs in a shell...I'll report back with some up-to-the-minute after effects..If'n the better-half let's me;)

She's a sweety - went out & bought a full pull bushel of some fresh-A** oysters to roast this evening for my Fathers Day weekend..

[olevetonahill]

I allus deep fried my Mountain oysters

[CUinNC]

No friend, ya steam 'em & then eat 'em raw (semi) with some good 'ol Hot Sauce ( which is another discussion all by it's own)

good times!

[yermom]

you like raw mountain oysters?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I allus deep fried my Mountain oysters
That's where they went.

http://www.gonetotexastours.com/images/Bevo%2014.jpg

[CUinNC]

Naw, the good kind...outta-the-seabeds....not off the grasslands;)

those Mtn-kind are sorta tough.....so a light-footed friend once told me...his name was Muldoon...

[CUinNC]

Anyways - back to topic....Vodka's all around - check back later...

Olevet, they need ya to tune that '57 to crank it! Can't let the peeples down ya know.......

[phead903]

Present and accounted for, Sir! - although I do have to deliver a young 'un to a movie a little later.

But I'll be back!!:D

[olevetonahill]

Anyways - back to topic....Vodka's all around - check back later...

Olevet, they need ya to tune that '57 to crank it! Can't let the peeples down ya know.......
Bastages need to call me hell Ive posted My # :D

[olevetonahill]

Present and accounted for, Sir! - although I do have to deliver a young 'un to a movie a little later.

But I'll be back!!:D
Dont call me Sir
I was an e5 buck sergeant for 1 day befor I got busted to E3 pfc :D

[olevetonahill]

I plan on gettin' drunk as a mufuh
Celebratin Flags B day , Or ur Up coming hitchin ?:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Dont call me Sir
I was an e5 buck sergeant for 1 day befor I got busted to E3 pfc :DE3 thru E5 is all I salute anymore. O1 thu O3 I 'ping', above that I bend over and sing.

[olevetonahill]

E3 thru E5 is all I salute anymore. O1 thu O3 I 'ping', above that I bend over and sing.
I flipped a General Off once :eek: :pop:

[Okla-homey]

I'm on it bro. My hawt Guatamalan house maid is cleaning up downstairs and the wife is still in Charleston. Nuttin' to do but drink.

[olevetonahill]

I'm on it bro. My hawt Guatamalan house maid is cleaning up downstairs and the wife is still in Charleston. Nuttin' to do but drink.
I never flipped a Colonel off :eek: :D

[Okla-homey]

I never flipped a Colonel off :eek: :D

You can do it at the first tailgate. I won't even care.:D

[olevetonahill]

You can do it at the first tailgate. I won't even care.:D
That wouldnt count unlessin we Both active :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

I flipped a General Off once :eek: :pop:I exhaled thru my aggie mouth once in a chow line on a SAC base with a 2 star behind me. He thought it was funny.

[olevetonahill]

I exhaled thru my aggie mouth once in a chow line on a SAC base with a 2 star behind me. He thought it was funny.
You let an aggie close to the Blow hole ?:eek:

[olevetonahill]

because it's friday and I don't have to function tomorrow ;)
Then lets celebrate all 3 :pop: :D

[olevetonahill]

WTF :confused:

[SoonerGirl06]

Everyone bailed out on you Olevet! Shame on them! :(

[Flagstaffsooner]

I here.

[SoonerGirl06]

I think the Mayor of Drunkytown needs to get this train rolling again. I've just opened a bottle of Chardonnay and I'm ready to relax.

[olevetonahill]

Lets Roll ;)

[olevetonahill]

Head Count !
Sound Off :cool:

[Jerk]

Well, I'm still recovering from that massive binge I had two Friday's ago.

I think tonight I'll just see if I can put enough Skoal in my mouth to get a buzz.

[olevetonahill]

wussey !:P

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm still sipping on the Chardonnay.

Mmmm.... I love Chardonnay!

[olevetonahill]

I'm still sipping on the Chardonnay.

Mmmm.... I love Chardonnay!
Thats what I NAMED HIm;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Thats what I NAMED HIm;)

:D :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Cheers!

[olevetonahill]

Here's a toast to all you derelicts
Ill cheer to that toast

[Flagstaffsooner]

Natty at 7000 ft.

[olevetonahill]

Hell Iffin yall dont get going on this train , Im gonna go home !:(

[SoonerGirl06]

Okay... okay... I'm here. I was just trying to get some stuff done before tomorrow.

[Mjcpr]

Hell Iffin yall dont get going on this train , Im gonna go home !:(
You ARE home, STFU.

:D

[SoonerGirl06]

I think I'm already drunk and I've only had one glass of wine.

[olevetonahill]

You ARE home, STFU.

:D
I aint Neither :(
Im at My shop yellin at my helper to hurry and Get my wrecker going :D
Case I gotta tow Myself :eek:

[StoopTroup]

Bud and a slice of pizza at 9 O'Clock!

[SoonerGirl06]

I aint Neither :(
Im at My shop yellin at my helper to hurry and Get my wrecker going :D
Case I gotta tow Myself :eek:

Now that's something I GOTTA see!

[olevetonahill]

I think I'm already drunk and I've only had one glass of wine.
Then help this thing along .:D

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm working on it. It helps when you've got a supporting cast! ;) :D

[olevetonahill]

Now that's something I GOTTA see!
Wister Cops = My friens , Other Cops = not so much ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Wister Cops = My friens , Other Cops = not so much ;)

So if I ever get pulled over in Wister all I gotta do is say I'm a friend of Olevets?

I plan to go through that area sometime this summer... I think...

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm going to the House Of Blues tomorrow night here in Dallas.

Anyone been?

[olevetonahill]

So if I ever get pulled over in Wister all I gotta do is say I'm a friend of Olevets?

I plan to go through that area sometime this summer... I think...
You come around here, and Dont Call me :eek:
Ill have em toss your asz in jail :D

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm trying something different tonight. I bought a bottle of Calvados which I've never had before, so this might be interesting. Not sure the proper way to drink Calvados, so I'm going to have it on the rocks.

[SoonerGirl06]

What you worrin' about! I got your number in my address book! I'd call you and quite possibly even drink a Natty with you!

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm going to the House Of Blues tomorrow night here in Dallas.

Anyone been?
Darlin' if you're there it's the House of Fun. ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm trying something different tonight. I bought a bottle of Calvados which I've never had before, so this might be interesting. Not sure the proper way to drink Calvados, so I'm going to have it on the rocks.

As long as it tastes good, it doesn't matter how you drink it. ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Darlin' if you're there it's the House of Fun. ;)

Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Smart man! ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

I wouldn't mind going to something like a blues club once...it's not normally my cup of tea but what the hell. I really want to check out that cigar lounge in bricktown, I think they play jazz, blues, or something of that nature but I'm not real sure.

[SoonerGirl06]

I wouldn't mind going to something like a blues club once...it's not normally my cup of tea but what the hell. I really want to check out that cigar lounge in bricktown, I think they play jazz, blues, or something of that nature but I'm not real sure.

Just go SicEm... you'll never know. You might enjoy yourself immensely!

[phead903]

I wouldn't mind going to something like a blues club once...it's not normally my cup of tea but what the hell. I really want to check out that cigar lounge in bricktown, I think they play jazz, blues, or something of that nature but I'm not real sure.

Sic 'em , you better watch yo'self with Miss SG 06 - I hear she has a big *** boyfriend!

[StoopTroup]

Sicem...

Why a French brand?

We hate the French.

[olevetonahill]

I'm trying something different tonight. I bought a bottle of Calvados which I've never had before, so this might be interesting. Not sure the proper way to drink Calvados, so I'm going to have it on the rocks.
#1 take cap or cork of/ out
#2 Tip said bottle up and chug
#3 repeat till empty

[olevetonahill]

Sicem...

Why a French brand?

We hate the French.
Pay attention :eek: Its sicem :P

[olevetonahill]

Sic 'em , you better watch yo'self with Miss SG 06 - I hear she has a big *** boyfriend!
I heard he wasnt Big , Bad or mean
But the Big ,the Bad & the Mean call him Sir ;) :cool:

[olevetonahill]

Just go SicEm... you'll never know. You might enjoy yourself immensely!
I hurd he does that every nite in the Bath room:pop:

[phead903]

I LUV SG06!!!:eek:

[olevetonahill]

I LUV SG06!!!:eek:
Man this is rankin up there with the worst drunkytown thread Ever :eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

Hey! I take offense to that!

If the man wants to luv me, let him luv me!;)

[SicEmBaylor]

I gotta lotta love to go around.

And yes the Calvados is French, I hate the French, but this isn't too bad actually.

I'm also wanting to try a classic English mead.

And, I would go to a place like the House of Blues if I had someone to go with! Otherwise, I'd have to do it alone like so many other things....

[SoonerGirl06]

Well when a girl comes on to you... don't ever refuse. You never know the opportunities you'll pass up if you do.

Ya otta go sometime...

[SicEmBaylor]

Well when a girl comes on to you... don't ever refuse. You never know the opportunities you'll pass up if you do.

Ya otta go sometime...

I'm never going to hear the end about the Neal Boortz thing am I!? :D

[SicEmBaylor]

#1 take cap or cork of/ out
#2 Tip said bottle up and chug
#3 repeat till empty
I prefer to sip -- it allows the full range of the drink's flavor to wash over my palate thus increasing the enjoyment of the drink.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I think I'm already drunk and I've only had one glass of wine.

Great! then we're already ahead of schedule. Do you have any nice lingerie and a webcam?

[SoonerGirl06]

Oh SicEm... unbutton that collar and just let loose!

[SoonerGirl06]

Great! then we're already ahead of schedule. Do you have any nice lingerie and a webcam?

I do have nice lingerie and a webcam.. but I save those for special occasions!

[SicEmBaylor]

I do have nice lingerie and a webcam.. but I save those for special occasions!
.......is it special yet?

[SoonerGirl06]

.......is it special yet?

Not yet... but it will be.. soon very soon!

[KC//CRIMSON]

I do have nice lingerie and a webcam.. but I save those for special occasions!

It's Friday. Isn't that special enough?

[SicEmBaylor]

SG, if you have any lingerie wearing/webcam wielding younger friends (or sister!)then have them join my facebook group and drop ole SicEm a "how you doin'?"

This calvados is not what I thought it would be.
EHHH

[SoonerGirl06]

It's Friday. Isn't that special enough?

Well, if it was next Friday... it would be special indeed! :D

[SoonerGirl06]

SG, if you have any lingerie wearing/webcam wielding younger friends (or sister!)then have them join my facebook group and drop ole SicEm a "how you doin'?"

This calvados is not what I thought it would be.
EHHH

I do have some younger friends!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Well, if it was next Friday... it would be special indeed! :D


Well, then pretend it's next Friday!

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, if it was next Friday... it would be special indeed! :D
What happens next Friday?

[SoonerGirl06]

What happens next Friday?

Never in your wildest dreams could you imagine!

[phead903]

I LUV NEXT FRIDAY!!

[SicEmBaylor]

Never in your wildest dreams could you imagine!
Trust me, I've developed a VERY good imagination.

[SicEmBaylor]

Since you're all here...
SicEmEx's fiance is out of town for 3 weeks. I was going to go back to Waco next week, but SicEmEx calls and asks if I want to go to Big Splash with her next Saturday. I really want to go, but the last time I saw her with so few clothes on is the last time I saw her with NO clothes on and I'm afraid this will just make for a depressing afternoon and potentially embarrassing depending on how cold the water is....

[SoonerInKCMO]

This commuting to Topeka must be taking more of a toll than I thought - four cans of Miller Lite and I'm about ready to pass out.

[SicEmBaylor]

This commuting to Topeka must be taking more of a toll than I thought - four cans of Miller Lite and I'm about ready to pass out.
Pfft, lightweight. :twinkies:

[SoonerGirl06]

Trust me, I've developed a VERY good imagination.

In certain circumstances it's good to have an imagination.

[KC//CRIMSON]

What happens next Friday?

Same as this Friday. Nothing.:mad:

[olevetonahill]

I prefer to sip -- it allows the full range of the drink's flavor to wash over my palate thus increasing the enjoyment of the drink.
You stupid pathetic Mother ****er:eek:
Go suck Lids dick

[SicEmBaylor]

Same as this Friday. Nothing.:mad:
:sigh: Just like every other Friday of my life for the past 3 years. :sigh:
http://www.clarion-call.org/yeshua/pudding/eeyore.jpg

[Soonerus]

Geez, what have I missed ???

[VeeJay]

You stupid pathetic Mother ****er:eek:
Go suck Lids dick

I am not drinking yet this is quality stuff!

[SoonerInKCMO]

Pfft, lightweight. :twinkies:

At least I didn't end up in St. Louis on my way to Topeka any day this week. :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Geez, what have I missed ???Something about Sicem is going to do a Byron Houston thing next Friday.

[olevetonahill]

Geez, what have I missed ???
Sicem eatin his own pusy :eek:

[Soonerus]

Something about Sicem is going to do a Byron Houston thing next Friday.


Great, I'll be sure to miss that...

[SoonerGirl06]

You stupid pathetic Mother ****er:eek:
Go suck Lids dick

You have such a way with words.

[olevetonahill]

Same as this Friday. Nothing.:mad:
My friend went to the Nudy colony:D
Hes bringing me some Free samples :cool: :D

[olevetonahill]

You have such a way with words.
I try ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

Sicem eatin his own pusy :eek:
If I could do that then I'd never leave the house. :twinkies: http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/bsgtongue.gif

[Petro-Sooner]

Whats up people!!!! :texan:

[royalfan5]

I really hate live bands who constantly badger you to get up and have a good time.

[SicEmBaylor]

I really hate live bands who constantly badger you to get up and have a good time.
That's why I never go to those places. I don't think I like live bands. I don't know for sure since I've never really seen one, but I'm guessing I wouldn't.

[phead903]

Welcome Petro!

[SoonerGirl06]

I've got the most awesome buzz and I'm really digging it!

[Petro-Sooner]

I love live music. Vanilla Ice at O'Connels was the bomb digity. :rolleyes:

But I really do dig live music.

[royalfan5]

I love live music. Vanilla Ice at O'Connels was the bomb digity. :rolleyes:

But I really do dig live music.
I should have phrased it as, I hate having to go see my friends band, and then sit through some ****ty frat rock ****** band that brought all their popped collar wearing friends. Live music that lets me enjoy it on my terms is fine. Just don't badger me while I am enjoying my beer.

[Soonerus]

I've got the most awesome buzz and I'm really digging it!

Crack ???

[Petro-Sooner]

[QUOTE=royalfan5]frat rock ****** band that brought all their popped collar wearing friends. {/QUOTE]

Sicems not going to like that one. :D

[Petro-Sooner]

Anyone on the OU campus on board?

[SoonerGirl06]

Crack ???

Hell no! Chardonnay all the way baby!

[phead903]

I've got the most awesome buzz and I'm really digging it!

I LUV SG0G's BUZZ!

[olevetonahill]

I've got the most awesome buzz and I'm really digging it!
Cause you still sippin Chardonnay ;) :D :pop:

[SoonerGirl06]

I LUV SG0G's BUZZ!

I luv the fact that phead luv's my buzz!

[SoonerGirl06]

Cause you still sippin Chardonnay ;) :D :pop:

Hell yeah! Two glasses and I'm feelin' GOOOOD!

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm on my 2nd glass of Calv. and I'm calling it quits after this.

[bri]

This is why I invented Drunkytown?

You people make the baby Jesus cry. :D

[Petro-Sooner]

People with a buzz coming together for the common good.

:cool:

I'm having The Diner in the morning.

[phead903]

I'll be the judge of how good you feel!:D

[Soonerus]

This is why I invented Drunkytown?

You people make the baby Jesus cry. :D

Wait is this BRI or Al Gore....or is BRI , Al Gore ???????

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm on my 2nd glass of Calv. and I'm calling it quits after this.

Oh please! You can do better than that!

[SicEmBaylor]

I'll be the judge of how good you feel!:D
........so not very then? I think if she wants to feel good she knows who to go to.

What time should I expect you, SG?

[Soonerus]

I'm guessing SG06 has had more than two glasses of white wine...

[phead903]

Hell yeah! Two glasses and I'm feelin' GOOOOD!

Hell, I'll judge how good you feel:D

[olevetonahill]

Hell yeah! Two glasses and I'm feelin' GOOOOD!
Two doses is all you can handle of Chardonnay ?
I was hoping for thirds :D :D :D :D

[Soonerus]

Ole, udamon.....

[olevetonahill]

Ole, udamon.....
:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Two doses is all you can handle of Chardonnay ?
I was hoping for thirds :D :D :D :D

I'm not done yet! I've got more to drink!

[olevetonahill]

K
Im leavin the shop , Wrecker aint working :mad:
Send Bail money , If I aint back on line in 20:eek:

[Petro-Sooner]

While I'm here. Interviewed with a company March 12. I call the person I interviewed with. Call several times and write the HR lady that set up the interviewed. I write the person I interviewed with. NO RESPONCE. What the hell kind of place are you running man? Have ya seen my resume????



Oh yeah, I'm for hire.........

[SicEmBaylor]

While I'm here. Interviewed with a company March 12. I call the person I interviewed with. Call several times and write the HR lady that set up the interviewed. I write the person I interviewed with. NO RESPONCE. What the hell kind of place are you running man? Have ya seen my resume????



Oh yeah, I'm for hire.........
I need a life coach.
And your story isn't nearly as interesting as my SicEmEx Big Splash story earlier.

[SoonerGirl06]

K
Im leavin the shop , Wrecker aint working :mad:
Send Bail money , If I aint back on line in 20:eek:

I've got you covered darlin!

[bri]

Dear Drunkytown,

You're wasting your potential. I sit here and see what you've become, and...well, it pains me. My only comfort is that fact that your poor mother BSG isn't here to see what's become of our child.

Regards,
Bri

[Petro-Sooner]

1. Where do I look for this Big Splash story?

2. Beer is gooooood...........

[SicEmBaylor]

Page 5, post 89

[SicEmBaylor]

Dear Drunkytown,

You're wasting your potential. I sit here and see what you've become, and...well, it pains me. My only comfort is that fact that your poor mother BSG isn't here to see what's become of our child.

Regards,
Bri

Not every generation grows up better than the last.

[SoonerGirl06]

I am quite smitten with Parrots!

[SicEmBaylor]

I am quite smitten with Parrots!
Well, then you can call me Polly!:texan:

[bri]

Page 5, post 89

Dude, I'm only saying this once.

Big Splash > Waco

[SoonerGirl06]

Well, then you can call me Polly!:texan:

Why? Ya wanna cracker?

[bri]

Not every generation grows up better than the last.

Way to give up, junior. :D


YOUR MOTHER AND I DID NOT SIT AROUND AND POST DRUNKEN JIBBERISH ON THE WEBBERNETS SO YOU COULD JUST GIVE UP, GODDAMMIT!!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

Why? Ya wanna cracker?
If I were witty then I'd say something witty right now but alas....

[SicEmBaylor]

Way to give up, junior. :D


YOUR MOTHER AND I DID NOT SIT AROUND AND POST DRUNKEN JIBBERISH ON THE WEBBERNETS SO YOU COULD JUST GIVE UP, GODDAMMIT!!!!

It was much better last week. I just can't keep it up two weeks in a row.

[phead903]

Why? Ya wanna cracker?

I LUV CRACKERS!!!:twinkies: :hot:

[SoonerGirl06]

I LUV CRACKERS!!!:twinkies: :hot:

Well then... I've got a full package right here.

[bri]

It was much better last week. I just can't keep it up two weeks in a row.

All too easy...

[SicEmBaylor]

Are they Nabisco Premium saltines?

[Soonerus]

definite downturn in thread...

[SicEmBaylor]

It's my fault. I'm not up to par this evening. It's SicEmEx and the possibility of seeing her jubblies again that has me all flustered. I'm going to bed early tonight, I can tell you that!

[SoonerGirl06]

definite downturn in thread...

Ya just gotta keep up to know whats going on!

[Soonerus]

I am definitely behind...

[bri]

definite downturn in thread...

And you would know, Human Thread Downturn...:D

[Soonerus]

And you would know, Human Thread Downturn...:D

BRI, you know better wtphilmickelson...

[Petro-Sooner]

See ya around ladies.

[bri]

I'm going to have to insist that you post in the King's English, thank you. I'm not fluent in "jibberish".

[Soonerus]

f=Phil Mickelson

[SoonerGirl06]

I love Parrot Heads!

[bri]

I love Parrot Head!

I don't. Too much beak makes me nervous.

[SoonerGirl06]

I don't. Too much beak makes me nervous.

The right beak makes all the difference!

[phead903]

I've got your beak right here, baby!

[SoonerGirl06]

I've got your beak right here, baby!

Ya wanna cracker? :eek: :D

[bri]

I've got your beak right here, baby!

http://www.forgottoask.com/images/barb.jpg

[SoonerGirl06]

http://www.forgottoask.com/images/barb.jpg

Red X's get me every time!

[bri]

http://hitmanyr2k.com/Pip33Allaround.gif

[Soonerus]

tease...

[bri]

Red X's get me every time!

In my defense, it worked for me and you're drunk.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1224/555344941_4dfc16199f_o.jpg

[Soonerus]

boom boom boomboom da boomboom , look out for that tree....

[olevetonahill]

I've got you covered darlin!
I be here :D

[olevetonahill]

Dear Drunkytown,

You're wasting your potential. I sit here and see what you've become, and...well, it pains me. My only comfort is that fact that your poor mother BSG isn't here to see what's become of our child.

Regards,
Bri
Bri , Ya can have the title :pop:
Lead on !:D

[bri]

Bri , Ya can have the title :pop:
Lead on !:D

Nah, I don't want your title. "Father of Drunkytown" is enough pressure; I don't need to be impeached as mayor 'cause I ain't drinkin' enough. :D

[olevetonahill]

I've got your beak right here, baby!
Easy Boy:cool:

[olevetonahill]

Nah, I don't want your title. "Father of Drunkytown" is enough pressure; I don't need to be impeached as mayor 'cause I ain't drinkin' enough. :D
So peem me ! iffin I aint leadin rifgt Dad:D

[Soonerus]

Ole started this thread at 5 and still going...impressive....

[olevetonahill]

Ole started this thread at 5 and still going...impressive....
Hell I started drinkin at 2 pm ;) :cool:
Or was it last night or . or or , hell I dont know !:D

[bri]

olevet is a tantric drunk. :D

[olevetonahill]

olevet is a tantric drunk. :D
Ok I aint doing google nor looking fer My websters:confused:
WTF ?you calling me ?:confused: ;)

[Soonerus]

Ole is a great American.....

[olevetonahill]

Ole is a great American.....
Dont know about that . I got drafted at 18 I went , I pulled the trigger . I came home . Now I do Love America:)

[Soonerus]

I reiterate my point....

[bri]

Ok I aint doing google nor looking fer My websters:confused:
WTF ?you calling me ?:confused: ;)

Let's just say that if SG06 wasn't asleep on the floor under her desk right now, she'd be all giggly in her lady parts.

[olevetonahill]

Let's just say that if SG06 wasn't asleep on the floor under her desk right now, she'd be all giggly in her lady parts.
Hell Bro I make her that way all the time :D ;)

[bri]

Hell Bro I make her that way all the time :D ;)

Yes, but this time they'd be giggling with you, not at you.







:D

[olevetonahill]

Yes, but this time they'd be giggling with you, not at you.







:D
Lick ur eyebrows, And see who giggles !:hot:

[SicEmBaylor]

:sigh:
I can't even hit on an internet girl without being upstaged by a bald guy and a dirty old man!

Some guys get no respect, no respect!

[olevetonahill]

:sigh:
I can't even hit on an internet girl without being upstaged by a bald guy and a dirty old man!

Some guys get no respect, no respect!
Lick your eyebrows and ur Own dick
The chicks will fall in luv :cool:

[bri]

Lick ur eyebrows, And see who giggles !:hot:

I hate to be the one to tell you this after all these years...but you're doing it wrong. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Parrott heads are the best!

[olevetonahill]

Damm :mad:

[olevetonahill]

Parrott heads are the best!
My Parrot dont give head, and If he did Id tell sicem to come over:eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

Damm :mad:

You'll always be #1 in my book!

[olevetonahill]

You'll always be #1 in my book!
Does that mean Im 1st between the sheets ?:cool: ;) :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Does that mean Im 1st between the sheets ?:cool: ;) :D

Or 2nd... depending on the number.... ;)

[soonerboomer93]

I'm contemplating a 7pm to 5/6/7 am (okay, whenever they decide to shut the doors, sometime after sun up) drinking fest

We have a party tonight, then I promised to take some friends to see the Filipina's...

[SicEmBaylor]

Or 2nd... depending on the number.... ;)

oh!? So, I know who's first!!! :D :D :hot: :twinkies:

[olevetonahill]

oh!? So, I know who's first!!! :D :D :hot: :twinkies:
Dumas . shes sayin she may out run me to hit the bed !:D

[SicEmBaylor]

Dumas . shes sayin she may out run me to hit the bed !:D
Oh. :-(
I just can't win.

I'm giving up until I go to Big Splash with SicEmEx and I strike out again.

I'm off to bed.

[soonerboomer93]

well, what did you expect?????

[sooneron]

On my 2nd glass of wine- Nice 05 Bordeaux that I got for 11 bucks, yummy!!

First glass was Caymus Cab not anywhere close to 11 bucks. :(

[phead903]

Just popped the top on a Sam Adams Cherry Wheat - not bad...

Caymus is one of my favorite vineyards...

[olevetonahill]

2nd Natty ;)

[phead903]

Vet, let's rock this thread tonight!

[StoopTroup]

Crown on the ROX!

Daddy is celebrating tonight!

[Turd_Ferguson]

Gotta case in the beer fridge, a sammich in my belly & I'm ready to get it on.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Where are ya Olevet?

[StoopTroup]

I like to move it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhvWf7OeEE)

[olevetonahill]

Where are ya Olevet?
I was stockin the Only fridge I have which Is MY BEER fridge with 2 cases of natty :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Natty and Shiner in Flagpole.

[Turd_Ferguson]

HAHA......I took the ol one and put it in the garage when the wiff went and bought a new one. The freezer part don't work so well but it keeps my brews cold as hell.

[olevetonahill]

Hows about Us dedicatin this Nite in celebration Of Homeys Momma in laws life ?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Heh Flagstaff.....how's beautiful AZ

[Turd_Ferguson]

Hows about Us dedicatin this Nite in celebration Of Homeys Momma in laws life ? A toast to the life & times of Homey Momma Inlaw....He painted a beautiful mental picture of you. God be with you.

[olevetonahill]

IN....sounds like a great woman from what he wrote.
I bet if she could get up , shed Make a hell of a country breakfast . Biscuits and gravy , bacon , Ham and eggs , and Grits :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Heh Flagstaff.....how's beautiful AZA very lovely day on the mountain. See for yourself (http://24.121.15.116/)

[olevetonahill]

A toast to the life & times of Homey Momma Inlaw....He painted a beautiful mental picture of you. God be with you.
His Post about Her was one of the few on here that made My eyes wet

[Turd_Ferguson]

Sounds like my Grandma (RIP). She could have nothing but flower, eggs, bacon & buttermilk in the fridge and would make a breakfast like no other. I'll never know another woman like her.

[StoopTroup]

Hows about Us dedicatin this Nite in celebration Of Homeys Momma in laws life ?
Agreed.

Cheers!

:pop:

[phead903]

Raising a glass of Knob Creek now...

[StoopTroup]

Car Accident (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaBs43QfG6M&mode=related&search=)

[phead903]

Watching Empire Records now - great movie!

[Flagstaffsooner]

To Homey's MIL.

[olevetonahill]

To Homey's MIL.
That and at the top of the hour We all gonna raise a toast to a Buddin Romance that started right cher in DT :D :cool:
And No it aint sicem and Lid :pop:

[olevetonahill]

And nother reason to celebrate
Next week I get Sat fer my innrwebs :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
50 buck a month line . GONE 20 buck a month dial up . Gone
Yea me :cool:

[phead903]

And nother reason to celebrate
Next week I get Sar fer my innrwebs :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
50 buck a month line . GONE 20 buck a month dial up . Gone
Yea me :cool:

Any reason to celebrate, Vet! Cheers!!

[olevetonahill]

Any reason to celebrate, Vet! Cheers!!
Hell I might even get to learn how to post a pic and shat !

[Turd_Ferguson]

5 down....19 to go

[olevetonahill]

5 mins till the Salut to the buddin Romance ! Yall reasdy :pop:

[olevetonahill]

5 down....19 to go
Turd head , Did you ever get that A/C workin ?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hell I might even get to learn how to post a pic and shat !Webcam next!:cool:

[Flagstaffsooner]

5 mins till the Salut to the buddin Romance ! Yall reasdy :pop:Chug-a-lug

[olevetonahill]

Webcam next!:cool:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[phead903]

5 mins till the Salut to the buddin Romance ! Yall reasdy :pop:

Cheers!!:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Turd head , Did you ever get that A/C workin ?

Not yet....it's ok fer now, but I'm too damn broke to get'er fixed right now. Also, now my trann'ys ****'n up. Gotta love it.

[olevetonahill]

Cheers!!:D
Clocks are off someres ! But Im chuggin NOW

[Turd_Ferguson]

Clocks are off someres ! But Im chuggin NOW
IN....

[olevetonahill]

Not yet....it's ok fer now, but I'm too damn broke to get'er fixed right now. Also, now my trann'ys ****'n up. Gotta love it.
Where the hell are You ? Hell fer Beer an gas Ill come get you and it an Geterdone !

[Soonerus]

cheers....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Vet I m not a drinkin man but I want in on the fun times ...does a dose of nyquil and a loratab qualify?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Where the hell are You ? Hell fer Beer an gas Ill come get you and it an Geterdone !

Newcastle, but ain't no sense in comin to get me. I'll make a road trip of it and brang'er on down to you. How many cases?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Vet I m not a drinkin man but I want in on the fun times ...does a dose of nyquil and a loratab qualify? If'n ya wanna get antiqued before the nights over:D

[olevetonahill]

Vet I m not a drinkin man but I want in on the fun times ...does a dose of nyquil and a loratab qualify?
Drunky is a loose term here My frin , do you get a buzz ?
Ill admit you If you send me some of them Tabs :D

[phead903]

Drunky is a loose term here My frin , do you get a buzz ?
Ill admit you If you send me some of them Tabs :D

Whatever works, right Vet?

[olevetonahill]

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Lets get drunky!!!!!!!!

[olevetonahill]

Lets get drunky!!!!!!!!
Bout time You got off the Phone and got back here and drinky !;)

[phead903]

Lets get drunky!!!!!!!!

I'm ahead of you, Flag!:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Lets get drunky!!!!!!!! Hell, I'm way ahead of ya.:P I gotta beer in each hand.

[olevetonahill]

I'm ahead of you, Flag!:D
Started with 2 cases
Down to one !

[olevetonahill]

Newcastle, but ain't no sense in comin to get me. I'll make a road trip of it and brang'er on down to you. How many cases?
we will go to arky ro get the beer :D
anytime , just let me know !:D