ALL ABOARD

[Turd_Ferguson]

Started with 2 cases
Down to one !:eek::eek: Damn son, are ya shotgunnin those things?:D

[olevetonahill]

Hell, I'm way ahead of ya.:P I gotta beer in each hand.
You be slow
I got a beer in each hand and My dick is holdin one !:pop:

[phead903]

we will go to arky ro get the beer :D
anytime , just let me know !:D

That's right - bring it on over to Arky:D

[olevetonahill]

:eek::eek: Damn son, are ya shotgunnin those things?:D
12 ounces = 3 sips right ?

[olevetonahill]

That's right - bring it on over to Arky:D
Hell Ya gonna get the beer and come help us fix his ride !;)

[olevetonahill]

Vet I m not a drinkin man but I want in on the fun times ...does a dose of nyquil and a loratab qualify?
The Tabs an Nyquil done did you in ?

[Flagstaffsooner]

The only good thing in tex-***.
http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/909.jpg

[olevetonahill]

The only good thing in tex-***.
http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/909.jpg
You did take ot to AZ to drink it tho right ?:eek:

[phead903]

12 ounces = 3 sips right ?

Was that sips or nips, Vet?:rolleyes:

[phead903]

Hell Ya gonna get the beer and come help us fix his ride !;)

Anytime, Vet, just let me know...:cool:

[Turd_Ferguson]

You be slow
I got a beer in each hand and My dick is holdin one !:pop:

Damn!! YOU....are my hero. LongDong Olevet:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Anytime, Vet, just let me know...:cool: Ain't gonna be one of those ****'n and fight'n party's:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

You did take ot to AZ to drink it tho right ?:eek:We got it here.

[olevetonahill]

Ain't gonna be one of those ****'n and fight'n party's:D
:D :D :D :D :D :D
you read that hih ?:twinkies:

[olevetonahill]

;)
Damn!! YOU....are my hero. LongDong Olevet:D
Most Popular dude at the nudest colony
Dude can carry 4 cups of coffe and a dozen Donuts . ;) :D
Most popular chick ?















































The one that can eat the Last donut:pop:

[Turd_Ferguson]

I think I seen her on a video a few times

[phead903]

The one that can eat the Last donut:pop:[/quote]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Ya saw her . Ya saw Part of me :D :D :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

The one that can eat the Last donut:pop:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:[/quote] If I could figure out how to post a pic in a thread, and not as a link....I'd show ya. Well, mebbe not. I don wanna get baned.

[olevetonahill]

The one that can eat the Last donut:pop:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:[/QUOTE]
Ya dont think she would be Popular ?:eek: :confused: :pop:

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ya saw her . Ya saw Part of me :D :D :D
:D:D:DDammit I feel dirty now.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Mississippi Moon keep on shin'n.....damn thats a good tune. 92.5 rocks

[olevetonahill]

:D:D:DDammit I feel dirty now.
You are ! ya dirty bastage :pop:

[phead903]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Ya dont think she would be Popular ?:eek: :confused: :pop:[/quote]

It just gives a whole new meaning to Kripsy Kreme...:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

You are ! ya dirty bastage :pop:

Hey! I resemble that remark:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Damn, I am gett'n durnk...I just reached in the frdige and grabbed a bottle of woostershire sauce. Wondered why it took four twist to get the lid off:D:D

[olevetonahill]

Hey! I resemble that remark:D
Ya say that like ya never saw a dick while watchin pron !:pop:

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ya say that like ya never saw a dick while watchin pron !:pop:
I close my eyes during the "out" part:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ya say that like ya never saw a dick while watchin pron !:pop:
I think we have pretty much run off FSS:O

[olevetonahill]

Damn, I am gett'n durnk...I just reached in the frdige and grabbed a bottle of woostershire sauce. Wondered why it took four twist to get the lid off:D:D
Reminded me of when I was 18 on my way to the Jungle . This dude told me go across the street hed a bottle Of Vodka and a bottle Of Whiskey :D
Drunk aszed me I stumble across 4 lanes of trafic reach In someones :eek: fridge Grab a bottle Of Vodka and a bottle Of Catsup :eek: :mad:
AS im tryin to stumble back across the street . I stop in the Middle of 4 lanes Of L.A. traffic toss the Catsup away
Chug the vodka , stumble back to the party . and tell the dude Hes a liyin MOFO he didnt have any booze :D
Then I spent the rest of the nite Prayin to the Porcelin God !

[olevetonahill]

Damn, I am gett'n durnk...I just reached in the frdige and grabbed a bottle of woostershire sauce. Wondered why it took four twist to get the lid off:D:D
Reminded me of when I was 18 on my way to the Jungle . This dude told me go across the street hed a bottle Of Vodka and a bottle Of Whiskey :D
Drunk aszed me I stumble across 4 lanes of trafic reach In someones :eek: fridge Grab a bottle Of Vodka and a bottle Of Catsup :eek: :mad:
AS im tryin to stumble back across the street . I stop in the Middle of 4 lanes Of L.A. traffic toss the Catsup away
Chug the vodka , stumble back to the party . and tell the dude Hes a liyin MOFO he didnt have any booze :D
Then I spent the rest of the nite Prayin to the Porcelin God !

[olevetonahill]

I think we have pretty much run off FSS:O
ya sayon Flag ?:eek: :pop:
Ill call his asz !

[stoops the eternal pimp]

hmmm.....i dosed off for a few minutes....did i miss somthin

[olevetonahill]

hmmm.....i dosed off for a few minutes....did i miss somthin
Naw
Whats going on with JH ? peem me on it ok ?

[Turd_Ferguson]

ya sayon Flag ?:eek: :pop:
Ill call his asz !
Hell I feel bad now....I thought FlagstaffSooner was a girl:eek: No offence untended:)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I sure am glad I took that Tab for my sinus infection...dont care so much now

[Turd_Ferguson]

I sure am glad I took that Tab for my sinus infection...dont care so much now
As I'm glad I puffed that tweed for my cadillacs:D:D:D

[olevetonahill]

Hell I feel bad now....I thought FlagstaffSooner was a girl:eek: No offence untended:)
uroh !

[Turd_Ferguson]

Olevet....How do you still have a liver.

[olevetonahill]

Olevet....How do you still have a liver.
3 donations :twinkies:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

i have just played about 50 games of spider solitaire and didnt win one...concentration level little low

[olevetonahill]

i have just played about 50 games of spider solitaire and didnt win one...concentration level little low
Quit playing games and Post !:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

3 donations :twinkies:
Mine is setting besied me crying wright now.

[Turd_Ferguson]

i have just played about 50 games of spider solitaire and didnt win one...concentration level little low
go to www.spidersolitairecheats.com :D:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

i forgot how to post..been gone for so long...

I m buying a jetta diesel vet..you ever work on one of those?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

go to www.spidersolitairecheats.com :D:D

thanks turd...i ve always wanted to say that

[olevetonahill]

i forgot how to post..been gone for so long...

I m buying a jetta diesel vet..you ever work on one of those?
Nope . But I can fix most anything :cool:

[yermom]

can you convert those to run on vegetable oil?

here lately with diesel being cheaper than unleaded and the mileage those things get, that is pretty cool

of course i kinda like the new base 2.5L models too

[olevetonahill]

Mine is setting besied me crying wright now.
I flush once a week at least with a Galon of water ;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

thanks turd...i ve always wanted to say that

you know you clicked on it:D:D:D:D:D:D

[olevetonahill]

can you convert those to run on vegetable oil?

here lately with diesel being cheaper than unleaded and the mileage those things get, that is pretty cool

of course i kinda like the new base 2.5L models too
Yes
2 filters ! 2 tanks !
Ywia !

[Turd_Ferguson]

I flush once a week at least with a Galon of water ;)

I drink lots of milk. I must be lactose inteloront cause it makes for some nasty farts:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

you know you clicked on it:D:D:D:D:D:D



muhhaaahhaaa...i did i cant lie

[olevetonahill]

I drink lots of milk. I must be lactose inteloront cause it makes for some nasty farts:D
Heh I get the beer shats !:eek:

[Turd_Ferguson]

Heh I get the beer shats !:eek:
SodoI

[stoops the eternal pimp]

american idol rewind is on and randy is fighting with simon...what the crap am i watching

[Turd_Ferguson]

My Wife and Kid's left me tonight:(

[stoops the eternal pimp]

where did they leave you

[olevetonahill]

My Wife and Kid's left me tonight:(
Fer good ? or just tonight ?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Fer good ? or just tonight ?
It's all good.....Granny took a swan dive this evening. Unfortunatey it was onto the concrick porch. She's bruised up a little so the wife went over to spend the night with her just to make sure. The kid's wanted to go because they can swim at her house:mad: Good for me though....I get to be in drunkytown:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

a granny with a swimming pool....a grandkids dream

[Turd_Ferguson]

a granny with a swimming pool....a grandkids dream

Tell me......I got three waterdogs. They will swim from am to pm.

[olevetonahill]

It's all good.....Granny took a swan dive this evening. Unfortunatey it was onto the concrick porch. She's bruised up a little so the wife went over to spend the night with her just to make sure. The kid's wanted to go because they can swim at her house:mad: Good for me though....I get to be in drunkytown:D
Bless grannys heart:cool:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

alright mr mayor mr ferguson im off to bed..cant seem to keep my eyelids open....i will visit again soon

[Turd_Ferguson]

alright mr mayor mr ferguson im off to bed..cant seem to keep my eyelids open....i will visit again soon Stay off them damn loritabs and ya won't have that problem ya ****n junky:D:D:D

'night Pimp(never thought i'd ever say that)

[olevetonahill]

Stay off them damn loritabs and ya won't have that problem ya ****n junky:D:D:D
Yup drink Mo beer !

[phead903]

Whiskey kinda keeps you up as well:D

No need to nod off before the DT thread is done - ya never know what will happen...

[Turd_Ferguson]

Hey Olevet. What would make my auto tranny try to go into 2nd gear when I shift it into D? Sometimes when I come to a stop, it bogs the engine down like it's still in 2nd or 3rd. For any of these problems, I just have to give it some gas and it will go back to 1st gear:confused:

[olevetonahill]

Hey Olevet. What would make my auto tranny try to go into 2nd gear when I shift it into D? Sometimes when I come to a stop, it bogs the engine down like it's still in 2nd or 3rd. For any of these problems, I just have to give it some gas and it will go back to 1st gear:confused:
Make . Model and year?:cool:

[Turd_Ferguson]

Jeep Grand Cherokee 97 AWD IL6B 4.0

[yermom]

reason #5342 that i hate automatic transmissions

[olevetonahill]

Jeep Grand Cherokee 97 AWD IL6B 4.0
Check engine lite is on rite !

[Turd_Ferguson]

Nope

[olevetonahill]

Nope
Miles ?

[Turd_Ferguson]

205k

[olevetonahill]

205k
Im gonna take 2 aspirn and call ya tommorrow !

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm gonna drink my last 4 beers and past out:D