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bdfuge
2/1/2004, 11:52 PM
I mean snickered up like a whino on hand out day.

Beano's Fourth Chin
2/3/2004, 12:49 PM
pity reply.

Norm In Norman
2/3/2004, 12:52 PM
What is a whino?

Boarder
2/3/2004, 01:21 PM
What is a whino?

Someone who likes Snickers?

Norm In Norman
2/3/2004, 01:27 PM
Snickers really satisfies. They are too sweet for me to eat. I am starting to not like stuff that is too sweet.

Mjcpr
2/3/2004, 01:35 PM
What is a whino?
People who can't get enough whine.

DCSooner
10/25/2004, 02:43 PM
This had so much potential.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/25/2004, 02:45 PM
What is a whino?

It's what the Chinese Hooters girl would call Rhino when he ordered hot wings.

DCSooner
10/25/2004, 02:48 PM
Heh. bdfuge is on a distinguished road.

Boarder
10/25/2004, 02:56 PM
It's what the Chinese Hooters girl would call Rhino when he ordered hot wings.
BOOMshakalaka! :D

Sooner51
10/25/2004, 03:01 PM
It's what the Chinese Hooters girl would call Rhino when he ordered hot wings.
I think he likes 3 mire isrand.

BeetDigger
10/25/2004, 03:04 PM
I think he likes 3 mire isrand.


And washes it down with some Coors Rite.

Rhino
10/25/2004, 03:16 PM
DAMN YOU MONGORIANS!!

STAHP BREAKING DOWN MY SHI-HE WAH!!

Boarder
10/25/2004, 03:32 PM
I can't order at PF Chang's without saying Mongorian Beef. It's physically impossible.

Mjcpr
10/25/2004, 03:33 PM
I can't order at PF Chang's without saying Mongorian Beef. It's physically impossible.
Fortunately, there isn't one near you where this would be a common problem.

:D

DCSooner
10/25/2004, 03:34 PM
I have problems saying "shuzechuan" and spelling it.

Boarder
10/25/2004, 03:35 PM
Fortunately, there isn't one near you where this would be a common problem.

:D
Hey, I'll drive. I'm crazy like that. And, OKC now has a Pei Wei, so same difference.


HA, elitist restaurant nearer guy!

Rhino
10/25/2004, 03:37 PM
Fortunately, there isn't one near you where this would be a common problem. Not until December anyway (http://www.pfchangs.com/happening/new_store.jsp).

bri
10/25/2004, 03:38 PM
YOU'RE HANDLES AREN'T SAFE!!! SOMEONE HACKED MY PASSWORD AND POSTED AS ME!!! :mad:

DCSooner
10/25/2004, 03:42 PM
meltdown in 5.4.3.2.

yermom
10/25/2004, 03:51 PM
i just had the sudden urge to lick the carpet under my bed.

or something

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 01:07 PM
meltdown in 5.4.3.2.
1...

C&CDean
7/20/2006, 01:10 PM
Norm is bored. Very bored.

Viking Kitten
7/20/2006, 01:12 PM
I'd very much like to be drunk right now.

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 01:15 PM
It's what the Chinese Hooters girl would call Rhino when he ordered hot wings.
Whino, you want you hat weengs?

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/20/2006, 01:35 PM
I'd better get some spek for that one.

I used to be funny.

CatHunter
7/20/2006, 01:38 PM
Man, that DC guy was funny. And HOTT!

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 01:42 PM
Man, that DC guy was funny. And HOTT!
It's possible for you to be more wrong.

But I doubt it.

Viking Kitten
7/20/2006, 01:45 PM
I'd better get some spek for that one.

I used to be funny.

That's what happens when you quit doing drugs.

CatHunter
7/20/2006, 01:46 PM
It's possible for you to be more wrong.

But I doubt it.


Ok. He wasn't that funny.

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 01:49 PM
You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk.

Viking Kitten
7/20/2006, 01:51 PM
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 02:03 PM
No, your line is "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

Go ahead. Try it.

Viking Kitten
7/20/2006, 02:05 PM
Too lazy.

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 02:06 PM
You won't regret it.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/20/2006, 02:07 PM
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 02:07 PM
You ask a glass of water.

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 02:10 PM
A nerd would have known what i was quoting. Where is yermom when you need him?

Norm In Norman
7/20/2006, 02:13 PM
I just said "Where is your mom when you need him?". Is that phrase insulting someone else by calling his/her mom a shemale, or is it insinuating I am dating a shemale which happens to be your mom?

Viking Kitten
7/20/2006, 02:15 PM
My personal fave:

"Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. The very worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. Thankfully it was destroyed when the earth was."

CatHunter
7/20/2006, 03:04 PM
:pop:

49r
7/20/2006, 05:41 PM
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

SoonerBorn68
7/20/2006, 07:29 PM
You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk.

"What's so bad about that?"

...ask a glass of water.

Is that what you were lookin' for Norm? :D