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jk the sooner fan
6/14/2007, 04:44 PM
for masturbating in his car near NW Expy and Independence

http://www.newsok.com/article/3066344/

Mjcpr
6/14/2007, 04:46 PM
Impossible. He has turned his life around and all that.

OSUAggie
6/14/2007, 05:07 PM
I thought he found Jesus and ****.

In other impressive Poke basketball genius news, JamesOn Curry decides to stay in the NBA draft.

colleyvillesooner
6/14/2007, 05:19 PM
I thought he found Jesus and ****.

In other impressive Poke basketball genius news, JamesOn Curry decides to stay in the NBA draft.


Well, then his name is about to be JamesOn DaBench...in the D League

OSUAggie
6/14/2007, 05:34 PM
Well, then his name is about to be JamesOn DaBench...in the D League

If he's lucky enough to make it that far...

toast
6/14/2007, 07:10 PM
"This isn't the first time Houston has been accused of sex crimes; he pleaded guilty to indecent exposure charges in 2001 and 2003. He is a registered sex offender."

I guess we will hear from him again in 2015.

okienole3
6/14/2007, 08:40 PM
http://www.koco.com/2007/0614/13505676.jpg

Jeopardude
6/15/2007, 11:40 AM
Nice chain necklace tattoo, Touchy McPervert.

OSUAggie
6/15/2007, 11:45 AM
For the record, he's only been caught touching himself.

fwsooner22
6/15/2007, 12:04 PM
For the record, he's only been caught touching himself.


Yeah, it's normal to sit in your car and do that especially where people can see you. What are we thinking!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

XingTheRubicon
6/15/2007, 12:06 PM
Houston's prior offenses
Wednesday wasn't the first time Byron Houston had been arrested for indecent exposure. A quick look at his prior offenses:
•Sept. 30, 2001: Arrested after several women reported seeing Houston masturbating on his apartment balcony.

•May 28, 2002: Arrested after he was seen masturbating through a window.

•Aug. 30, 2002: Arrested after a woman reported seeing Houston masturbating in his vehicle.

•March 4, 2003: After pleading guilty to four counts of indecent exposure, he received a suspended sentence and was ordered to undergo treatment.




He must have incredible concentration

OSUAggie
6/15/2007, 12:23 PM
Yeah, it's normal to sit in your car and do that especially where people can see you. What are we thinking!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I didn't say it was normal. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Just attempting to clear up the "Touchy McPervert" comment...

fwsooner22
6/15/2007, 12:44 PM
I didn't say it was normal. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Just attempting to clear up the "Touchy McPervert" comment...


"Touchy McPervet" would be a compliment to this dude. He is "messed" up.

Ash
6/15/2007, 01:24 PM
I didn't say it was normal. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Just attempting to clear up the "Touchy McPervert" comment...

Tug N. MacRank?

OSUAggie
6/15/2007, 01:59 PM
Tug N. MacRank?

heh; that's probably a bit more applicable.

Okieflyer
6/15/2007, 02:04 PM
For a minute there I thought this was one of Okla-homey's "this day in history" threads!

Crimsontothecore
6/15/2007, 03:11 PM
I'm sure that stoolwater is proclaiming public masturbation as a disease now. Makes you wonder what Byron and Eddie did together after the gym door was locked. Maybe he helped Eddie shake it after after he moistened a middle school.

Mjcpr
6/15/2007, 03:12 PM
I'm sure that stoolwater is proclaiming public masturbation as a disease now.

It's rumored that Byron fell over in the street while he was spanking it but some good natured aggy employees propped him back up in his seat and told him to carry on.

:D

OSUAggie
6/15/2007, 03:14 PM
Ah, former players and legal troubles...

Big Red Ron
6/15/2007, 03:27 PM
For a minute there I thought this was one of Okla-homey's "this day in history" threads!:D

Big Red Ron
6/15/2007, 03:29 PM
It's rumored that Byron fell over in the street while he was spanking it but some good natured aggy employees propped him back up in his seat and told him to carry on.

:DNo, no that was the Eddie Sutton incident! Try and keep up there Skippy. ;)

Big Red Ron
6/15/2007, 03:30 PM
I'm sure that stoolwater is proclaiming public masturbation as a disease now. Makes you wonder what Byron and Eddie did together after the gym door was locked. Maybe he helped Eddie shake it after after he moistened a middle school.More than two shakes...:D

XingTheRubicon
6/15/2007, 03:30 PM
I didn't say it was normal. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Just attempting to clear up the "Touchy McPervert" comment...


Actually, jerkin the gerkin in public over and over again is pretty much a pervert. How would you like your 10 year old niece to walk thru a parking lot and see something like that. He's been caught 4 times, so he has probably done it 100 times w/o getting caught.


He's pretty much right in the neighborhood of borderline exactly a pervert.

Noun. pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

CobraKai
6/15/2007, 04:03 PM
"This isn't the first time Houston has been accused of sex crimes; he pleaded guilty to indecent exposure charges in 2001 and 2003. He is a registered sex offender."

I guess we will hear from him again in 2015.

This makes it all the more puzzling that the Suttons had Byron working their little kids basketball camp in 2005. You probably recall that story made page 4D of the Living section...

TopDawg
6/15/2007, 04:08 PM
He's pretty much right in the neighborhood of borderline exactly a pervert.

Noun. pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

Borderline?

Soonerus
6/15/2007, 10:56 PM
I feel sorry for Byron...poor troubled guy...

Soonrboy
6/16/2007, 03:57 PM
he just needs a helping hand

sanantoniosooner
6/16/2007, 04:19 PM
Some athletes make poor choices on where they attend.

If you aren't even willing to attempt a sheep you really shouldn't go to OSU. It'll mess you up in the long run.

Same goes for Ricky and UT. You don't have to be gay to go there, but you need to be willing to learn. Otherwise you end up in a dress on a SI cover.

Jello Biafra
6/17/2007, 12:30 AM
For the record, he's only been caught touching himself.
he was doing a little more than "touching" himself and for the record, i happened to be driving by that intersection today on my way to penn square.....if he was indeed busted on that very intersection, he deserves what he gets. stupid asss.....thin the herd.....


northwest corner is starbucks....northeast corner in 7-11.....southeast corner is large parking lot over looking hooters/sonic to the north....big apartment complex to the east.....a gym maybe aspen? and baptist hospital to the west......

he couldn't have done a better job of getting spotted if he had moved to the intersection of I-44 and the broadway extension.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/17/2007, 06:08 PM
He brings a whole new meaning to the phrase pistol whipped.

1stTimeCaller
6/17/2007, 08:44 PM
C'mon folks, who here hasn't done that?

Glass houses people.
glass.
houses.




;)

Sooner24
6/17/2007, 09:05 PM
C'mon folks, who here hasn't done that?

Glass houses people.
glass.
houses.




;)


You've done that at Northwest Expressway and Independence Road in Oklahoma City???? :eek:

SleestakSooner
6/17/2007, 10:29 PM
This is such a touching story of self abuse. I hope that Byron and his Aggot brethren can come to grips with this strange perversion and get a handle on his addiction...

I could go on but it's just way too easy.

opksooner
6/17/2007, 10:35 PM
"Get a hold of yourself, man!"

Sooner24
6/17/2007, 10:38 PM
opk how goes it? Long time no post.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/17/2007, 10:38 PM
C'mon folks, who here hasn't done that?

Glass houses people.
glass.
houses.




;)Was that you parked in a truck in front of Pete's Place the other night? ;)

the_ouskull
6/17/2007, 10:41 PM
•Sept. 30, 2001: Arrested after several women reported seeing Houston masturbating on his apartment balcony.

•May 28, 2002: Arrested after he was seen masturbating through a window.

•Aug. 30, 2002: Arrested after a woman reported seeing Houston masturbating in his vehicle.

Hey, Byron... PUT THE D*CK DOWN !!!!!

the_ouskull