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pb4ou
6/14/2007, 03:21 PM
:eek:


BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch. The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.

slickdawg
6/14/2007, 03:22 PM
The say the squirrel went to church............

I_SMELL_FEAR
6/14/2007, 04:11 PM
The say the squirrel went to church............
The day the squirrel went berserk

in the First Self-Righteous Church......????

Paperclip
6/14/2007, 04:16 PM
in the sleepy little town of Pascagoula.

SoonerStormchaser
6/14/2007, 05:24 PM
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival...

...they was singin hymns and shoutin Halleleujah!

OzarkSooner
6/14/2007, 09:59 PM
Ya don't want one of them buggers runnin' up yer pants leg lookin' for nutz, that's for sure.

SoonerStormchaser
6/14/2007, 10:13 PM
Hey...you ruined the beat of this thread!

SoonerStormchaser
6/14/2007, 10:19 PM
Here's the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_067ahbXfg

olevetonahill
6/14/2007, 10:22 PM
Deal is and Old fart kilt the Mofo ;)

StoopTroup
6/15/2007, 01:52 AM
Ray had some good songs...lol

Taxman71
6/15/2007, 08:55 AM
in the sleepy little town of Pascagoula.

Or was it Passthemoola?

Hamhock
6/15/2007, 09:02 AM
anybody have any tips for cleaning squirrel?

i like killing and eating them, but cleaning the little buggers is a royal pain. I'd rather dress a 200lb deer than 1 little squirrel.

I_SMELL_FEAR
6/15/2007, 09:30 AM
Ray had some good songs...lol

yeah, I heard The Streak the other day for the first time in years and I had forgot what genius it was.

OU4LIFE
6/15/2007, 09:35 AM
fastest thing on two feet.

OzarkSooner
6/15/2007, 01:11 PM
Hey...you ruined the beat of this thread!


Oooops, sorry 'bout that. :O

garland sooner
6/15/2007, 02:42 PM
thank god these runts don't run around campus.