View Full Version : dolemite and dieting
dolemitesooner
6/14/2007, 02:13 PM
So I am standing in the comic book store cutting it up with a couple of my friends when the topic of weight comes up. One of my cocky *** friends Ron was talking about how he could not gain any weight. The conversation quickly turned into me losing weight. I had told him and a few other friends that about a year ago I had lost about 30 pounds, but I put it back on when I changed positions and schedules at work. Being the cocky *** Ron is he popped off something like.
" You can't lose weight and keep it off Fat ***" " If you got down below 200 pounds I would buy you Laser Hair Removal surgery"
You see. Its this big joke in circle of friends I have that I am a hairy basterd.
I told him to put it on paper and sign it and we would have witnesses sign it. He added a few stipulations.
1. I have to be down to 195 bye Dec 31 2007
2. I have to keep the weight off for 1 year after the weigh in.
I decided then and there that I was going to win this thing.
It has been 3 ½ weeks now. When I first weighed in here at work I started out at 263. I am now at 245. Its coming off quickly. Its amazing what a healthy diet and exercise will do.
I will be keeping this updated as I continue to shed the pounds. For all of you basterds that stalk me on myspace ingore this
JohnnyMack
6/14/2007, 02:30 PM
You should go on The Biggest Loser.
Petro-Sooner
6/14/2007, 02:33 PM
Good luck dude. If they made a zero calorie beer I would be money.
Osce0la
6/14/2007, 02:33 PM
Its amazing what a healthy diet and exercise will do.
No kidding, I was actually able to comprehend that entire post...and it was a pretty lengthy post at that... ;)
oh, and good job man. :D
OU4LIFE
6/14/2007, 03:01 PM
263?
fatass.
OUAndy1807
6/14/2007, 03:05 PM
I'm at 240. Anyone care to make this a competition?
I'm about out of weight to lose.
Petro-Sooner
6/14/2007, 04:17 PM
Speaking of diets I'm about to make some changes myself. As of today I'm no longer drinking coke. Avoiding the all you can eat places. Stuff like that. Just eat healthier. I'd like to get down to 200.
dolemitesooner
6/14/2007, 04:37 PM
263?
fatass.
I will bet you are right there with me
SoonerStormchaser
6/14/2007, 05:23 PM
****...I'm 135...got any weight you'd care to donate?
proud gonzo
6/14/2007, 05:57 PM
****...I'm 135...got any weight you'd care to donate?seriously. I lost about 5 lbs in Greece. If I lose any more in NYC, I'm gonna be in trouble.
congrats, doleo, and good luck
GottaHavePride
6/14/2007, 08:14 PM
I'm at 195 right now. Once I get the hang of my schedule here I plan to take advantage of the free health club membership all the opera employees (yeah, all 5 of us) get. I think I might actually gain weight with that, though, 'cause I'm a girly man right now.
Speaking of diets I'm about to make some changes myself. As of today I'm no longer drinking coke. Avoiding the all you can eat places. Stuff like that. Just eat healthier. I'd like to get down to 200.
Just reading this post made me hungry.
TUSooner
6/14/2007, 08:49 PM
Just reading this post made me hungry.
Hmmm. When I read the title of this thread, I sorta lost my appetite. :texan:
Scott D
6/14/2007, 08:53 PM
I want to get fat enough to get on The Biggest Loser...or have a massive heart attack...whichever comes first.
Sooner24
6/14/2007, 08:57 PM
I knew this whole thing was a hoax when it started out with you having friends.
;)
I want to get fat enough to get on The Biggest Loser...or have a massive heart attack...whichever comes first.
You can do both.
Aim high.
soonerboomer93
6/14/2007, 09:57 PM
have a massive heart attack while competing on biggest loser
Soonerus
6/14/2007, 10:05 PM
Congrats Dole on your progress...
olevetonahill
6/14/2007, 11:06 PM
You ****ers quit losing the wieght :eek:
Cause Im finding it all :twinkies: :twinkies: :twinkies: :twinkies:
Good for you Doleo. Losing weight is a momentum thing in my opnion. You sound like you have a good start so all you have to do is keep it up. Keep the updates coming because peer pressure is a great motivator.
Soonerus
6/14/2007, 11:47 PM
Good for you Doleo. Losing weight is a momentum thing in my opnion. You sound like you have a good start so all you have to do is keep it up. Keep the updates coming because peer pressure is a great motivator.
Totally agree, don't wuss out and start ton-ing up again...
critical_phil
6/15/2007, 12:52 AM
I'm at 240. Anyone care to make this a competition?
let's go, nancy. name your price.
i'm a lardass, just axe 1TC.
OU4LIFE
6/15/2007, 07:40 AM
I will bet you are right there with me
pffft I passed your fatass YEARS ago.
Christmas before last I was 347. right now I'm about 305. I'd LIKE to see 275 by my birthday. that'd be cool.
dolemitesooner
6/15/2007, 12:05 PM
pffft I passed your fatass YEARS ago.
Christmas before last I was 347. right now I'm about 305. I'd LIKE to see 275 by my birthday. that'd be cool.
Your pretty ****ing tall too
OU4LIFE
6/15/2007, 12:15 PM
It helps disguise my fatitude.
Scott D
6/15/2007, 01:48 PM
pffft I passed your fatass YEARS ago.
Christmas before last I was 347. right now I'm about 305. I'd LIKE to see 275 by my birthday. that'd be cool.
slim...oh wait..lemme go get on my scale...one sec.... 312.8 beyonce. Then again start of the year I was pushing 330.
OU4LIFE
6/15/2007, 02:18 PM
yeah, but you're like 6' 11"
:D
Scott D
6/15/2007, 02:30 PM
and thankfully not all that hairy :D
OU Adonis
6/15/2007, 02:36 PM
6'1 and 210. I would like to drop about 25 pounds.
dolemitesooner
6/18/2007, 06:38 AM
I weighed in this mourning at 239
olevetonahill
6/18/2007, 07:34 AM
Last time I skeered the scales 235 :eek:
But Im just under 6 ft :mad:
dolemitesooner
6/18/2007, 08:10 AM
I am 6'2
olevetonahill
6/18/2007, 08:14 AM
I am 6'2
Around ?:eek:
congrats dole.
started my diet about three months ago and lost about 30 lbs, down to 285.
dolemitesooner
6/18/2007, 08:17 AM
Around ?:eek:
Feet Tall.....That so was not funny
olevetonahill
6/18/2007, 08:47 AM
Feet Tall.....That so was not funny
Itdamshownufwas !;)
SteelClip49
6/18/2007, 09:20 AM
I was fit before I was in a relationship, then the bi-polar- psychotic- depressed woman I was with for 1.5 years got me to 50 pounds overweight, now it has been a year since I have been away from her and OU and I am now at 215. I need to be at 190 and things will be even more hip.
My workout consists of 3 days a week at A Center for Healthy Living at the OUHSC and playing basketball up there for 3 hours. Oh it feels good at the end when in the steam room.
BTW, no one can handle me on the court, especially from 3 point range.
dolemitesooner
6/18/2007, 09:24 AM
I was fit before I was in a relationship, then the bi-polar- psychotic- depressed woman I was with for 1.5 years got me to 50 pounds overweight, now it has been a year since I have been away from her and OU and I am now at 215. I need to be at 190 and things will be even more hip.
My workout consists of 3 days a week at A Center for Healthy Living at the OUHSC and playing basketball up there for 3 hours. Oh it feels good at the end when in the steam room.
BTW, no one can handle me on the court, especially from 3 point range.
What? When you wanna play bitch:cool:
mdklatt
6/18/2007, 09:25 AM
BTW, no one can handle me on the court, especially from 3 point range.
Are you saying you could take Courtney Paris in one-on-one?
:pop:
dolemitesooner
6/18/2007, 09:25 AM
Are you saying you could take Courtney Paris in one-on-one?
:pop:
LOL
Are you saying you could take Courtney Paris in one-on-one?
:pop:
He said "no one". I gotta believe that's what he means. ;)
frankensooner
6/18/2007, 09:54 AM
seriously, Body For Life, it works. I am at 165 and I am 5'10". I have been up to 230 at one point in my life, and being fit is tons better.
springs sooner
6/18/2007, 10:44 AM
for those that dont like to run on a treadmill or the only running you do is to the beer store. may i suggest getting a heavy bag and doing some kickboxing. great workout to tone up muscles, you can also picture your boss or ex or someone else you just dont like and beat the crap out them with out the fear of them hitting back.
Scott D
6/18/2007, 11:29 AM
for those that dont like to run on a treadmill or the only running you do is to the beer store. may i suggest getting a heavy bag and doing some kickboxing. great workout to tone up muscles, you can also picture your boss or ex or someone else you just dont like and beat the crap out them with out the fear of them hitting back.
Hey 4Life...this is how you can "get" Bruce. ;)
stoops the eternal pimp
6/18/2007, 11:38 AM
im down from 249 to 230 over the last month and a half...eating a lot slower and taking smaller bites seems to have helped quite a bit..and making myself hurl after every meal
stoops the eternal pimp
6/18/2007, 11:50 AM
and crystal meth before breakfast
dolemitesooner
6/18/2007, 12:13 PM
and crystal meth before breakfast
Dude that **** is expensive...I use homemade meth and go to the gym at all hours cause I cant sleep
Scott D
6/18/2007, 12:27 PM
muh****er you use the dustin diamond diet of fat burners and junk food, who the hell you kidding.
OU4LIFE
6/18/2007, 12:44 PM
Hey 4Life...this is how you can "get" Bruce. ;)
can someone send me a picture to paste on my heavy bag? That not hitting back part sounds great to a big ***** like myself.
NormanPride
6/18/2007, 02:05 PM
Keep at it, my man! I've dropped almost 60, and I'm taking it slow now. :) Honeymoon in Jamaica kind of set me back, but it's all good.
SteelClip49
6/18/2007, 04:45 PM
I thought I could then I thought of it and I reconsidered. No one can handle me on the court THAT ISN'T A COLLEGE HOOPS PLAYER OR ALUMNUS.
Dole, I would spot you 10 points and give you a lollipop so at the end you would still be happy that you did get something out of the thrashing I unleash. Yes, I said it.
SWISH!!!!!!!!!!
OU4LIFE
6/19/2007, 06:59 AM
careful Doleo, he's a 'force to be reckon with'.....
careful Doleo, he's a 'force to be reckon with'.....
The last guy that stood up to Doleo "disappeared".
dolemitesooner
6/19/2007, 09:56 AM
I thought I could then I thought of it and I reconsidered. No one can handle me on the court THAT ISN'T A COLLEGE HOOPS PLAYER OR ALUMNUS.
Dole, I would spot you 10 points and give you a lollipop so at the end you would still be happy that you did get something out of the thrashing I unleash. Yes, I said it.
SWISH!!!!!!!!!!
Give me 10 points name your time and place somewhere around here...I have multiple places we can play. Put Your money where your mouth is too
yermom
6/19/2007, 10:06 AM
here we go again
Scott D
6/19/2007, 10:43 AM
Give me 10 points name your time and place somewhere around here...I have multiple places we can play. Put Your money where your mouth is too
right now....on the muh****in' moon. It's the only way your fat *** would get any hops.
OU4LIFE
6/19/2007, 10:45 AM
The last guy that stood up to Doleo "disappeared".
I reckon that's right.
OU4LIFE
6/19/2007, 10:46 AM
right now....on the muh****in' moon. It's the only way your fat *** would get any hops.
I reckon you'd have to define 'hops'. Cause 2" is still hops in some places. ;)
Scott D
6/19/2007, 10:47 AM
I reckon you'd have to define 'hops'. Cause 2" is still hops in some places. ;)
heh...I trust the wanksta knows what I'm talking about...Dean on the other hand...probably thinks that I'm telling doleo to run a brewery on the moon. ;)
dolemitesooner
6/19/2007, 07:10 PM
heh...I trust the wanksta knows what I'm talking about...Dean on the other hand...probably thinks that I'm telling doleo to run a brewery on the moon. ;)
:D Wangsta ...****
yermom
6/19/2007, 07:58 PM
you know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
i know, i know different song, but i always like that line in reference to doleo :D
dolemitesooner
6/28/2007, 01:05 PM
237
IB4OU2
6/28/2007, 01:15 PM
seriously. I lost about 5 lbs in Greece. If I lose any more in NYC, I'm gonna be in trouble.
congrats, doleo, and good luck
Wierd, I lost about fortyfive pounds in lard....
dolemitesooner
6/28/2007, 01:18 PM
yeah thats about what I need to lose
dolemitesooner
7/27/2007, 11:15 AM
Ok I weighed in at 227 yesterday
NormanPride
7/27/2007, 11:18 AM
Awesome. Keep it up!
C&CDean
7/27/2007, 11:19 AM
heh...I trust the wanksta knows what I'm talking about...Dean on the other hand...probably thinks that I'm telling doleo to run a brewery on the moon. ;)
In my ghetto it's "ups" muh****ah.
dolemitesooner
7/27/2007, 11:21 AM
In my ghetto it's "ups" muh****ah.
Yeah all I have seen you have is the "downs" in the mud bitch when that cow killed your ***
OKC-SLC
7/27/2007, 11:23 AM
nice work, doleo.
Boomer.....
7/27/2007, 11:29 AM
36 lbs. Good jorb!
C&CDean
7/27/2007, 11:33 AM
Yeah all I have seen you have is the "downs" in the mud bitch when that cow killed your ***
That "cow" was a bull, and that "mud' was more **** and **** than mud, and that little ****er weighed 654 pounds, and I bounced up like a champion after he "killed" me.
I worked cows/calves yesterday, and I made special care to give that little ****er his shots with the dullest, rustiest needle I could find. I also gave his sack a little love squeeze and said "this is from Doleo."
dolemitesooner
7/27/2007, 11:35 AM
That "cow" was a bull, and that "mud' was more **** and **** than mud, and that little ****er weighed 654 pounds, and I bounced up like a champion after he "killed" me.
I worked cows/calves yesterday, and I made special care to give that little ****er his shots with the dullest, rustiest needle I could find. I also gave his sack a little love squeeze and said "this is from Doleo."
You know dean you don't have to lie to be cool. You will always be cool with me ....
OU4LIFE
7/27/2007, 11:45 AM
doleo, no matter how much weight you lose, you can't lose teh gay.
SelmaBamaFan
7/27/2007, 11:59 AM
Good jorb Doleo!
I used to stay fit back in the day but have become a fat *** myself. I think I should try to lose some weight. Doleo has inspired me!
OKC-SLC
7/27/2007, 12:11 PM
Doleo has inspired me!
This may be the first time these words have evar been uttered.
JohnnyMack
7/27/2007, 12:19 PM
doleo, no matter how much weight you lose, you can't lose teh gay.
I would think the easiest way would be to just move and not tell Yermom where he went.
OU4LIFE
7/27/2007, 12:29 PM
heh
Scott D
7/27/2007, 12:29 PM
I would think the easiest way would be to just move and not tell Yermom where he went.
except he can't quit yermom.
yermom
7/27/2007, 12:36 PM
I would think the easiest way would be to just move and not tell Yermom where he went.
:mad:
OU4LIFE
7/27/2007, 12:39 PM
I thought they were the same person.
dolemitesooner
7/27/2007, 01:28 PM
I thought they were the same person.
I ****ing hate you:D I am am going to shiv your hairy *** next time I see you
OU4LIFE
7/27/2007, 01:30 PM
good to know. I'll be on the lookout for Dolemom. ;)
dolemitesooner
8/16/2007, 01:02 AM
219 Beyoncye 219
StoopTroup
8/16/2007, 02:41 AM
You gonna eat at the 1st tailgate Doleo?
We'll be watching...
I might bring a scale. ;)
dolemitesooner
8/16/2007, 08:24 AM
You gonna eat at the 1st tailgate Doleo?
We'll be watching...
I might bring a scale. ;)
Ohh I will be eating at every tailgate....mark that **** down....and drinking
stoops the eternal pimp
8/16/2007, 06:35 PM
down to 216 now from 249.....126 degree heat and workin outside in no shade is really a great diet plan...and the meth still works
GottaHavePride
8/16/2007, 09:28 PM
Damn, dude, good job. Two months later ans I still haven't been to the health club I get to use for free. that starts this weekend.
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