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crawfish
6/14/2007, 01:19 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html
SicEmBaylor
6/14/2007, 01:20 PM
x2
achiro
6/14/2007, 01:49 PM
actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.
Pretty sure she's already eliminated you two from the running with that first line.
Hamhock
6/14/2007, 02:00 PM
in other news, Jessica Alba is shocked to hear she has herpes.
Osce0la
6/14/2007, 02:05 PM
Maybe she'd settle for me...hell, it's only one night :D
Scott D
6/14/2007, 02:28 PM
from a female who admitted to watching porn when nobody was around, this isn't much of a surprise.
Taxman71
6/14/2007, 02:30 PM
Angelina Jolie, you have competition.
Osce0la
6/14/2007, 02:31 PM
Angelina Jolie, you have competition.
She wants to have sex, not adopt 30 million foreign kids...

;)
yermom
6/14/2007, 04:24 PM
Ms. Alba you know where to find me
Taxman71
6/14/2007, 04:53 PM
She wants to have sex, not adopt 30 million foreign kids...

;)

For now. Wait til the guilt sets in.
dolemitesooner
6/14/2007, 04:55 PM
PLEASE
dolemitesooner
6/14/2007, 04:57 PM
http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/20050606/jessica_alba_1-thumb.jpg
SHE CAN KEEP HER CLOTHES ON TOO I WILL BE ALL GOOD
SoonerStormchaser
6/14/2007, 05:19 PM
SicEm...you wouldn't know what to do if she showed up. You might explode.

Go back to your hole and wait for us to call you.
KC//CRIMSON
6/14/2007, 06:24 PM
June 14, 2007
Jessica Alba is an American hero


OK! Magazine is reporting that Endeavor Talent Agency dropped Paris Hilton because Jessica Alba pushed to have her kicked. An insider reveals:

“They were getting a lot of pressure from bigger clients to get rid of Paris. None of them wanted to have the same agents as Paris; she’s an embarrassment to any real artist. Jessica is the anti-Paris — a real star who hates the silly L.A. party scene that Paris reigns over. She made it clear to the folks at Endeavor — either Paris goes or she goes.”

And if that doesn't qualify her for greatest woman on the planet, she also says she's up for one night stands as long as the guy doesn't stick around the next morning. She tells Cosmopolitan magazine:

"I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

The word 'hero' is thrown around a lot these days, but I think it's safe to say Jessica Alba is the greatest hero to have ever lived. I once ran into a burning building to save a child and his pet dog, but compared to Jessica Alba I might as well have spent that day beating up kittens.:D
soonerboomer93
6/14/2007, 08:24 PM
line forms behind me
GottaHavePride
6/14/2007, 08:25 PM
OUT!

IN!

OUT!

;)