Ever see a female driving a Porsche 911?

[OUDoc]

Me either. I wonder why that is.

[Mjcpr]

They already wrecked it?

[Mongo]

they dont have penises that need to be compensated for?

[RacerX]

They don't have shoes that go with the car?

[C&CDean]

Well have you ever seen a man driving a VW Beetle or Mazda Miata? Me neither.

[OUDoc]

Well have you ever seen a man driving a VW Beetle or Mazda Miata? Me neither.
I've seen people who are genetically a male driving those cars, though that's not exactly what you asked, is it? :)

[proud gonzo]

maybe because the Vanquish is cuter

[BajaOklahoma]

I think poor high school and college kids get a pass on driving a VW Beetle. But when they're out and working, they'd better get something else.

[Hamhock]

because they are expensive cars and women aren't smart enough to get the well paying jobs that afford such luxuries?

[sooneron]

I have seen one woman driving a 911 :hot:

But she wasn't as :hot: as the one that was driving the McLaren Benz. WAY :hot:

[mdklatt]

Me either. I wonder why that is.

Women aren't insecure about penis size.

[C&CDean]

I think poor high school and college kids get a pass on driving a VW Beetle. But when they're out and working, they'd better get something else.

Yeah, but only if it's one of the Beetles that was made before VW came out of the closet.

[proud gonzo]

Women aren't insecure about penis size.um... mongo already kinda said that

[mdklatt]

um... mongo already kinda said that

Didn't see it. :O

[Boomer.....]

Because they don't care about performance and usually get the Boxster.

[yermom]

i would so drive an old Beetle

i love those things

[sooneron]

Because they don't care about performance and usually get the Boxster.
Oh really!!!???


http://www.caranddriver.com/bestcars/12069/2007-porsche-boxster-and-cayman.html

[Boomer.....]

Oh really!!!???


http://www.caranddriver.com/bestcars/12069/2007-porsche-boxster-and-cayman.html
Not saying that they don't have power, just not as much as a 911.

[achiro]

Well have you ever seen a man driving a VW Beetle or Mazda Miata? Me neither.
The guy on the tv show Gearz is modifiying a miata. He's going for a "60s look" kind of using a cobra as a starting idea. It seems to be going pretty well, and ungodly motor, new hood, front bumper, front fenders and the same to the back, look nothing like a miata now though. :D

[crawfish]

Question: can we buy ANYTHING big or fast or fun without being accused of compensating?

[Boomer.....]

:les: NO!

[OUDoc]

Question: can we buy ANYTHING big or fast or fun without being accused of compensating?
Nope. It took you guys 2 years to lay off me and my GTO.
Now, pick on yermom some more. ;)

[TUSooner]

Well have you ever seen a man driving a VW Beetle or Mazda Miata? Me neither.

I have driven both (though not owned either) and they were fun to drive, so a great big ol' "FY" to Dean & Doc. <ignernt bastages>

I knew a woman with a 911, I rode it a lot. The car I mean. The woman was a little spooky, now that you mention it, but sexy-spooky not butch-spooky.

[OUDoc]

I have driven both (though not owned either) and they were fun to drive, so a great big ol' "FY" to Dean & Doc. <ignernt bastages>

I knew a woman with a 911, I rode it a lot. The car I mean. The woman was a little spooky, now that you mention it, but sexy-spooky not butch-spooky.
I was just making sure I understood Dean's statement. :D I had a good friend who drove a Miata and they are very well-respected stock racing cars. I always did, and still do, hate Beetles. Sorry.

[C&CDean]

I have driven both (though not owned either) and they were fun to drive, so a great big ol' "FY" to Dean & Doc. <ignernt bastages>

So, you go by the old "driving a Miata is like ****ing a fag - it feels good, even if it is gay" credo.

[Partial Qualifier]

The 911 and a VW Beetle are look almost similiar to me.. but have you ever driven a 911? Don't know about newer models but it was once the most ergonomically fubar vehicle, ever.

[TUSooner]

So, you go by the old "driving a Miata is like ****ing a fag - it feels good, even if it is gay" credo.
I'll defer to you on the fag-f***ing. :texan:
But I'd drive your mom if she was fast & topless.

I will say I've never driven a new Beetle, just the old air-cooled rear engine dealies. If you closed your eyes, they were like slow Porsches. Both smelled like gasoline all the time.

[LilSooner]

because they are expensive cars and women aren't smart enough to get the well paying jobs that afford such luxuries?


BOOOO! I might let you ride in my Maserati , but only so you can change oil.

Wait, stupid me you don't need to RIDE in it to change the oil.

Now get to work grease monkey!

:pop:

[Hamhock]

BOOOO! I might let you ride in my Maserati , but only so you can change oil.

Wait, stupid me you don't need to RIDE in it to change the oil.

Now get to work grease monkey!

:pop:

ahh, quit. i was only funnin. :D

now, take off your top and fix me a sammich.

[C&CDean]

But I'd drive your mom if she was fast & topless.

You are one nasty sumbitch. Have you ever seen my mom?

And I think I already cleared up the point about the old/new Beetles. I owned a 1967 Beetle, and a 1973 VW Thing. Hetero, all the way.

The new Barbie Doll Beetles are exceedingly queer.

[C&CDean]

ahh, quit. i was only funnin. :D

now, take off your top and fix me a sammich.

ruh roh....

[LilSooner]

I know, now get on your knees and rub my feet.



please rhino don't read this you know your the only man toy that's allowed to rub my feet.

[mdklatt]

I might let you ride in my Maserati , but only so you can change oil.


Maseratis and other Italian cars leak so much oil that you never need to change it, just refill it.

:D

[StoopTroup]

Back in HS I had a 1968 Crimson Beetle. It had American Mags and Wide tires and fiberglass flared fenders all the way around it. It had a gas powered heater that was supplied by the fuel tank and ran off it's own spark plug. That bastage would crank out the heat! I had to have the heater because when I overhauled the motor the old radiant heater system came out. I put a Porsche motor with a cam, dual Weber Carbs and a header on it. It would go faster than I wanted it to go...

Beetles weren't the most aerodynamic vehicles...

[TUSooner]

You are one nasty sumbitch. Have you ever seen my mom?

And I think I already cleared up the point about the old/new Beetles. I owned a 1967 Beetle, and a 1973 VW Thing. Hetero, all the way.

The new Barbie Doll Beetles are exceedingly queer.

Heck, I even owned a '69 Karmann Ghia. My wife still misses it.

Where does a FIAT 124 rank on the manly-meter? I've owned 2, which proves I'm an idiot if nothing else does.
They were are so unreliabble and left me on the roadside so often, they should get man-points just for the guaranteed hardship.

[yermom]

Fix
It
Again
TU

[TUSooner]

Fix
It
Again
TU
:D :D :D

[MamaMia]

I've never seen a masculine type man driving a Nissan XTerra either. Its a girly SUV. :D

[MamaMia]

I know, now get on your knees and rub my feet.



please rhino don't read this you know your the only man toy that's allowed to rub my feet.
:pop:

[C&CDean]

Heck, I even owned a '69 Karmann Ghia. My wife still misses it.

Where does a FIAT 124 rank on the manly-meter? I've owned 2, which proves I'm an idiot if nothing else does.
They were are so unreliabble and left me on the roadside so often, they should get man-points just for the guaranteed hardship.

What is it with you lawyer-types and European cars? I'm thinking you need to have at least average/above-average intelligence to get through law school. Then y'all go out and by a BMW or a Volvo or a Mercedes. Educated idiots?

And ANYTHING built in Europe is a POS. Just varying degrees of POSiness.

[Scott D]

wimmin prefer the Mustang to the 911.

[Oldnslo]

What is it with you lawyer-types and European cars? I'm thinking you need to have at least average/above-average intelligence to get through law school. Then y'all go out and by a BMW or a Volvo or a Mercedes. Educated idiots?

And ANYTHING built in Europe is a POS. Just varying degrees of POSiness.

here's something that was built in France, of all places. You wouldn't like it, though:
http://www.chrisabraham.com/bridget-bardot-bikini-thumb.jpg

[Scott D]

she looks pretty German to me. ;)

I'm thinking Dusseldorf area. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Well have you ever seen a man driving a VW Beetle or Mazda Miata? Me neither.
Onion of sadness.
:(

[Viking Kitten]

here's something that was built in France, of all places. You wouldn't like it, though:
http://www.chrisabraham.com/bridget-bardot-bikini-thumb.jpg

Bridget Bardot's index toe is longer than her thumb toe.

[Oldnslo]

I don't care if her index toe is prehensile. That's an all-time hawt pic.

[Hamhock]

Bridget Bardot's index toe is longer than her thumb toe.

and i find that particular trait very sexy :D

[Oldnslo]

...and, for whatever it may be worth:

My index toe is longer than my thumb toe.

[Viking Kitten]

and i find that particular trait very sexy :D

How YOU doin'?

[RFH Shakes]

Not saying that they don't have power, just not as much as a 911.

...but it does have the MAN-umatic shifting option!

[TUSooner]

What is it with you lawyer-types and European cars? I'm thinking you need to have at least average/above-average intelligence to get through law school. Then y'all go out and by a BMW or a Volvo or a Mercedes. Educated idiots?

And ANYTHING built in Europe is a POS. Just varying degrees of POSiness.
My Fiats - deffinite Ps of S -- unless thery happened to be drivable on a given day.
My VWs- NOT

If I ever owned a Mercedes, Volvo, or a BMW I never noticed.

[C&CDean]

here's something that was built in France, of all places. You wouldn't like it, though:
http://www.chrisabraham.com/bridget-bardot-bikini-thumb.jpg

Let's see, an old hag who still hangs out with loons protesting people eating meat. Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't like it.

The thing about the European cars and you lawyers cracks me up. I mean it's not just my opinion - do some research - and you'll find that Euromobiles are giant hunks of poop. And for whatever reason, you lawyerly types seem to love them.

[C&CDean]

My Fiats - deffinite Ps of S -- unless thery happened to be drivable on a given day.
My VWs- NOT

If I ever owned a Mercedes, Volvo, or a BMW I never noticed.

Fiats and Triumphs/MGs are at the very bottom of the reliability list. For Euros, VW is the best - but the very BEST VW sucks hind tit to the worst Japmobile.

[Oldnslo]

Let's see, an old hag who still hangs out with loons protesting people eating meat. Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't like it.

The thing about the European cars and you lawyers cracks me up. I mean it's not just my opinion - do some research - and you'll find that Euromobiles are giant hunks of poop. And for whatever reason, you lawyerly types seem to love them.
What? Nothing to say about her toes?

[yermom]

Fiats and Triumphs/MGs are at the very bottom of the reliability list. For Euros, VW is the best - but the very BEST VW sucks hind tit to the worst Japmobile.

i'd still rather have a VW than a Mazda

[C&CDean]

i'd still rather have a VW than a Mazda

A Mazda 6 vs. a new Beetle?

[SicEmBaylor]

You all can say what you want about the New Beetle but the thing was a damned hoot to drive, it drove GREAT, it was comfortable, and I never had any problems with it whatsoever.........aside from totaling it.

[yermom]

A Mazda 6 vs. a new Beetle?

from a reliability standpoint... yes

a Turbo S Beetle would be a lot of fun... anyone know if they have the same transmission as the new Jettas?

[mdklatt]

You all can say what you want about the New Beetle

Built. In. Flower vase.

[TUSooner]

Fiats and Triumphs/MGs are at the very bottom of the reliability list. For Euros, VW is the best - but the very BEST VW sucks hind tit to the worst Japmobile.
I'm an anglophile, but British cars are teh sukk.

The last 5 cars I have bought (4 new, 1 used) were Japanese.
With my budget - and dang-near-crotchety age - I need dependability and functionality above all else. I've gotten it with all 5.
2 Toyotas & 1 Honda = best
Mitsu & Nissan = not quite so much

If I needed a truck, I'd probably buy a GM or Chevy, but other than that . . .

[SicEmBaylor]

My dad's got an MG midget he takes around the car show circuit. Something is ALWAYS wrong with that car.

[Scott D]

you know British cars are terrible when Ford considers them a drain on resources and wants to dump them.