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OCUDad
6/11/2007, 05:47 PM
Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper

By Associated Press

MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa - Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.
"She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. "See, I can't say it with a straight face."
Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said.
Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet, Walker said.
Butts insisted it was the first time she'd pilfered toilet paper, but she declined to answer further questions on her attorney's advice.
The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemeanor, normally carries a sentence of less than a year in jail. But Butts could face more time if convicted under the state's habitual offender law because she has prior theft convictions.
Walker did not know why Butts was at the courthouse, but said that she did not work there.

sanantoniosooner
6/11/2007, 05:48 PM
You made this up.

OCUDad
6/11/2007, 05:51 PM
:les: I SAID YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!

crawfish
6/11/2007, 05:59 PM
It would be funnier if her son's name was "Seymour".

Harry Beanbag
6/11/2007, 06:02 PM
It's the courthouse's fault for using the 2-ply good stuff. If they used John Wayne paper like every other public facility, nobody would want it. It's entrapment I say.

LoyalFan
6/11/2007, 08:59 PM
It would be funnier if her son's name was "Seymour".

Uhhh, ekshully, it IS. He wrote that classic re high school football, entitled
"Under The Grandstands".
No kidding...honest...true dat...every word...would I lie to yew?

LF

yermom
6/11/2007, 10:17 PM
fifth-degree theft

heh