View Full Version : I stabbed myself in the thumb with my dad's pocket knife today
just to see it bleed. Any of you pansies top that? ;)
It hurt, BTW.
King Crimson
6/9/2007, 09:14 PM
i shot a man in reno?
proud gonzo
6/9/2007, 09:26 PM
...i cooked dinner
...i cooked dinner
Did you at least cook mutated sea bass?
Scott D
6/9/2007, 09:36 PM
just to see it bleed. Any of you pansies top that? ;)
It hurt, BTW.
you better go see a doctor about that. :D
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/9/2007, 09:38 PM
Whaffo you needin' to see blood? What kind of doc don't see no blood in his business?
XingTheRubicon
6/9/2007, 09:50 PM
Remember when Hawkeye Pierce was blind for a couple of days.....
SicEmBaylor
6/9/2007, 09:56 PM
Before my dad decided to open up his own general practice, he was a surgeon down in Florida. He was apparently a pretty good one, but when he gets ANY kind of knife or sharp object in his hand he cuts himself GUARANTEED. I've never seen a guy accidentally cut and stab himself as much as my dad does with a common pocket or steak knife.
OUinFLA
6/9/2007, 10:37 PM
you better go see a doctor about that. :D
Be prepared to wait a couple of hours.
You know how doctors are nowdays.
KC//CRIMSON
6/9/2007, 10:55 PM
just to see it bleed. Any of you pansies top that? ;)
It hurt, BTW.
Let's see you do that on Coumadin.;)
King Crimson
6/9/2007, 10:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U36vBqaIu-c
Scott D
6/9/2007, 11:06 PM
Before my dad decided to open up his own general practice, he was a surgeon down in Florida. He was apparently a pretty good one, but when he gets ANY kind of knife or sharp object in his hand he cuts himself GUARANTEED. I've never seen a guy accidentally cut and stab himself as much as my dad does with a common pocket or steak knife.
didn't know there was that much of a need for surgery on sheep and cows in florida.
stoops the eternal pimp
6/10/2007, 09:00 AM
better get it fixed before the man comes around
Okla-homey
6/10/2007, 09:24 AM
spray some Windex on it
85Sooner
6/10/2007, 12:14 PM
WAS IT GREEN?
crawfish
6/10/2007, 03:04 PM
Hopefully it wasn't your good hand, so it won't affect your ability to check colons.
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