I stabbed myself in the thumb with my dad's pocket knife today

[OUDoc]

just to see it bleed. Any of you pansies top that? ;)






It hurt, BTW.

[King Crimson]

i shot a man in reno?

[proud gonzo]

...i cooked dinner

[OUDoc]

...i cooked dinner
Did you at least cook mutated sea bass?

[Scott D]

just to see it bleed. Any of you pansies top that? ;)






It hurt, BTW.

you better go see a doctor about that. :D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Whaffo you needin' to see blood? What kind of doc don't see no blood in his business?

[XingTheRubicon]

Remember when Hawkeye Pierce was blind for a couple of days.....

[SicEmBaylor]

Before my dad decided to open up his own general practice, he was a surgeon down in Florida. He was apparently a pretty good one, but when he gets ANY kind of knife or sharp object in his hand he cuts himself GUARANTEED. I've never seen a guy accidentally cut and stab himself as much as my dad does with a common pocket or steak knife.

[OUinFLA]

you better go see a doctor about that. :D


Be prepared to wait a couple of hours.
You know how doctors are nowdays.

[KC//CRIMSON]

just to see it bleed. Any of you pansies top that? ;)






It hurt, BTW.


Let's see you do that on Coumadin.;)

[King Crimson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U36vBqaIu-c

[Scott D]

Before my dad decided to open up his own general practice, he was a surgeon down in Florida. He was apparently a pretty good one, but when he gets ANY kind of knife or sharp object in his hand he cuts himself GUARANTEED. I've never seen a guy accidentally cut and stab himself as much as my dad does with a common pocket or steak knife.

didn't know there was that much of a need for surgery on sheep and cows in florida.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

better get it fixed before the man comes around

[Okla-homey]

spray some Windex on it

[85Sooner]

WAS IT GREEN?

[crawfish]

Hopefully it wasn't your good hand, so it won't affect your ability to check colons.