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Okla-homey
6/9/2007, 12:29 PM
DENNIS: Listen - strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
GottaHavePride
6/9/2007, 01:07 PM
"moistened bint" may be my favorite insult ever.
IronSooner
6/9/2007, 01:19 PM
Help help, I'm being repressed!
Flagstaffsooner
6/9/2007, 01:41 PM
Penguin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR19wnxsqu4)
crawfish
6/9/2007, 01:43 PM
Oh my, there's some lovely filth down here!
Viking Kitten
6/9/2007, 01:55 PM
"I am an enchanter."

"By what name are you known?"

There are some who call me... Tim?"
SoonerBorn68
6/9/2007, 02:02 PM
Bloody peasant!
Okla-homey
6/9/2007, 04:36 PM
It's only a model.
TUSooner
6/9/2007, 05:26 PM
It is a silly place.
John Kochtoston
6/10/2007, 12:11 AM
http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/images/photos/10broadway.jpg

In Tulsa July 15. I'll be there
Boffingham
6/10/2007, 10:21 AM
We saw SPAMalot in London a couple weeks ago...outrageously hilarious

You have to REALLY like Monty Python though...
Frozen Sooner
6/10/2007, 11:22 AM
"moistened bint" may be my favorite insult ever.

It's a good one. But I think "Yeasty codpiece" has now supplanted it.
Okla-homey
6/10/2007, 11:25 AM
If PG (a confessed MP fan) walked up to a tailgate wearing a "Moistened Bint" t-shirt I would fall down laughing.

Just saying.
Frozen Sooner
6/10/2007, 11:38 AM
Or a shirt that said "I'm a duck."

That'd be cool, too.
Okla-homey
6/10/2007, 01:01 PM
or "Watery Tart"
ADs_Agent
6/10/2007, 01:08 PM
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
Okla-homey
6/10/2007, 01:16 PM
WITCHES FLOAT!
Frozen Sooner
6/10/2007, 01:19 PM
They're made of wood!
SleestakSooner
6/10/2007, 01:22 PM
Oh! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
SoonerBorn68
6/10/2007, 01:24 PM
And now,
SoonerBorn68
6/10/2007, 01:25 PM
#3

http://arago4.tnw.utwente.nl/stonedead/silly-stuff/the-larch/larch-04.jpg
SoonerBorn68
6/10/2007, 01:28 PM
The Larch.

http://www.gov.pe.ca/photos/original/af_e_larch.jpg
SicEmBaylor
6/10/2007, 01:30 PM
Lurch
http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch4.jpg
sooneron
6/10/2007, 01:35 PM
Spamalot was greatness.
trwxxa
6/19/2007, 09:07 PM
I saw Spamalot last weekend. Quite entertaining. It had some unexpected, and bizarre, scenes.

You do need to be a Monty Python fan.

And Esther Stilwell, who portrays the Lady of the Lake on the U.S. tour, got her B.F.A. from OU.