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Czar Soonerov
6/8/2007, 01:14 PM
I hate it when they drive by and just look, then drive off. Like their **** is better than my ****. :mad:

Oh, and to the lady who I helped load up her car, thanks for rubbing your tittays all over my cheek and shoulder. We're open tomorrow too if you need some more "stuff".
mdklatt
6/8/2007, 01:17 PM
I hate it when they drive by and just look, then drive off. Like their **** is better than my ****. :mad:


You've got it backwards. For them to want any of your **** it has to be better than their ****.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 01:18 PM
How much for the old pair of sneakers with the green mow-the-lawn crap on them?

Those are sweet.
Mjcpr
6/8/2007, 01:23 PM
Do y'all have any of those "Ayatollah Assahola" t-shirts?

How about a bowling ball, no bag?
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 01:38 PM
Ooh! It says $2 bucks for the giant pumpkin punch bowl...will you take $1.75?
Petro-Sooner
6/8/2007, 01:39 PM
Ooh! It says $2 bucks for the giant pumpkin punch bowl...will you take $1.75?

Do you really see that? People trying to save a nickles and dimes?
TopDaugIn2000
6/8/2007, 01:40 PM
heh, my parents are having a garage sale today too.
Fugue
6/8/2007, 01:44 PM
Do you really see that? People trying to save a nickles and dimes?

People go to those just for the bargaining. The best is when people think they are being tricky and screw up the math. Bring up a couple of $1.25 items and say they'll give you $3 for both. :D
Viking Kitten
6/8/2007, 01:54 PM
GARAGE SALE DRIVE BY'S WHAT?? IT MUST OWN SOMETHING, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST USE AN APOSTROPHE S TO MAKE A PLURAL.
mdklatt
6/8/2007, 01:57 PM
GARAGE SALE DRIVE BY'S WHAT?? IT MUST OWN SOMETHING, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST USE AN APOSTROPHE S TO MAKE A PLURAL.

There's going to be some angry nookie in the Soonerov household tonight....
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 01:58 PM
How much for the couch with the wagon wheel sides?
sooner_born_1960
6/8/2007, 01:59 PM
Mind your own p's and q's.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 02:02 PM
OMG...I'll give $25 bucks for the whole lot...

http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shoes_1.jpg
OU4LIFE
6/8/2007, 02:06 PM
How much for that POS shotgun mounted to that plaque?

:mad:
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 02:07 PM
I gotta have this...

http://files.tellmewhereonearth.com/Photos%20Weirdest/w228.JPG
Viking Kitten
6/8/2007, 02:10 PM
I gotta have this...

http://files.tellmewhereonearth.com/Photos%20Weirdest/w228.JPG

THAT AIN'T FOR SALE!!
Sooner_Bob
6/8/2007, 02:15 PM
I think we're taking some stuff over to some friends house tonight for their garage sale in the morning . . . if it don't sell it's going to goodwill.

Anyone need a dryer or small reach-in freezer for cheap? :D
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 02:19 PM
Man, these would look so sweet on the back of my terlet. You take $3.48 for the pair?

:les: FLUSH OR YOU GET A WHITE POINTY THING IN YOUR BACK!!!

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/bnmmjm.jpg
Viking Kitten
6/8/2007, 02:20 PM
Man, these would look so sweet on the back of my terlet. You take $3.48 for the pair?

:les: FLUSH OR YOU GET A WHITE POINTY THING IN YOUR BACK!!!

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/bnmmjm.jpg

CHANGE THE EMPTY TOILET PAPER ROLL OR IT'S GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Petro-Sooner
6/8/2007, 02:22 PM
LOL Thats just tackey. :D
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 02:25 PM
OMG, HOW MUCH, HOW MUCH, HOW MUCH?!?!??!?!

http://www.eikongraphia.com/wordpress/wp-content/PetRock-550c.jpg
Czar Soonerov
6/8/2007, 02:27 PM
So far no buyers for VK's shelf. She'll be happy.

http://www.papemelroti.com/26-89.jpg
Viking Kitten
6/8/2007, 02:29 PM
You're dead now, Czar. I ain't ****in' around anymore.
Petro-Sooner
6/8/2007, 02:29 PM
So far no buyers for VK's shelf. She'll be happy.

http://www.papemelroti.com/26-89.jpg

Look at the craftsmanship!!!
Mjcpr
6/8/2007, 02:31 PM
So far no buyers for VK's shelf. She'll be happy.

http://www.papemelroti.com/26-89.jpg

Does it say "COUNTRY" or "COUNTRY KITCHEN" on it anywhere?
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 02:34 PM
$3 bucks? Are you kidding me? Okay...but only if you throw in the aygs.

http://www.condellceramics.com/Gifts/Images/33027.jpg
Czar Soonerov
6/8/2007, 02:44 PM
Ahh, closing time. Now I just have to put all this crap back in the garage so nobody will steal it tonight.

http://ggcarbone.com/images/gcarbone-340-Field.jpg
Viking Kitten
6/8/2007, 02:48 PM
$3 bucks? Are you kidding me? Okay...but only if you throw in the aygs.

http://www.condellceramics.com/Gifts/Images/33027.jpg


I could never have that in my house. It would lead to me making too many tasteless remarks about the big **** and the unfertilized eggs.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/8/2007, 02:49 PM
*snicker*
Viking Kitten
6/8/2007, 02:50 PM
Ahh, closing time. Now I just have to put all this crap back in the garage so nobody will steal it tonight.

http://ggcarbone.com/images/gcarbone-340-Field.jpg

How much didja git?

Oh... and I've changed my mind about selling the white wicker corner curio shelves. I've decided they really are the best place to park my Precious Moments figurine collection.
Jimminy Crimson
6/8/2007, 02:52 PM
Czar, I'm glad we got everything back under the carport!

http://static.flickr.com/90/243255723_0dc8d5fa4a.jpg
Jimminy Crimson
6/8/2007, 02:54 PM
I've decided they really are the best place to park my Precious Moments figurine collection.

Speaking of... I've heard that Lladro is Precious Moments for people with more money to throw away on junk. :pop:
Viking Kitten
6/8/2007, 02:56 PM
Carmela Soprano collects Lladro.
Mjcpr
6/8/2007, 02:56 PM
Carmela Soprano collects Lladro.

However, the Pillsbury chick was unimpressed.
Czar Soonerov
6/8/2007, 02:59 PM
Czar, I'm glad we got everything back under the carport!

http://static.flickr.com/90/243255723_0dc8d5fa4a.jpg

I'll give $3 fer dat walker in the back...
Jimminy Crimson
6/8/2007, 03:13 PM
Czar, it's your sh!t... You don't have to pay for it.

Btw, how much for that half bag of cow manure?
Viking Kitten
6/8/2007, 03:15 PM
Czar, it's your sh!t... You don't have to pay for it.



Dammit Jimminy, SHUT UP!!!
Jimminy Crimson
6/8/2007, 03:18 PM
Dammit Jimminy, SHUT UP!!!

I mean, Czar, the walker is $15 -- barely used at all. I'll take $12, though.
KC//CRIMSON
6/8/2007, 03:42 PM
How much for the Flaming Lips cd?
Flagstaffsooner
6/8/2007, 03:53 PM
How much for autographed VK pics with her SF.com shirt on?
LoyalFan
6/9/2007, 02:45 AM
OMG...I'll give $25 bucks for the whole lot...

http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shoes_1.jpg


Is that you, Imelda?


LF
StoopTroup
6/9/2007, 03:36 AM
I gotta have this...

http://files.tellmewhereonearth.com/Photos%20Weirdest/w228.JPG
If those are implants...you should sue...:eek: ;)

:pop:
Tailwind
6/9/2007, 03:40 AM
What the bloody hell is that thing?
Jimminy Crimson
6/9/2007, 03:42 AM
OMG...I'll give $25 bucks for the whole lot...

http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shoes_1.jpg

Beyonce, I'll give you $2.73 for the purple pair in the middle row! :texan:
StoopTroup
6/9/2007, 04:19 AM
What the bloody hell is that thing?
It isn't a 3 eyed toad...:D
http://aura.zaadz.com/photos/2/17630/large/toad3eyes_lg.jpg