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Rogue
6/7/2007, 07:52 PM
If I can't get truthiness, a ticket that I'd like to see (and one I think is electable) is Edwards & Gore.

Or these d00ds:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/cjrogue/sb08.jpg
rufnek05
6/7/2007, 07:54 PM
i'd vote for them
royalfan5
6/7/2007, 07:54 PM
Zombie Barry Goldwater with Zombie Gerald Ford as his running mate.
Frozen Sooner
6/7/2007, 07:55 PM
Richardson/Obama or Richardson/Edwards.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/7/2007, 08:07 PM
Top ticket: (Duh)Danny Glover and Alec Baldwin!
Second choice: Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell
If the top 2 tickets can't be done: Cindy Sheehan and Geraldo Rivera
rufnek05
6/7/2007, 08:10 PM
zombie bob marley/zombie hendrix.
Scott D
6/7/2007, 08:15 PM
Harrison Ford and Michael Douglas ;)
royalfan5
6/7/2007, 08:17 PM
zombie bob marley/zombie hendrix.
Even Zombie's have to be U.S. natives to run for President though.
olevetonahill
6/7/2007, 08:27 PM
We already done this
Its Dean fer Prez me for being in charge of Vice .:D
VeeJay
6/7/2007, 08:31 PM
Edwards is toast after this one.
soonerboomer93
6/7/2007, 08:44 PM
If I can't get truthiness, a ticket that I'd like to see (and one I think is electable) is Edwards & Gore.

Or these d00ds:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/cjrogue/sb08.jpg


I don't think Gore's electable any more, and I doubt he would go for being VP again..
soonerscuba
6/7/2007, 09:24 PM
Nixon/Hoover.
Soonerus
6/7/2007, 09:37 PM
Gore is a proven fraud...
rufnek05
6/7/2007, 09:44 PM
i wouldn't vote for any ticket he was on just based on his movie. never mind the fact that he looks and acts like he has a stick up his a$$
olevetonahill
6/7/2007, 10:05 PM
Didnt AG just say he " didnt think he had the political savvy " or some such to Run fer Prez ?
Fuk if he aint got what it takes to run for the Office , why in hell would anyone think he had what it took to run the Country ?:confused:
proud gonzo
6/7/2007, 10:34 PM
Bill Pullman and Kevin Kline
proud gonzo
6/7/2007, 10:35 PM
Peter Sellers and Peter Sellers.
TheLurker
6/7/2007, 11:11 PM
Palmer & Palmer 2008
http://www.paulscheer.com/uploaded_images/davidpalmer2-768879.jpghttp://www.buddytv.com/articles/24/Images/db-woodside-24.jpg
Jimminy Crimson
6/7/2007, 11:18 PM
McCain/Keating
Harry Beanbag
6/7/2007, 11:34 PM
Edwards/Gore is about the most unelectable ticket that could possibly exist. One's a narcissistic psycho, the other is a psychotic narcissist.

Until further notice, I'm on the Fred Thompson bandwagon. I haven't decided on a worthy running mate yet. And this is only if Chuck Norris is not running.
Soonerus
6/7/2007, 11:34 PM
If Keating ran I would contribute heavily against him...out of Oklahoma then back for 8 years as Governor, then out of Oklahoma again...what a chump...
Soonerus
6/7/2007, 11:35 PM
Edward/Gore is about the most unelectable ticket that could possibly exist.

totally agree...
1stTimeCaller
6/8/2007, 12:04 AM
Keating was numero uno on Bush's list for VP until Cheney scuttled it.
Blue
6/8/2007, 12:06 AM
I really don't see anyone worth voting for at this point.
1stTimeCaller
6/8/2007, 12:10 AM
I'd like to vote for a Homer Hulme/Steve LaForge ticket.
olevetonahill
6/8/2007, 12:12 AM
Ya Bastages
Vote Dean Prez . Me as Vice dude !
goingoneight
6/8/2007, 12:13 AM
Switzer/Stoops 2008. :D
Blue
6/8/2007, 12:18 AM
Switzer/Stoops 2008. :D

I think Stoops/Switzer.

Switzer is more of an ambassador type. I could see him drinking Vodka w/ Putin, Tequila w/ Chavez, and Saki w/ Kim Jong. He'd set them all straight and they'd be attending Sooner games after awhile. As for the queerbait from Iran, Barry would just slap him around a little and talk some sense to him.

Now when President Stoops talked, people would listen.

"We nuked Iran in a great way! America is about winning championships!":D
jk the sooner fan
6/8/2007, 12:22 AM
Keating was numero uno on Bush's list for VP until Cheney scuttled it.

ahhh, i read a little different - while Bush gave strong consideration to Keating, there was some trust issue there - and once you violate trust with Bush - he drops you from out of his inner circle - and thats how Keating slipped out of favor for that - i cant remember what the issue was however
SicEmBaylor
6/8/2007, 12:31 AM
ahhh, i read a little different - while Bush gave strong consideration to Keating, there was some trust issue there - and once you violate trust with Bush - he drops you from out of his inner circle - and thats how Keating slipped out of favor for that - i cant remember what the issue was however

That was the problem as I remember it. Keating broke with Bush on some issue and that was supposedly the deal breaker.
goingoneight
6/8/2007, 12:35 AM
I think Stoops/Switzer.

Switzer is more of an ambassador type. I could see him drinking Vodka w/ Putin, Tequila w/ Chavez, and Saki w/ Kim Jong. He'd set them all straight and they'd be attending Sooner games after awhile. As for the queerbait from Iran, Barry would just slap him around a little and talk some sense to him.

Now when President Stoops talked, people would listen.

"We nuked Iran in a great way! America is about winning championships!":D


Bob: "Look, I told you, we killed Osama, we're ready to move on as a nation. Again, I just think that we're put together in too good'a way to keep reflecting on this. I liked our overall execution of the Al-Qaeda leader, but I still feel there's room to improve for our next opponent."

Barry: "L'me tell ya somethin'... (points finger) we're not going to take anymore **** from that little bastard, Kim Jong Illiot, mkay? I'll tell ya somethin' else, too... anyone else who wants some!!! (smacks hand down on table violently)."

Sound about right? :D
Blue
6/8/2007, 12:37 AM
I like it. America can do no worse right now.

Certainly!
King Crimson
6/8/2007, 12:41 AM
the next presidential election will embarrass us all. trust me. it's gonna be terrible.
Blue
6/8/2007, 12:47 AM
the next presidential election will embarrass us all. trust me. it's gonna be terrible.

I believe that with everything I have. Sad. I blame the media, politics, and...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_artists/P16556J26G5.JPG
SoonerGirl06
6/8/2007, 12:49 AM
Personally I think it's gonna be a Thompson/Guiliani GOP ticket.
goingoneight
6/8/2007, 12:50 AM
the next presidential election will embarrass us all. trust me. it's gonna be terrible.

Can't be much worse than the 2000 crapshoot, IMHO. Well, unless our president gets arrested hours before elected or something... maybe then, yeah.
King Crimson
6/8/2007, 12:59 AM
Can't be much worse than the 2000 crapshoot, IMHO. Well, unless our president gets arrested hours before elected or something... maybe then, yeah.


it's going to be a freakshow.

the 2000 election featured the post-Clinton loverboy Gore and blueblood oil money Bush name. parodic as both are/were at least there was something.

2008 will be an open bloodbath on manufactured issues.

i suggest you turn off your TV and vote for a non dem non GOP candidate, whoever the F it is. think about it: somebody has to. might as well be you and me.
goingoneight
6/8/2007, 01:00 AM
I'm thining Stewart/Colbert... straight ballot.
SoonerGirl06
6/8/2007, 01:03 AM
it's going to be a freakshow.

the 2000 election featured the post-Clinton loverboy Gore and blueblood oil money Bush name. parodic as both are/were at least there was something.

2008 will be an open bloodbath on manufactured issues.

i suggest you turn off your TV and vote for a non dem non GOP candidate, whoever the F it is. think about it: somebody has to. might as well be you and me.

I totally agree.

It ain't gonna be pretty on either side of the ticket.
Blue
6/8/2007, 01:03 AM
Right now I will be voting 3rd party KC. Doesn't matter who it is. Probably Libertarian.

The questions and answers in the debates so far have mostly disgusted me. Manufactured is absolutely correct. Trying to pander to every possible voting group.

Bunch of phonies.
SoonerGirl06
6/8/2007, 01:41 AM
Bunch of phonies.

They're politicians.... what do you expect?
Jimminy Crimson
6/8/2007, 02:25 AM
Keating was numero uno on Bush's list for VP until Cheney scuttled it.

There was also the Keating/Dreyfus scandal that put a damper on things.

Keating is one of McCain's biggest supporters and routinely goes out and speaks for him when John can't make it...
OklahomaTuba
6/8/2007, 08:14 AM
Wow.

Someone actually thinks Mr. $400.00 Hair Cut man is worth a damn.

I nearly spewed coffee all over my keyboard.

http://cache.wonkette.com/politics/edwardscompact.jpg/edwardscompact.jpg

And Gore???????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Might as well cancel the election and hand the whitehouse keys to the GOP if that happens.
crawfish
6/8/2007, 08:18 AM
Schwarzenegger/Stallone

Strike fear in the heart of commies - and linguists - everywhere. :D
jk the sooner fan
6/8/2007, 08:19 AM
Fred Thompson and Gene Hackman!

:)
Chuck Bao
6/8/2007, 08:23 AM
Hatfield - cuz 1stTC sez we owe him one.

And, he couldn't be worse than...
OklahomaTuba
6/8/2007, 01:06 PM
Now THIS if funny.



Senator Edwards is outlining a new national security strategy that hinges on the creation of a 10,000-person civilian peace corps to stem the tide of terrorism in weak and unstable countries.http://www.nysun.com/article/56127?page_no=1

Hmm, AQ and Iran vs the peace corp.

BRILLIANT!
SanJoaquinSooner
6/8/2007, 01:23 PM
The best Democrat ticket would be Clinton/Richardson.

The best Republican ticket would be McCain/Guiliani in either order.
sooneron
6/8/2007, 01:26 PM
Personally I think it's gonna be a Thompson/Guiliani GOP ticket.
You don't think that Rudy will be veep, do you?
Scott D
6/8/2007, 02:54 PM
Now THIS if funny.

http://www.nysun.com/article/56127?page_no=1

Hmm, AQ and Iran vs the peace corp.

BRILLIANT!

you should support this idea. It gives you a way to get rid of those damned hippy libz.
SicEmBaylor
6/8/2007, 02:55 PM
Calhoun/Coolidge
OklahomaTuba
6/8/2007, 03:56 PM
you should support this idea. It gives you a way to get rid of those damned hippy libz.

Perhaps.

While only they would be dumb enough to think this is worth doing, expecting a damned hippy lib to actually practice what they preach is another matter.
JohnnyMack
6/8/2007, 03:59 PM
http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/highlander.jpg

He'd just go around loppin' peoples domes off at the debates like he was OJ Simpson. No one would mess around with us if this guy ran.
Rogue
6/8/2007, 04:27 PM
there was some trust issue there - and once you violate trust with Bush - he drops you from out of his inner circle


http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/cjrogue/meet-the-fockers-de-niro.jpg
King Crimson
6/8/2007, 05:47 PM
You don't think that Rudy will be veep, do you?

i'm not real into Rudy-world so much, though many prefer authoritarianism and such....in the name of "Freedom".

and for that reason, i think he has a chance of winning. but i doubt he'll VP for anyone.
King Crimson
6/8/2007, 05:49 PM
Perhaps.

While only they would be dumb enough to think this is worth doing, expecting a damned hippy lib to actually practice what they preach is another matter.

exactly, why don't you enlist and go to Iraq/Afghanistan/Iran....the upper age is 40 now, right?

you've mos def got the preachy part down...maybe it's time to match words and deeds?