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sanantoniosooner
6/7/2007, 07:41 PM
What do you think Paris's medical condition is?

Semen withdrawl?

Allergic to minorities?

Chipped tooth?
royalfan5
6/7/2007, 07:43 PM
The Clap and Clymidia merging into a super STD.
soonerboomer93
6/7/2007, 08:41 PM
it's calls RSWG syndrome..
OCUDad
6/7/2007, 08:49 PM
Cellulitis.

...runs away...
yermom
6/7/2007, 11:19 PM
Trisomy 21
Soonerus
6/7/2007, 11:23 PM
Present Traumatic Stress Syndrome....
goingoneight
6/8/2007, 12:00 AM
Gonoherpesyphalitis B
Soonerus
6/8/2007, 12:01 AM
allergic reaction to other prisioners...
Blue
6/8/2007, 12:03 AM
Self-Reflection.
StoopTroup
6/8/2007, 02:37 AM
A lack of mirrors.
Okla-homey
6/8/2007, 06:10 AM
Acute Manifestations of Narcissism Disorder (AMND)
OUDoc
6/8/2007, 08:11 AM
I'm guessing jail really scared her and she had some sort of panic attack.
sanantoniosooner
6/8/2007, 08:11 AM
Premature Stoolification
Okla-homey
6/8/2007, 08:48 AM
I'm guessing jail really scared her and she had some sort of panic attack.

...and if she were one of us, she would have been whisked off to some prison floor of a psych hospital or the sick wing of the jail and put under the tender care of Nurse Ratched who would have dosed her with sedatives and that would have been the end of that.

Lady Justice is weeping underneath her blindfold this morning.
Hamhock
6/8/2007, 08:57 AM
...and if she were one of us, she would have been whisked off to some prison floor of a psych hospital or the sick wing of the jail and put under the tender care of Nurse Ratched who would have dosed her with sedatives and that would have been the end of that.

Lady Justice is weeping underneath her blindfold this morning.


i actually saw a lawyer on foxnews challenging anyone to find a single person in the entire california prison system doing 45 days for DUS. every other case he has ever heard of was $100 and out. he said she was definitely getting special treatment....but not in a good way.
FaninAma
6/8/2007, 09:00 AM
A monstrous PMS episode.
opksooner
6/8/2007, 11:58 AM
...and if she were one of us, she would have been whisked off to some prison floor of a psych hospital or the sick wing of the jail and put under the tender care of Nurse Ratched who would have dosed her with sedatives and that would have been the end of that.

Lady Justice is weeping underneath her blindfold this morning.

*thumbs up ikon*
OklahomaRed
6/8/2007, 12:40 PM
Acute alcohol withdrawal?

Impaction caused by the inability to take a dump with other people watching?

Unable to exercise without a pole to dance on?

:D
OzarkSooner
6/8/2007, 02:48 PM
I read a story that said Staph infection was RAMPANT in the jail where she is doing time. I also heard a reporter this morning on ABC I'm thinking refer to that as a possiblity of her "medical condition."

(Now, whether she brought it in with her or not is the question.)
sanantoniosooner
6/8/2007, 06:13 PM
I didn't think she was opposed to a staff injection.
SleestakSooner
6/8/2007, 06:58 PM
I didn't think she was opposed to a stiff erection.

Fixed :D
sanantoniosooner
6/8/2007, 07:09 PM
can't fix what's not broke