FREE PARIS!

[Okla-homey]

As a founding member of the civil rights organization commited to the freedom of Paris Hilton, I am happy to anounce that according to unnamed sources in Los Angeles, Ms. Hilton has been released from jail and is now free to move about the country.

Our work is not done however, as there are many other young, narcissitic celebs who will require the support of our grassroots efforts to keep them free.

That is all.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Booooo!

Lock her up! :mad:

[Mjcpr]

http://www.dirgart.com/anunnaki/photos/big/hitler_paris.jpg

[BigRedJed]

Guh.

[JohnnyMack]

http://www.dirgart.com/anunnaki/photos/big/hitler_paris.jpg

http://www.archives.gov/research/ww2/photos/images/ww2-104.jpg

[picasso]

I saw her mugshot on the tellie, she's even posing for that.

what a joke.

when I got my 4th DUI I had to go to jail.

[OUDoc]

Why did they let her go so soon?

[BigRedJed]

"Medical condition." She has to wear an ankle bracelet and serve out the rest of her hitch in the tough confines of her home. She disgusts me.

[OUDoc]

"Medical condition." She has to wear an ankle bracelet and serve out the rest of her hitch in the tough confines of her home. She disgusts me.
Ah, spineless. Gotcha.

[BigRedJed]

You're talking about Paris, or law enforcement? It sounds like "spineless" was somebody else's medical condition.

[crawfish]

Wonder how many officials she had to give "oral treatment" to?

[OUDoc]

I'm amazed at some of the ridiculous crap people want me to write for them as an excuse for jury duty, etc, and it works. It's all true, but it's also so weak I'd think the judge would laugh at it. Apparently not.

[Penguin]

She has herpes and she had a major flareup. The jail was not equipped to help her. According to my sources....

[Vaevictis]

She has herpes and she had a major flareup. The jail was not equipped to help her. According to my sources....

Well, if anyone on the planet is going to develop a mutant strain that goes airborne, it's going to be her.

[Sooner98]

Fox News just reported that the "medical condition" was that it was purely mental, that she was just "beside herself", and on her way to a breakdown, possibly crying all night in her cell.

Lucky for her this wasn't Shawshank prison, where Officer Hadley would have come in and "sung her a lullaby". :D

[soonerboomer93]

Judge is not happy, neither is the D.A.

She has to be in court at 9 am

http://tv.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=264863

[Soonerus]

I don't see any real purpose for keeping her in jail...who really cares...

[olevetonahill]

Fox News just reported that the "medical condition" was that it was purely mental, that she was just "beside herself", and on her way to a breakdown, possibly crying all night in her cell.

Lucky for her this wasn't Shawshank prison, where Officer Hadley would have come in and "sung her a lullaby". :D
I was diagnosed with Multiple personality's
I was beside my self All the time /:eek:

[rufnek05]

what ****es me off about the whole thing is that she thinks that she is better than everyone. i'm gettin ****ing tired of all these rich mofo's gettin away with **** that normal people have to go to jail for. i say put her in with the general population of the prison. and if she gets shanked the world just might be a little bit better.

[Soonerus]

You'd be surprised at how many commoners never see a day in jail after all types of serious crimes....it's an epedemic...

[olevetonahill]

You'd be surprised at how many commoners never see a day in jail after all types of serious crimes....it's an epedemic...
Thats we HIRE , Folks Like you :P

[KC//CRIMSON]

So what happens when she breaks house arrest and is photographed blowing some dude in the bathroom stall at the Whiskey A Go Go?


Oh sorry, Paris. Here's a free pass to Disneyland.:rolleyes:

[Soonerus]

I understand why people would be upset about her being released, it just does not bother me that much...

[olevetonahill]

So what happens when she breaks house arrest and is photographed blowing some dude in the bathroom stall at the Whiskey A Go Go?


Oh sorry, Paris. Here's a free pass to Disneyland.:rolleyes:
It be ok , IF its ME :D

[Blue]

Thats we HIRE , Folks Like you :P

I don't know if I'd hire a lawyer who couldn't spell, "conscience."

[Soonerus]

Hey, I have three people check my spelling before anything goes out of my office...spelling police...SF no spelling checks....

[Blue]

Heh.


Some things are sacred everywhere...horrendous murder of a child is sacred even in SO...no excuse, show a little conscious...

[Soonerus]

WTF...

[Blue]

what?

[Blue]

I bet she got alone with herself for a couple of hours, (something that hasn't happened to her prolly EVER!) and realized what a human stain on the Earth she really is. She probably didn't like hanging out with herself very much.

[StoopTroup]

She's Hawt. ;)

[goingoneight]

I'd hit it... double bagged and duct-taped, though. ;)

[TexasLidig8r]

I don't know if I'd hire a lawyer who couldn't spell, "conscience."

Conshun... Kaunscun...contchus... :confused:

[OUinFLA]

So what happens when she breaks house arrest and is photographed blowing some dude in the bathroom stall at the Whiskey A Go Go?



She'll make a few extra million selling the video on the internet.

"Bad Girls do Bad Things"

[stoopified]

I've always thought Paris was overrated.Take away that big radio tower and whatta ya got? Essentially Washington D.C.

[Okla-homey]

We will not rest until poor Paris is released and receives a full official apology and restitution from the evil socialite hating LA County establishment.

FREE PARIS!

NO JUSTICE, NO PIECE!

[OUinFLA]

No Piece?

I thought we were talking about Paris Hilton?


btw, doesn't Mr Hilton have anything to say about all this?

[olevetonahill]

No Piece?

I thought we were talking about Paris Hilton?


btw, doesn't Mr Hilton have anything to say about all this?
And I thot she was Always Free ?:confused:

[SicEmBaylor]

I've always thought Paris was overrated.Take away that big radio tower and whatta ya got? Essentially Washington D.C.
The absolute worst day in D.C. is 50x better than the very best day in Paris.

I HATE that freakin' city with a hatred unequaled in all the emotions in all of the history of mankind.

[Chuck Bao]

I've got lucky in Paris a few times. In DC, nothing, nada, squat.

The only thing that really bothers me about Paris is their habit of always replying: "But of course...".

[SicEmBaylor]

I've got lucky in Paris a few times. In DC, nothing, nada, squat.

The only thing that really bothers me about Paris is their habit of always replying: "But of course...".

Of all the things there are to hate about Paris, Parisians, and anything else associated with the **** hole....that is definitely at the bottom of the list.

[Chuck Bao]

Of all the things there are to hate about Paris, Parisians, and anything else associated with the **** hole....that is definitely at the bottom of the list.

So, we should actually pay attention to your opinion because you're knowledgeable about the city and spent a lot of time there?

[olevetonahill]

So, we should actually pay attention to your opinion because you're knowledgeable about the city and spent a lot of time there?
No

[SicEmBaylor]

So, we should actually pay attention to your opinion because you're knowledgeable about the city and spent a lot of time there?

I only spent 3 1/2 weeks there, but my opinion of the place started dropping the minute I stepped off the plane.

I spent a couple of weeks in the north of France as well which I enjoyed tremendously. The next time I go back over there I want to spend more time in London which I adore.

[SleestakSooner]

I don't know about the rest of you but suddenly Paris seems like an ideal vacation spot and London... meh not so much.

[Blue]

Is saying, "Which I adore" part of your act too? Cause that's pretty gay.

[Soonerus]

...Im sorry that's just not right...

[KC//CRIMSON]

Yes, it's real. And yes, it's hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zCmhdN3XjaA

[Blue]

Yes, it's real. And yes, it's hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zCmhdN3XjaA

Here he is again in the back with his mouth wide open, holding up a sign.:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B86AJJvgfwk&NR=1

[Scott D]

maybe if she tried to get to mexico in a white bronco going 25 mph down the freeway.......

[Soonerus]

Nice, timely avatar...

[SoonerGirl06]

It's California. What do you expect?

[Soonerus]

It's California. What do you expect?


I would guess modern Californians could care less...

[sooneron]

I think it's very fitting that Paris is in jail.

[Soonerus]

I think Paris Hilton could use new lawyers...

[SoonerGirl06]

The entire judicial system in California is one great big circus. It should surprise no one what happens out there.

[Petro-Sooner]

I'm really surprised shes doing the time she is doing. Most others would be out.

[Soonerus]

The entire judicial system in California is one great big circus. It should surprise no one what happens out there.

You are right...

[sooneron]

If you think it's just California, then you are sadly naive.

[SoonerGirl06]

If you think it's just California, then you are sadly naive.

No, it's not just California, but since the topic of discussion is the judicial system in California I worded my post that way.

[pb4ou]

I applaud the judge for making a stand.

[Scott D]

I applaud the prosecutor for sticking to his guns.

[sooneron]

I applaud Paris for showing her's.

[SoonerGirl06]

I applaud Paris for showing her's.

Well, if you're into the herpes thing... then yeah.

[Scott D]

herpes is all the rage these days.

[sooneron]

Please try to keep up- it was in reference to the post above mine.




merlot drinkers :rolleyes:

[SoonerGirl06]

Please try to keep up- it was in reference to the post above mine.




merlot drinkers :rolleyes:

bewb seekers :rolleyes:

[Scott D]

bewb seekers :rolleyes:

paris has bewbs? :eek:

[sooneron]

Seeker? no - but if it comes to me via e-mail or whatever, and they is perky, then fine.

[SoonerGirl06]

Seeker? no - but if it comes to me via e-mail or whatever, and they is perky, then fine.

look at your location dufus. :rolleyes:

[Scott D]

the only perkiness I remember was when she tried to mash them into one bewb...that mighta made her a b cup when she did that ;)

[soonerboomer93]

FREE PARIS!




*with purchase of lesser of equal value

[SicEmBaylor]

*with purchase of lesser of equal value
I'm not sure there is anything of lesser value.

[olevetonahill]

Oj ver- Ph
One ? who spent the most money on sharks ?:eek:

[Blue]

I applaud that freakin picture Scott. They outta make it into a poster. I'd have it framed and placed over my ****ter.

[Frozen Sooner]

I applaud everyone.

[silverwheels]

I'm still confused as to why she was crying. Was it because her spoiled little *** was going to jail (OMG, noooooo!) or because of the anal herpes and it hurt to sit down?

[Blue]

I don't know, but I find myself strangely attracted to the skank at this moment.

Something about that picture. I'll take care of you, honey...

what the hell am I talking about? :D

[StoopTroup]

Night Trips Gemtlemens Club here in Tulsa will be hosting a "One Night in Paris" party...

I'm going to check with my Wife to see if I can go...:D

[StoopTroup]

I wonder if the Judge will visit her daily?

[Blue]

I bet she's regretting giving that Sheriff and all his deps blowjobs to get out the first time.

[jk the sooner fan]

when the justice system wants to make an example out of you, not even the best lawyer can help - especially with DUI - they arent the toughest cases to prove

[Blue]

when the justice system wants to make an example out of you, not even the best lawyer can help - especially with DUI - they arent the toughest cases to prove

That's what I'm saying. She's not the first person a judge has made an example of.

[OUinFLA]

Night Trips Gemtlemens Club here in Tulsa will be hosting a "One Night in Paris" party...

I'm going to check with my Wife to see if I can go...:D

I already asked her if you could go with me.
She said NO.

[OUinFLA]

Are California judges elected or appointed?

Im suspecting a vindictive spoiled rich girl could toss a bunch of campaign money into the oppostions pot just for spite.

[SleestakSooner]

I am thinking this judge will remain very popular after taking this action. I know I'd vote him back in.

[tulsaoilerfan]

i can't figure out why people are so interested in her; she's just a rich skank that isn't all that hot imo

[Scott D]

Supreme Court for this judge!

[Sooner_Bob]

I'm surprised she's had to do one second in jail let alone imposing the 45 day sentence.

Maybe the judge wanted to prove to her that no matter how spoiled she is all the money in her account wasn't going to make this just go away.

I really hope she learns a valuable lesson from all of this.



Did anyone hear Bob and Tom's version of her prison diary on Friday? I caught part of it and it was hilarious.

[Harry Beanbag]

The jail time probably has something to do with Hilton actually being convicted of a crime, OJ wasn't.

[sooneron]

look at your location dufus. :rolleyes:
That would be in reference to the avatar, tard.

[OUinFLA]

The jail time probably has something to do with Hilton actually being convicted of a crime, OJ wasn't.


which is another quirk in our legal system.

[Blue]

OJ is guilty=death

Paris innocent= no days in jail.

Yeah that's alike.

[SicEmBaylor]

Apparently she isn't going to appeal the sentence. She encourages the media to focus on more important things....like Iraq.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070610/ts_alt_afp/entertainmentcrime_070610161623

[Blue]

good for her. Really.

[SicEmBaylor]

good for her. Really.
I agree, but it's a little late to show some dignity.

[OUinFLA]

I agree, but it's a little late to show some dignity.


yeah, she should just show some nips and stay in character.

[sooneron]

That showing of dignity was ala publicist.

[Blue]

It's never too late, imo. That's America. How many times have me and YOU been given a second, 3rd, and 4th chance? :D

I pray she will actually have a moment of clarity and be a positive influence in many lives.

[Vaevictis]

Meh, hopefully they learn that there are consequences to their actions, and maybe a little sense of proportion.

I mean, come on, sobbing uncontrollably, screaming, wailing, gnashing teeth... over what ends up being 23 days with good behavior. This girl is what, mid-20's, and she's still acting like early teens. Her parents are utter failures.

[Blue]

Meh, hopefully they learn that there are consequences to their actions, and maybe a little sense of proportion.

I mean, come on, sobbing uncontrollably, screaming, wailing, gnashing teeth... over what ends up being 23 days with good behavior. This girl is what, mid-20's, and she's still acting like early teens. Her parents are utter failures.

Have you ever been in jail?

It really sucks. Bad.

[sooneron]

She'll never amount to anything but a self-centered party girl- only some day she'll be a withered up party girl.

[SicEmBaylor]

Have you ever been in jail?

It really sucks. Bad.
That's true it does, but she's not in with the general population, she has her own cell, and its bigger than most. She's also got a panic button.

I mean jail is never good, but it's not quite that bad either under the circumstances.

[Blue]

That's true it does, but she's not in with the general population, she has her own cell, and its bigger than most. She's also got a panic button.

I mean jail is never good, but it's not quite that bad either under the circumstances.

When I sober up it's horrible. When your awake and thinking about nothing but your incarceration, it sucks bigtime. I would not like to be in her shoes.

[OUinFLA]

I would not like to be in her shoes.

oumartin would.
he has a thing for shoes.

[Frozen Sooner]

Not only have I been in jail, I've been in Mexican jail. Yeah, it's pretty horrible.

[Vaevictis]

Have you ever been in jail?

It really sucks. Bad.

Never been in jail. I expect it sucks.

But it's still only 23 days. Sucks? Sure. But it's less than a month's worth of incarceration; people spend more time than that just waiting for trial.

I just don't see how it's worth the freak show that ensued.

It's especially not bad when you consider what punishment could have been levied for her original crime (DUI).

[Blue]

jail jail is different from drunk tank. I can imagine it's not fun. I never broke probation. I've got one DUI (17). 1 day sucks in jail. It probably takes a whole mindset I haven't had to summon to make it through weeks. Sucks for her. I guess thats what she gets for being the face for everything that's wrong in America.

[usmc-sooner]

I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole

[Turd_Ferguson]

I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole
Your Momma try'd though, didn't she?

[usmc-sooner]

Your Momma try'd though, didn't she?

no one could steer me right but momma tried momma tried

[Turd_Ferguson]

I have never been in jail, but Momma has. I knew there was no saving her once she told the OHP to "kiss her ***" without even removing the Marlboro from her lips.

[BigRedJed]

Phhhbbt. As bad as I'm sure jail is, 23 days separated from the general population, larger cell and a panic button isn't the type of jail you guys are talking about. She's going to be bored; that's about it.

If you or I were sent to jail, we would be watching our backs, hoping not to not get cornholed, or worrying about ****ing off the wrong guy and getting beaten to death. We would be wondering if our job (if we had one) would still be there when we got back. We would be wondering how we were going to rebound financially, or pay our bills while in.

She's going to sit around and read (if she can do so), or whatever. She'll probably get a book deal when she gets out.

She's been overdoing the dramatics, and it bit her in the ***. Cry me a river.

[SicEmBaylor]

Phhhbbt. As bad as I'm sure jail is, 23 days separated from the general population, larger cell and a panic button isn't the type of jail you guys are talking about. She's going to be bored; that's about it.

If you or I were sent to jail, we would be watching our backs, hoping not to not get cornholed, or worrying about ****ing off the wrong guy and getting beaten to death. We would be wondering if our job (if we had one) would still be there when we got back. We would be wondering how we were going to rebound financially, or pay our bills while in.

She's going to sit around and read (if she can do so), or whatever. She'll probably get a book deal when she gets out.

She's been overdoing the dramatics, and it bit her in the ***. Cry me a river.

E-X-A-C-T-L-Y

[StoopTroup]

If I was in jail with all of you...

You'd be my BEYONCES ! ! ! :D

I run BARTERTOWN ! ! !

[SicEmBaylor]

If I was in jail with all of you...

You'd be my BEYONCES ! ! ! :D

I run BARTERTOWN ! ! !
I for one welcome my new jail masters!

[usmc-sooner]

I have never been in jail, but Momma has. I knew there was no saving her once she told the OHP to "kiss her ***" without even removing the Marlboro from her lips.

well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
and I went to pick up her up in the rain
but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
she got ran over by a danged old train

[yermom]

Phhhbbt. As bad as I'm sure jail is, 23 days separated from the general population, larger cell and a panic button isn't the type of jail you guys are talking about. She's going to be bored; that's about it.

If you or I were sent to jail, we would be watching our backs, hoping not to not get cornholed, or worrying about ****ing off the wrong guy and getting beaten to death. We would be wondering if our job (if we had one) would still be there when we got back. We would be wondering how we were going to rebound financially, or pay our bills while in.

She's going to sit around and read (if she can do so), or whatever. She'll probably get a book deal when she gets out.

She's been overdoing the dramatics, and it bit her in the ***. Cry me a river.

yep, i'd be losing my house and job and ****, she can go **** herself

people, not just famous people, need to realize that DUI isn't something to be ****ed with anyway

[usmc-sooner]

Not only have I been in jail, I've been in Mexican jail. Yeah, it's pretty horrible.

just cause they're speaking Spanish doesn't mean they're Mexican just ask BRJ

[usmc-sooner]

two words for you geeks

diplomatic immunity

I'm to important to go to jail.

[Okla-homey]

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070609/photos_en/2007_06_08t141009_450x305_us_hilton_prison

[SicEmBaylor]

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070609/photos_en/2007_06_08t141009_450x305_us_hilton_prison
That's a promotional thing for some new TV show on ABC I think. That family is supposedly modeled after the Hilton clan.

[OUDoc]

two words for you geeks

diplomatic immunity

I'm to important to go to jail.
Didn't help the guy on Lethal Weapon 2, and that's a true story. :texan:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I hear of anyone buying her Jail Cell Memoires, I will bitch slap them...seriously we should go to the malls and hold shotguns and be like "I don't think you would like this book"

[KC//CRIMSON]

Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters collect Sunday to discuss her state of mind and her experience in prison, saying she used to act dumb but now wants to make a difference in the world. ABC News reports:

"I used to act dumb," she told Walters in the exclusive phone conversation. "That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance." Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home. "I was not eating or sleeping," she said. "I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. ... It was a horrible experience."

It's going to be funny as hell watching Paris Hilton try to act smart. I think she actually believes she's not an idiot. In every interview she'll probably try to talk about the Middle East, but when she's asked to expand on it she'll panic and end up calling everybody racist names. Then she'll put on some fake glasses and a lab coat and try to work in words like 'molecule.' They won't even be sentences. They'll ask her a question and she'll just say "Molecule" and then nod her head in satisfaction.:D

[Hamhock]

Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters collect Sunday to discuss her state of mind and her experience in prison, saying she used to act dumb but now wants to make a difference in the world. ABC News reports:

"I used to act dumb," she told Walters in the exclusive phone conversation. "That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance." Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home. "I was not eating or sleeping," she said. "I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. ... It was a horrible experience."

It's going to be funny as hell watching Paris Hilton try to act smart. I think she actually believes she's not an idiot. In every interview she'll probably try to talk about the Middle East, but when she's asked to expand on it she'll panic and end up calling everybody racist names. Then she'll put on some fake glasses and a lab coat and try to work in words like 'molecule.' They won't even be sentences. They'll ask her a question and she'll just say "Molecule" and then nod her head in satisfaction.:D

she would make a great SO poster

[sooner_born_1960]

She felt like she was in a cage because she was in a cage. Wake up, Paris. That's what jail is.

[yermom]

she would make a great president

fixed ;)

[Scott D]

she's still trying to figure out of Wal-Mart sells Walls.

[MamaMia]

Paris Hilton is as dumb as a box of rocks! How hard could it be for a wealthy person to call a limo when they're drunk or when their drivers license has been revoked? Paris deserves to be in jail for many reasons but mostly for messing up being born rich. :P

[usmc-sooner]

folks there is a huge difference between going to the County jail for a DUI and Prison. Paris is not in no freakin prison, she is in county.

[MamaMia]

folks there is a huge difference between going to the County jail for a DUI and Prison. Paris is not in no freakin prison, she is in county.
Is she out of that medical facility yet?

[usmc-sooner]

Is she out of that medical facility yet?

I don't know, I tend to keep people like her on my ignore list.

[sanantoniosooner]

folks there is a huge difference between going to the County jail for a DUI and Prison. Paris is not in no freakin prison, she is in county.
It's all the same to those of us that have avoided incarceration up to this point:D

[soonerboomer93]

I don't know what to day about this

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19079611/

[Scott D]

well her and chickens do have those legs in common.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Why did Paris cross the road?

To get to the *ock!

Ba-dum crash!

[Harry Beanbag]

I don't know what to day about this

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19079611/


That may be the dumbest thing I've ever read. Spek for that.

[Blue]

Just coming to. That will be filed under, "The Paris Bender."

[SicEmBaylor]

she would make a great SO poster
We already have one of those! :les:

[Scott D]

you really shouldn't be so focused on yourself SicEm.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Paris Hilton's parents visited Paris in jail for the first time yesterday, and were allowed to skip the line at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, once again sparking concerns of preferential treatment. One visitor said she had to wait four hours instead of the usual two because of the Hiltons. Another visitor said she was asked to leave the jail's visiting room soon after her husband walked in because of the Hiltons, and was told to return after lunch. Additionally, Paris is being housed in the medical ward, which costs $1,109.78 a day to house a female inmate compared to $99.64 a day in the general population. The AP reports:

Mary Tiedeman, who regularly visits the jails as a monitor for the ACLU, said the area where Hilton was being housed was usually reserved for high-security inmates or those worse off than Hilton has appeared. "I don't know what her health issue is, but you have got to have a pretty intense medical or mental health problem to be in that part of the jail," she said.


Anybody who thought Paris would be treated fairly must be completely out of their mind. Judging by the way she's been treated so far I'm surprised they haven't awarded her the Congressional Medal of Honor and bought her a pony.:D

[OUinFLA]

$99.64 a day for housing?

pffft, they could put then in a Holiday Inn Express for less than that and make them smarter overnight as well.