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Mjcpr
6/6/2007, 02:57 PM
Man Sues Health Drink Maker Over Erection

NEW YORK — A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:siteSearch%28%27Boost%20Plus%27%29;), claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:siteSearch%28%27Christopher%20Woods%27%29;) of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278392,00.html#) company Novartis AG (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:siteSearch%28%27Novartis%20AG%27%29;) at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:siteSearch%28%27severe%20priapism%27%29;).

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.

Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.

Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278392,00.html

Petro-Sooner
6/6/2007, 03:00 PM
Has this happened to any of you guys on the SO? I cant imagine having a boner that wont go away. :cool: :eek: :D

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 03:02 PM
Only when I was 14.

NormanPride
6/6/2007, 03:06 PM
It's called "puberty".

yermom
6/6/2007, 03:12 PM
Boost gives you wood?

OUDoc
6/6/2007, 03:46 PM
Why is a 29 yo drinking grandma's tube feeding?
Why would tube feeding give him a chubby?

SicEmBaylor
6/6/2007, 03:54 PM
Well, if he makes a pretty penny off his lawsuit he can store his change here AND never have to worry about that pesky erection again.
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/robotic-piggy-bank-eats-money-gives-me-nightmares-266512.php

SoonerStormchaser
6/6/2007, 03:59 PM
Hell, if I had an erection for that long, I'd be calling my friends and bragging!

SicEmBaylor
6/6/2007, 04:01 PM
Hell, if I had an erection for that long, I'd be calling my friends and bragging!
Shouldn't the wife be doing that?

SoonerStormchaser
6/6/2007, 04:06 PM
She'd call her friends...

BU BEAR
6/6/2007, 04:15 PM
In a related story, stores are having trouble keeping Boost in stock as men rush the shelves.

bri
6/6/2007, 04:30 PM
Wait...no one has made the requisite giggling joke about how a guy named Woods got a permanent erection?

This place is either dead to me, or showing signs of improvement. I can't decide which.

Taxman71
6/6/2007, 05:09 PM
The add for the drink in the story also used the words "great tasting"...."oral supplement"..."protein"....."limited volume". Very subliminal. Pretty much excludes Peter North though.

Jerk
6/6/2007, 05:25 PM
Sounds like the guy is having a hard day

Jerk
6/6/2007, 05:27 PM
I bet he's longing for a break

Jerk
6/6/2007, 05:29 PM
He just needs to hang in there and pull it through.

SteelClip49
6/6/2007, 09:00 PM
Bob the Enzyte guy is jealous

VeeJay
6/6/2007, 09:08 PM
Tough break.

He'll shake it off.

sanantoniosooner
6/6/2007, 09:12 PM
Guess he's not a poke fan.

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 09:13 PM
Hell, I'd sue too. Sounds like he got the shaft.

sanantoniosooner
6/6/2007, 09:19 PM
You should change names if you'd sue over that.

VeeJay
6/6/2007, 09:47 PM
Is he a lumber jack?

Taxman71
6/7/2007, 08:52 AM
I would think watching 10 minutes of The View would have solved this whole thing.

Okieflyer
6/7/2007, 10:25 AM
So I take it that it must have lasted more than 4 hours.

IronSooner
6/7/2007, 10:30 AM
I would think watching 10 minutes of The View would have solved this whole thing.

Not if that blond chick is still on there. Unless he had the sound turned up. ;)

Hamhock
6/7/2007, 10:32 AM
water does the same thing to me.

noleamite
6/7/2007, 01:49 PM
Hope every thing works out for this guy. *Knock* on wood.

Viking Kitten
6/7/2007, 03:23 PM
If that energy drink is causing problems for people, I hope that manufacturer faces some stiff penalties.

noleamite
6/7/2007, 03:45 PM
I'm sure the whole ordeal was hard on him.

RacerX
6/7/2007, 11:17 PM
kick stand!

StoopTroup
6/7/2007, 11:34 PM
Don't fear the booster..

goingoneight
6/8/2007, 12:14 AM
Boost gives you wood?

Red Bull gives you wings... :D

picasso
6/8/2007, 12:20 AM
all he had to do was add ice. guess he never listened in first aid about such things.

olevetonahill
6/8/2007, 12:20 AM
Give me One of those , Ill get rich being a Gigalo:D

goingoneight
6/8/2007, 12:21 AM
So what's the dealio, is it like... making him pass out from blood rush? Pants fitting too tight? Can't reach stuff without knocking something over?

goingoneight
6/8/2007, 12:29 AM
all he had to do was add ice. guess he never listened in first aid about such things.


Think... baseball.

Blue
6/8/2007, 12:33 AM
Everyone knows after drinking one of those energy drinks you follow it up with a "chubby chaser."

picasso
6/8/2007, 12:36 AM
Think... baseball.
use your open eye Frank.

StoopTroup
6/8/2007, 02:34 AM
open eye Frank.


No mention of the beans...

What about the beans?

The beans have feelings too...

:pop:

12
6/8/2007, 06:16 AM
His name is "Woods."


Huh, huh huh.

stoopified
6/8/2007, 08:17 AM
My wife has been wanting to sue me for my permanent erection for the last 7 years(been married 7 1/2 years). :D

Mongo
6/8/2007, 08:47 AM
and I thought dealing with the morning wood pee was tough

BigRedJed
6/8/2007, 11:10 AM
Everybody acts like a four-hour erection is a big deal. :rolleyes: