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toast
6/6/2007, 01:03 PM
don't think I'll be helping out with the adoption.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/06/elderly_la_woma.html


Elderly L.A. woman's in-home menagerie included 120 fat rats


Police in Los Angeles say they found Wanda Langstom, 81, living in "deplorable conditions" with 120 rats, 25 rabbits, six parakeets, a quail, a cockatiel and a dog.

"The woman had no food in the house for herself and seemed disoriented. Her arms were covered with open wounds apparently caused by animal bites. LAPD's Mental Evaluation Unit was called to assist. The woman surrendered to their care willingly," a spokeswoman for the city's animal services agency tells City News Service.

The Daily Breeze says most of the animals were in good shape "but feces littered the house."

The rats -- some weighing half a pound -- are up for adoption, along with the other animals. Any takers? The Los Angeles TImes says you can learn more about adopting the animals from the Harbor Animal Care Center.
Scott D
6/6/2007, 01:22 PM
I'm impressed that the parakeets and quail were still alive.
12
6/6/2007, 01:35 PM
The rats -- some weighing half a pound

That almost makes me want to break Commandment #3.
Mongo
6/6/2007, 01:37 PM
The rats -- some weighing half a pound

That almost makes me want to break Commandment #3.

Adultery?

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12
6/6/2007, 01:50 PM
Mongo... I don't do rats. I HAVE broken #3 a time or two, though.

http://godstenlaws.com/ten-commandments/index.html

You are thinking of #7.

You know, like the mule owned by Denver Pyle.

http://epguides.com/LifeandTimesofGrizzlyAdams/cast.jpg
toast
6/6/2007, 02:27 PM
The Perfect Ten

Number one we've just begun God should be first in your life,
number two's the idol rule, those graven images aren't nice.

Number three God's name should be never spoken in jest,
number four the sabbath's for our worship and for rest.

Number five we all should strive to honor father and mother,
number six don't get your kicks from killing one another.

Number seven life is heaven when you're true to your mate,
number eight don't steal and break this rule for goodness sake.

Number nine don't be the kind who goes around telling lies,
number ten don't covet when you see your neighbor's house or wife.
OU4LIFE
6/6/2007, 02:28 PM
this place makes me want to break #7
Scott D
6/6/2007, 02:38 PM
this place makes me want to break #7

if you change from your right hand to your left hand, doesn't that count as beastiality? ;)
SicEmBaylor
6/6/2007, 02:39 PM
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