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Viking Kitten
6/6/2007, 09:03 AM
It appears some improvements are being made along the Clara Luper corridor in OKC. New lighting, etc. However, for reasons not entirely clear to me, someone has decided to erect (hee hee) what looks like a huge concrete ****. It's maybe 10 feet tall and very, well... girthy. I can't for the life of me figure out what purpose it serves. The statue, I mean. Anyone have a clue about this? I should mention it's on the SW corner, caddy corner from the dancing hot dog.

Tangential note: that dancing hot dog has got some awesome moves.

yermom
6/6/2007, 09:09 AM
is this different than the dildo?

picasso
6/6/2007, 09:11 AM
dancing hot dogs and phallic symbols????? hmmm, somebody needs a date.


ba-dump crash!

Viking Kitten
6/6/2007, 09:11 AM
is this different than the dildo?
Don't talk about Dolemite that way.

Okla-homey
6/6/2007, 09:23 AM
Hah! Downtown Wichita has a whole circle of internally illuminated 20' phallii.

OUDoc
6/6/2007, 09:29 AM
It's about time the city recognizes Howzit.

bri
6/6/2007, 09:34 AM
I hope ESPN uses it for a scenic cutaway shot during tonight's WCWS coverage...

Okla-homey
6/6/2007, 09:47 AM
Of course, as always Tulsa > OKC, especially in the ginormous phallus category.

http://www.tulsalibrary.org/research/artdeco/bostonavenuemethodistchurch.htm

LoyalFan
6/6/2007, 09:59 AM
So, VK, d'ya find yourself finding reasons to drive by more often? Mebbe slow down? Park?
Hey, enjoy! It's your constitutional right to do so. After all, it was probably built with taxpayers' money.
There's a sculpture that is basically a large "Y" near my home. I've seen SicEm cruising there several times.
I may not know much about art, but I know what I like.

LF

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 01:13 PM
I think they are going to be *popping up* all over the capitol complex. It's a 'dome on a pole' or something like that. :confused:

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/6/2007, 01:22 PM
pic?

It can't be any worse than the one that lights up at night at the hospital complex.

def_lazer_fc
6/6/2007, 01:25 PM
we can add this to some antique stores sign on 23rd that looks like some **** and balls, and some music store off expressway, (Larsen's?), with a huge music note that looks like, well, ya know. but all of these are no competition to that monstrous fiber optic cross on northside.

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 01:26 PM
pic?

It can't be any worse than the one that lights up at night at the hospital complex.

Why do you hate the Beacon of Hope?

The new, ahem, column, looks somewhat phallic. I really didn't notice the phallicity until veek pointed it out.

proud gonzo
6/6/2007, 01:28 PM
Hah! Downtown Wichita has a whole circle of internally illuminated 20' phallii.hmm, i've never thought those looked particularly phallic. They kinda look like trashcans stacked up to me.

12
6/6/2007, 01:42 PM
Why do you hate the Beacon of Hope?

The new, ahem, column, looks somewhat phallic. I really didn't notice the phallicity until veek pointed it out.

http://www.boardmaninc.com/images/custom_design_fabrication.jpg

Ahem... BBBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

def_lazer_fc
6/6/2007, 01:47 PM
http://www.boardmaninc.com/images/custom_design_fabrication.jpg

Ahem... BBBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
boing!

bri
6/6/2007, 01:54 PM
:les: IT'S A BACK MASSAGER!!!!!

yermom
6/6/2007, 02:20 PM
pic?

It can't be any worse than the one that lights up at night at the hospital complex.

that's what i was thinking of

OU4LIFE
6/6/2007, 02:26 PM
she said 'girthy'

heh

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:33 PM
The thing on 23rd is part of the streetscape project that is currently underway. There is an organization overseeing development of 23rd, called the Eastside Capitol Gateway Main Street Program (affiliated with Oklahoma's Main Street Center, similar to what has been done in Stockyards City, Capitol Hill, Automobile Alley and the Plaza District).

The "phallus" is a district branding marker, similar to the markers around the Paseo district or the round banners in Automobile Alley. If you look really close, it has a replica of the State Capitol dome on the top, hence the rounded "helmet."

Personally, I think it looks more like an Islamic minaret.

http://asms.k12.ar.us/classes/humanities/worldstud/97-98/religion/islam/minaret.jpg

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 02:34 PM
http://www.boardmaninc.com/images/custom_design_fabrication.jpg

Ahem... BBBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

First person to name the park where said 'art' is parked gets spek from me...

GO!

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:34 PM
And the Beacon of Hope looks more like a lipstick.

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:34 PM
Stiles Park.

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 02:35 PM
Stiles Park.

No surprise, there! :texan:

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:37 PM
It's the oldest city park in OKC.

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 02:39 PM
It's the oldest city park in OKC.

This Jed fella tells a true story.

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:41 PM
Actually, it might have been the oldest park in OT. I'm not sure. Predates statehood, I know that.

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 02:45 PM
Actually, it might have been the oldest park in OT. I'm not sure. Predates statehood, I know that.

Correct. Dedicated in 1901.

opksooner
6/6/2007, 02:46 PM
"Phallus? I gotcher phallus right here!" [/Soprano voice]
.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/KCMO_LibertyMemorial_2003.jpg/180px-

bri
6/6/2007, 02:46 PM
First person to name the park where said 'art' is parked gets spek from me...

GO!

Gigantic Sex Toy Park?

Stay off the swings, btw. Ewwwww. :eek:

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:53 PM
And, for the record, I think the fiberoptic scupture gizmos at Central and McLean in Wichita kick 10 kinds of ***.

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:54 PM
They remind me of similar gizmos outside of LAX.

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:56 PM
Here are some crappy pictures:

http://www.pgasla.org/images/Awards-2001/pt-entries-mclean01.jpghttp://www.pgasla.org/images/Awards-2001/pt-entries-mclean02.jpg

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 02:57 PM
Haven't seen the Wichita lights, but I am a fan of the LAX 'artwork'.

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 02:57 PM
Better pictures in this PDF (http://www.baughmanco.com/centralmclean.pdf).

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 02:58 PM
Ok, so now I've seen Wichita! ;)

http://images.colorkinetics.com/showcase/images/LAX3_LG.jpg

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 03:00 PM
The LAX thingy looks much cooler from street level.

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 03:00 PM
And those things are massive. Dare I say... ...they are... ...girthy.

BigRedJed
6/6/2007, 03:01 PM
Man, it's not nearly as hot reading that in one of my posts.

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 03:02 PM
The LAX thingy looks much cooler from street level.

Yeah, during the day I was like okay, whatever. At night it looks supa.cool! I like the LAX... We need to steal that idea and put up an OKC somewhere in town.

SicEmBaylor
6/6/2007, 03:07 PM
Baylor has a big golden tit.
http://www.worldstadiums.com/stadium_pictures/north_america/united_states/texas/waco_ferrell1.jpg

NormanPride
6/6/2007, 03:11 PM
That thing has a weird optical illusion where it looks bigger from further away.

Jimminy Crimson
6/6/2007, 03:12 PM
OKC has a bigger white tit! :hot:

First Christian Church (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=oklahoma+city,+ok&ie=UTF8&ll=35.508217,-97.52027&spn=0.002048,0.003648&t=h&z=18&om=1)

opksooner
6/6/2007, 03:35 PM
KC also has giant 'cocks.

http://archive.tri-cityherald.com/travel/stories/nation/artaslife.jpeg

proud gonzo
6/6/2007, 04:11 PM
OKC has a bigger white tit! :hot:

First Christian Church (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=oklahoma+city,+ok&ie=UTF8&ll=35.508217,-97.52027&spn=0.002048,0.003648&t=h&z=18&om=1)i think i've been to a wedding in that church...

mdklatt
6/6/2007, 05:16 PM
Baylor has a big golden tit.


I don't expect you to know this, but that's actually a whole boob. :texan:

bri
6/6/2007, 05:26 PM
I don't expect you to know this, but a boob is a tit.

yermom
6/6/2007, 05:57 PM
you're both right...

Czar Soonerov
6/6/2007, 06:20 PM
VK just asked if these eggs look OK.
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/637/perspective3edc97tz2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

MeThinks she has some issues...

Okla-homey
6/6/2007, 06:30 PM
And, for the record, I think the fiberoptic scupture gizmos at Central and McLean in Wichita kick 10 kinds of ***.

Evidently, some old lady bashed into the stone base of one of those a while back and got kilt. My Wichita nephews (age 8 and 11) now call them "The Lighted Sticks of Death.":D

C&CDean
6/6/2007, 06:31 PM
Dude, if your manhood looks anything like that, she should have some issues....

sanantoniosooner
6/6/2007, 08:59 PM
phallis (http://getcurrentevents.com/2007/06/06/worlds-largest-penis/http://getcurrentevents.com/2007/06/06/worlds-largest-penis/)

Viking Kitten
6/6/2007, 11:13 PM
Phallis (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6685/phallisrjrm0.jpg)

Czar Soonerov
6/6/2007, 11:15 PM
oops

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 12:30 AM
Nice to know VK's password's not safe!

Czar Soonerov
6/7/2007, 12:32 AM
Baylor has a big golden tit.


They should build another one right next to it...
http://www.worldstadiums.com/stadium_pictures/north_america/united_states/texas/waco_ferrell1.jpghttp://www.worldstadiums.com/stadium_pictures/north_america/united_states/texas/waco_ferrell1.jpg

Czar Soonerov
6/7/2007, 12:33 AM
Nice to know VK's password's not safe!

It's **************

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 12:35 AM
They should build another one right next to it...
http://www.worldstadiums.com/stadium_pictures/north_america/united_states/texas/waco_ferrell1.jpghttp://www.worldstadiums.com/stadium_pictures/north_america/united_states/texas/waco_ferrell1.jpg
Heh. That looks like two boobs. I bet you didn't think about that.

Okla-homey
6/7/2007, 05:28 AM
Ever notice that "Cialis" rhymes with "phallis?"

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 07:13 AM
Heh. That looks like two boobs. I bet you didn't think about that.

no, it looks like two tits.

Viking Kitten
6/7/2007, 07:16 AM
Phallis (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6685/phallisrjrm0.jpg)

If you are going to post **** while logged on as me, would you please be so kind as to at least spell it properly? TIA.

Viking Kitten
6/7/2007, 07:24 AM
no, it looks like two tits.

Bunch of damn neanderthals.

The correct terminology is "funbags."

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 07:37 AM
my bad.

'funbags'

got it.

OUDoc
6/7/2007, 07:51 AM
Not "Golden Bozos"?

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 08:00 AM
I prefer 'teats'

Czar Soonerov
6/7/2007, 08:04 AM
udders

IronSooner
6/7/2007, 08:07 AM
hooblers

OUDoc
6/7/2007, 08:12 AM
sweater meat

OUDoc
6/7/2007, 08:13 AM
"the pointer sisters" is an all-time favorite too.

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 08:18 AM
milk pillows?

Mixer!
6/7/2007, 08:55 AM
hublers

Aww, now that's just mean.







;)

bri
6/7/2007, 09:35 AM
ta-ta's

Hamhock
6/7/2007, 09:55 AM
anyone ever notice the vagina-in-the-road driving from tulsa to OKC?

Jimminy Crimson
6/7/2007, 09:56 AM
:les:SNACK TRAY!

Jimminy Crimson
6/7/2007, 09:57 AM
anyone ever notice the vagina-in-the-road driving from tulsa to OKC?

...as you're nearing the end of the Turner Turnpike? :O

Hamhock
6/7/2007, 10:00 AM
...as you're nearing the end of the Turner Turnpike? :O


that's the one...pervert :texan:

Viking Kitten
6/7/2007, 10:23 AM
THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT *****! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ****! FOCUS!

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 10:32 AM
Wait a minute. I thought it was about boobs.

Hamhock
6/7/2007, 10:34 AM
THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT *****! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ****! FOCUS!

au contraire, it's ALWAYS about *****!

SCOUT
6/7/2007, 10:40 AM
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/niceummtrophy.jpeg

bri
6/7/2007, 10:41 AM
sweater zepplins

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 10:42 AM
Have you been trying to come up with that this entire time?

bri
6/7/2007, 11:40 AM
headlights

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 11:47 AM
[1sttimecaller] mosquito bites[/1tc]

Hamhock
6/7/2007, 12:32 PM
handlebars

bri
6/7/2007, 01:24 PM
dirty pillows

Hamhock
6/7/2007, 01:28 PM
sweater meat


i find this comment coming from a physician to be reprehensible.

;)

bri
6/7/2007, 01:44 PM
jumblies

Hamhock
6/7/2007, 01:47 PM
milk bags

bri
6/7/2007, 01:54 PM
jugs

Hamhock
6/7/2007, 01:55 PM
<beavis> thingies <beavis>

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 02:09 PM
Happiness and a spare

bri
6/7/2007, 02:50 PM
breasticeses

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 02:57 PM
Prisoners in the Playtex Penitentiary

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 02:58 PM
Thelma and Louise

IronSooner
6/7/2007, 02:58 PM
Chest cannonballs.

Viking Kitten
6/7/2007, 03:07 PM
THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT *****! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ****! FOCUS!

Actually, I've decided to amend my previous post, because I was reminded of the how I used to giggle every time I walked past the Bizzell Statue on campus.

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/886/bizellmd3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sorry it's so small. The image, I mean.

bri
6/7/2007, 03:09 PM
gazongas

OU4LIFE
6/7/2007, 03:22 PM
Sorry it's so small. The image, I mean.

we knew what you meant.

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 04:04 PM
This thread is disgusting.

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 04:04 PM
Melons.

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 04:05 PM
Rib cushions.

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 04:05 PM
Rack.

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 04:14 PM
Lip fodder.

BigRedJed
6/7/2007, 04:14 PM
Wobblers.

bri
6/7/2007, 04:38 PM
floppies

Viking Kitten
6/7/2007, 04:54 PM
Melons.

Now this thread is disgusting.

bri
6/7/2007, 04:55 PM
baby feeders

Czar Soonerov
6/7/2007, 05:04 PM
gob stoppers

Czar Soonerov
6/7/2007, 05:05 PM
Warheads

Czar Soonerov
6/7/2007, 05:08 PM
white meat

Czar Soonerov
6/7/2007, 05:08 PM
Hand Warmers

Czar Soonerov
6/7/2007, 05:11 PM
Betty & Wilma

bri
6/7/2007, 05:14 PM
targets

KC//CRIMSON
6/7/2007, 05:23 PM
faux va jay jay:D

HskrGrl
6/7/2007, 05:42 PM
twin peaks

HskrGrl
6/7/2007, 05:46 PM
bumpers

sanantoniosooner
6/7/2007, 05:50 PM
I know headlights was mentioned......did we already throw in highbeams?

Those are my favorite.

OUDoc
6/7/2007, 05:57 PM
Chesticles

bri
6/7/2007, 06:55 PM
mams

Jimminy Crimson
6/7/2007, 11:00 PM
Islands in the stream...

yermom
6/7/2007, 11:14 PM
Islands in the stream...

and we will ride on each other...