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Oldnslo
6/5/2007, 04:15 PM
Nothin' but the best for you, Clark!
Viking Kitten
6/5/2007, 04:27 PM
True story: Our building supervisor's name is "Doc." So this morning I got to work, went into the ladies room, and discovered one of the toilets had overflown and there was water all over the floor. I immediately went into M's office and asked her how much she would pay me to get on the intercom and announce "Doc! Sh*tter's full!"
Mjcpr
6/5/2007, 04:28 PM
True story: Our building supervisor's name is "Doc." So this morning I got to work, went into the ladies room, and discovered one of the toilets had overflown and there was water all over the floor. I immediately went into M's office and asked her how much she would pay me to get on the intercom and announce "Doc! Sh*tter's full!"

Nobody in Christmas Vacation was named 'Doc'.
crawfish
6/5/2007, 04:35 PM
Mmm, mmm, mmm. I don't know why they call this stuff "Hamburger Helper", it tastes great on its own!
jk the sooner fan
6/5/2007, 04:36 PM
vicki, would you like me to get you a spoon?
Petro-Sooner
6/5/2007, 04:39 PM
Clark: I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're
ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to
bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no
longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.
I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're
all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic
surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be
whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s!
I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose.
Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!
Rusty Griswold: [Grab's Clars shoulder] Dad, you wan
an Asprin?
Clark: DON'T TOUCH!
Viking Kitten
6/5/2007, 04:40 PM
Nobody in Christmas Vacation was named 'Doc'.

You suck at movie quotes.
Mjcpr
6/5/2007, 04:41 PM
Christmas Vacation, Vacation, whatever it takes.
Hamhock
6/5/2007, 04:42 PM
vicki, would you like me to get you a spoon?


yea, but Daddy says i'm the best at it.
crawfish
6/5/2007, 04:42 PM
You ever bop your bologna?
jk the sooner fan
6/5/2007, 04:43 PM
yea, but Daddy says i'm the best at it.

wrong part of the movie
Viking Kitten
6/5/2007, 04:44 PM
"This guy taught me something really neat last year..."
toast
6/5/2007, 04:45 PM
Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told you.
crawfish
6/5/2007, 04:47 PM
Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
Clark: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.
Hamhock
6/5/2007, 04:48 PM
this is crazy..
this is crazy..
this is crazy..
Petro-Sooner
6/5/2007, 04:48 PM
Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic,
getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy,
bless his soul, is preparing for his career."

Clark: "College?"

Eddie: "Carnival."

Clark: "You got to be proud."

Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a
pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks
that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's
weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see
her?"

Clark: "No."

Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out
above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet
gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
OzarkSooner
6/5/2007, 04:51 PM
About my favorite all time quote from the Vegas Vacation movie:

After Clark has taken a beat-down at the blackjack table, Cousin Eddie says, "I ain't seen a beatin' that bad since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned the monkey loose."
Mjcpr
6/5/2007, 04:53 PM
About my favorite all time quote from the Vegas Vacation movie:

After Clark has taken a beat-down at the blackjack table, Cousin Eddie says, "I ain't seen a beatin' that bad since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned the monkey loose."

There was something funny about Vegas Vacation?

I had no idea.
OzarkSooner
6/5/2007, 04:54 PM
There was something funny about Vegas Vacation?

I had no idea.


Didn't say funny necessarily, just my favorite quote. :D
Viking Kitten
6/5/2007, 04:56 PM
There was something funny about Vegas Vacation?

I had no idea.

F'in A.
Oldnslo
6/5/2007, 05:03 PM
http://www.dapperlads.com/images/dress_shoes_white_01480w_full.jpg
John Kochtoston
6/5/2007, 05:32 PM
"Good afternoon. My family and I are looking for sechs."
picasso
6/5/2007, 05:53 PM
http://www.dapperlads.com/images/dress_shoes_white_01480w_full.jpg
boy Dad, those are great.

quiet Russ.

...............

he's a lousy Wyatt Earp, he was wearing jogging shoes.

theyyy used to Russ.

hey soda pants!
birddog
6/5/2007, 06:11 PM
are you happy now clark, she's deaf.

what's the difference, it was fun anyway.
crawfish
6/5/2007, 06:49 PM
You think you hate it now...but wait 'til you drive it!
birddog
6/5/2007, 06:53 PM
i don't want to drive it. i want my old car back.

davenport! get mr. griswold's car back here, get it back here!
Skysooner
6/5/2007, 10:33 PM
First ones here. First ones here.
Petro-Sooner
6/11/2007, 04:27 PM
Roy Wally: How many of them are there? Are they Arabs?
SoonerObsession
6/11/2007, 10:59 PM
"Dad, that must have been 50 yards!" "Nothing to be proud of son.... Fifty Yards!"
goingoneight
6/12/2007, 12:25 AM
I'm yer dam tour guide, Arnie. Take all the dam pictures you want.


"Where can I get some DAM BAIT???" :D
birddog
6/12/2007, 06:58 AM
this is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy! whoo, i'm in deep... i'm in deep.
Newbomb Turk
6/12/2007, 07:26 AM
bet you could use a cold one Clark.
OKLA21FAN
6/12/2007, 07:48 AM
'show em that new move I taught ya, porkchop."
jk the sooner fan
6/12/2007, 08:29 AM
She's a pool waitress.....

she took your order?

yeah she took my order...I ordered some fish for you...Mom...and Audrey
birddog
6/12/2007, 09:05 AM
that couldn't even break the skin.

it could, it could lodge under the skin and cause a very bad infection.

no it couldn't. i'm tellin'.
OKLA21FAN
6/12/2007, 09:15 AM
She's a pool waitress.....

she took your order?

yeah she took my order...I ordered some fish for you...Mom...and Audrey

Ya think Mom will buy it?
Petro-Sooner
6/12/2007, 09:22 AM
Whats the prayer Clark gives when Aunt Edna dies? It was pretty funny.
OUDoc
6/12/2007, 09:35 AM
There was something funny about Vegas Vacation?

I had no idea.


What can I do with $5?

I don't know...buy a bullet and rent a gun?
jk the sooner fan
6/12/2007, 09:37 AM
Who's the moosiest moose we know
Marty Moose
Who's the star of our favorite show
Marty Moose
M is for merry, we're merry you see
O is for O gosh O golly O gee
S is for super fun and family glee
E is for everything you want to beee

M-A-R-T-Y....
M-O-O-S-E

Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose...EYuck...that's me!
Viking Kitten
6/12/2007, 09:46 AM
Whats the prayer Clark gives when Aunt Edna dies? It was pretty funny.

"Though the Hindus speak of Karma, we implore you, Lord... Give her... give her a break. Bah-ru-ka-tah-lleujah!"
Viking Kitten
6/12/2007, 09:48 AM
I didn't have to Google that. That's either pathetic or awesome. I'm not sure which.
Petro-Sooner
6/12/2007, 09:50 AM
Theres something about the Kaneanites in there I think.
jk the sooner fan
6/12/2007, 09:51 AM
Whats the prayer Clark gives when Aunt Edna dies? It was pretty funny.


O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.
Viking Kitten
6/12/2007, 09:52 AM
O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.

Did you know the whole thing without cheating? :mad:
jk the sooner fan
6/12/2007, 09:53 AM
i'll give credit where its due.......mrs jk has seen this movie like a gazillion times and has it pretty much memorized
Viking Kitten
6/12/2007, 09:56 AM
I can say the dialogue along with it if it's on. Mrs JK and I would probably have been good friends back in 1984 when HBO started running it.
jk the sooner fan
6/12/2007, 10:01 AM
more fodder from the mrs

This is at the end of that....

Ellen Griswold: Clark...
Clark: Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best.

Ellen Griswold: Lord, we loved this woman with all our heart.
Audrey Griswold: Let's not overdo it, mom.
Ellen Griswold: Shut up.
OKLA21FAN
6/12/2007, 10:11 AM
"kids, there is a listen to be learned from all of this'


'yeah, don't die on vacation!'
Oldnslo
6/12/2007, 10:21 AM
If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you with it.
Petro-Sooner
6/12/2007, 10:35 AM
Thats the Mississippi River Russ. The Mighty Mississp. The Ole Miss. The Ole Man. Deeeeeep River.........My hooooome is OOOver Jordan.
Viking Kitten
6/12/2007, 10:39 AM
We can't ignore the plight of the inner cities, honey. Kids? Are you noticing all this plight?
OKLA21FAN
6/12/2007, 10:42 AM
'ROLL EM UP!!!"
jk the sooner fan
6/12/2007, 10:44 AM
lol - i love it
OUstud
6/12/2007, 01:11 PM
"Excuse me sir! Can you please tell us how to get back on the expressway?"
"**** yo' momma!"
"Thank you very much."
OKLA21FAN
6/12/2007, 01:17 PM
Hey, you got Pac Man?
No.
You got Space Invaders?
Nope.
You got Asteroids?
Nope, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
Hamhock
6/12/2007, 01:27 PM
Thats the Mississippi River Russ. The Mighty Mississp. The Ole Miss. The Ole Man. Deeeeeep River.........My hooooome is OOOver Jordan.


heh. i give my kids this line every time we drive over it. they have no clue...
Viking Kitten
6/12/2007, 01:29 PM
heh. i give my kids this line every time we drive over it. they have no clue...

HA! Czar and I do the same thing. At least we're laughing.
Hamhock
6/12/2007, 01:31 PM
HA! Czar and I do the same thing. At least we're laughing.


they're even more confused when i end with "Russ?...Russ?...your feet..."
Petro-Sooner
6/12/2007, 01:36 PM
It reminds me of when they are at the Sonic and Clark takes the tray from the car hop. When did Sonic stop letting the customer keep the tray and hang it on the window?
Hamhock
6/12/2007, 01:38 PM
about the same time restaurants quit putting ketchup bottles on the tables instead of forcing you to truck 31 little containers from the condiment bar.

i blame the homosexuals....
OKLA21FAN
6/12/2007, 01:54 PM
She breathed on me!!! a dead person breathed on me!!!!!!!
birddog
6/12/2007, 03:38 PM
more fodder from the mrs

This is at the end of that....

Ellen Griswold: Clark...
Clark: Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best.

Ellen Griswold: Lord, we loved this woman with all our heart.
Audrey Griswold: Let's not overdo it, mom.
Ellen Griswold: Shut up.

Ba-roo-gata, lellujah
Petro-Sooner
6/12/2007, 03:51 PM
Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No ****.
Petro-Sooner
6/12/2007, 03:52 PM
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you
something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of
nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Petro-Sooner
6/12/2007, 03:53 PM
Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry
Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ***. Kiss his ***.
Kiss your ***. Happy Hanukkah.
Petro-Sooner
6/12/2007, 03:54 PM
Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn...
the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an *******
in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my
sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: ****ter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our ****ters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm
sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who
lights a match within ten yards of it.
Hamhock
6/12/2007, 03:55 PM
Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry
Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ***. Kiss his ***.
Kiss your ***. Happy Hanukkah.


"doctor"..."doctor"
"doctor"..."doctor"
"doctor"..."doctor"